Official Match Thread Season 20 - Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Millky95]

Scared of a little opposition? Our biscuits are much bigger than yours.

And more likely to crumble. Like your defense is shown to do

 

[Wosh]

And more likely to crumble. Like your defense is shown to do

We shall see, we already have the psychological advantage with you being soft and not caring and all.

 

[MP_]

Ignore List is for weak campaigners.

Who said that?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

And i thought some of our game day thread banter was a circle jerk in previous weeks, this is next level stuff.

We're several levels above the next level. When we jerk off as a team, we form a dodecahedron.

 

[Ant Bear]

#DeepThroatAntBear

I accept your kind offer.

 

[Wosh]

I accept your kind offer.

My throat is reserved for singing our club song after the game.
Keep ramming footlongs down yours though, practise makes perfect.

 

[Ant Bear]

My throat is reserved for singing our club song after the game.
Keep ramming footlongs down yours though, practise makes perfect.

But...but...but..
You offered
Prick-tease

 

[Reginald Perrin]

But...but...but..
You offered
Prick-tease

It's OK, I found a few volunteers with deep throats who won't mind stepping in...

 

[Sublime]

Scared of a little opposition? Our biscuits are much bigger than yours.

Yours may be bigger, but ours are soggier.

 

[Sublime]

No idea if that's picking on us or you, but i'm gonna roll with it anyway.

 

[Wosh]

No idea if that's picking on us or you, but i'm gonna roll with it anyway.

Lets just take it as a sort of mutual pre game soggy handshake so to speak.

 

[Wosh]

But...but...but..
You offered
Prick-tease

Pull yourself together man..begging is very unattractive.
Or get your team mates to do it.

 

[spookism]

I had date night with Shazza last night (it was my turn MannumPower and I Dont Care , so please stop calling her - we did the draft thing and all) - so I was occupied - what have I missed out on?
No doubt Wooshette_ using her 'secret' powers to get the boys all hot and flustered, but has Quadzilla shown the real reason for his name?

Also Swamprats leadership group are in discussions for this weeks team sheet and it looks like there will be a move in the middle....

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I had date night with Shazza last night (it was my turn MannumPower and I Dont Care , so please stop calling her - we did the draft thing and all) - so I was occupied - what have I missed out on?
No doubt Wooshette_ using her 'secret' powers to get the boys all hot and flustered, but has Quadzilla shown the real reason for his name?

Also Swamprats leadership group are in discussions for this weeks team sheet and it looks like there will be a move in the middle....

Does panicking and scurrying around in ever diminishing concentric circles really count as a move?

 

[Wosh]

I had date night with Shazza last night (it was my turn MannumPower and I Dont Care , so please stop calling her - we did the draft thing and all) - so I was occupied - what have I missed out on?
No doubt Wooshette_ using her 'secret' powers to get the boys all hot and flustered, but has Quadzilla shown the real reason for his name?

Also Swamprats leadership group are in discussions for this weeks team sheet and it looks like there will be a move in the middle....

Your little boys are getting themselves all hot and flustered, obviously not used to the company of females.

 

[Leet115]

Looking to perform well is an understatement,I'm looking to kill my opposite number ninja style

 

[spookism]

Does panicking and scurrying around in ever diminishing concentric circles really count as a move?

One thing the boys don't do is panic on the Qooty field - it's why we are 5-2.
We can scurry with the best of them though.

Your little boys are getting themselves all hot and flustered, obviously not used to the company of females.

Shazza only hangs out with the leadership group, so some of them are a little naive in that area yes.

But they are improving - toxic almost had a conversation with Wingard2Wines just the other day.

 

[Sublime]

Shazza is all the woman we need. Like a comfortable extremely well worn in pair of jeans.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

And more likely to crumble. Like your defense is shown to do

If I were them, I'd think their impotency in attack is much more concerning seeing as they're ranked last for scoring. What's that Warriors? Wooshette got a rookie of the week as a full forward this season? Is that like a rising star nomination? Cool, Jesse White once got one of those as well.

We shall see, we already have the psychological advantage with you being soft and not caring and all.

He cares. He was just giving the signal for I Dont Care to come in.

 

[Sublime]

If I were them, I'd think their impotency in attack is much more concerning seeing as they're ranked last for scoring. What's that Warriors? Wooshette got a rookie of the week as a full forward this season? Is that like a rising star nomination? Cool, Jesse White once got one of those as well.

Hey i got one of those too you know

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Hey i got one of those too you know

You've proven it's no fluke.

 

[Power Raid]

#DeepThroatAntBear

The film quality isn't great as it was recorded on 9mm film and poor lighting but it never gets boring.

 

[Wosh]

Who would have though that such tiny little rodents could produce so much goo.

 

[Millky95]

Who would have though that such tiny little rodents could produce so much goo.

Never underestimate our goo producing abilities

 

[toxic]

Who would have though that such tiny little rodents could produce so much goo.

Must be your 2 handed approach