Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Reginald Perrin]

RP isnt that good, you and I both know this. Hence the talking him up.

Speaking of RP, where is Reginald Perrin ?

I've been on the road. 2150km round trip Mon-Wed. Forgive me if I didn't feel like jumping straight on the computer and smashing you about a bit.

 

[Shermy]

I've been on the road. 2150km round trip Mon-Wed. Forgive me if I didn't feel like jumping straight on the computer and smashing you about a bit.

Un-****ing-acceptable RP. Way to let the team down!

in other news, **** that noise, thats a lot of driving

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Well well well, look at the 3 stooges from the Wario's getting excited early. Don't all drink out of the same cup to early, its still Tuesday.

And now Toxic has rocked up, yay...

Alright you bunch of spanners, last week was out SoO game, as no-one cares about it. This week we are going to show you how the new and improved Bandits game plan kicks into gear

We had our entire list submitted to be classed as a SoO team but admin decided that intoxicated and alluring wasn't the kind of state they had envisaged.

 

[beez]

I've been on the road. 2150km round trip Mon-Wed. Forgive me if I didn't feel like jumping straight on the computer and smashing you about a bit.

That's a lot of singing along with the radio. Hopefully that means you won't have a voice on Sunday, your acid tongue is a bitch.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

That's a lot of singing along with the radio. Hopefully that means you won't have a voice on Sunday, your acid tongue is a bitch.

My voice will be fine. Most of the trip was ABC radio only and the CD player was busted. I tried humming along to an interview with a guy about evidence of organised aboriginal agriculture discovered by the early pioneers but I just couldn't pick up the rhythm.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

RP needs to get his mind on the Qooty field, as I am going to embarrass him on Sunday.

Of course I'll be embarrassed. You'll be on your knees at my feet and I'm just not that into you.

 

[DapperJong]

I guess if your team is that shit and you have to play rookies in the midfield...

 

[Shermy]

I guess if your team is that shit and you have to play rookies in the midfield...

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Glorious leader plz, you are looking at this the wrong way. Why arent you, as a rookie, playing the midfield? I'm surprised heads havent been severed because of it.

 

[DapperJong]

Glorious leader plz, you are looking at this the wrong way. Why arent you, as a rookie, playing the midfield? I'm surprised heads havent been severed because of it.

They showed me a carrot by playing me on ball in a praccy and then i dunno wtf happened.

bigjoed wtf m9

 

[BigJoeD_]

They showed me a carrot by playing me on ball in a praccy and then i dunno wtf happened.

bigjoed wtf m9

You've kicked 2 goals from your first 2 kicks in league qooty - we've gotta keep milking that baby!

 

[Freofalcon]

They showed me a carrot by playing me on ball in a praccy and then i dunno wtf happened.

bigjoed wtf m9

Is a strange decision.

Dear Leader could 100 & 1000 every game

 

[toxic]

The bandits have hit the road for sundays game

Some of the strangest looking qooty players in history

note - only 5 on board as that is all the posters they have

 

[Itsmyshow]

The bandits have hit the road for sundays game

Some of the strangest looking qooty players in history

note - only 5 on board as that is all the posters they ahve

You were going alright until the last line.

#failure

At least the hash tag fits the bill at Coney Island

 

[Smoooothy]

surely the bandits are disappointed by the lack of posting in what is only round 2

 

[Shermy]

The bandits have hit the road for sundays game

Some of the strangest looking qooty players in history

note - only 5 on board as that is all the posters they ahve

That image is badass, and is definitely looks like the Bandits team bus

 

[Benwah83]

You've kicked 2 goals from your first 2 kicks in league qooty - we've gotta keep milking that baby!

Especially with the Bandit's defensive slogan:

Although that evidently got laid to waste last week, we still need Dapper to **** their business model.

 

[beez]

The bandits have hit the road for sundays game

Some of the strangest looking qooty players in history

note - only 5 on board as that is all the posters they ahve

OMG. Look at eth-dog. He looks hungry.

 

[Wosh]

Don't flatter them toxic

 

[Wosh]

Well hubby gets home today after a month away, straight into training for the game..ball handling, rucking, putting it through the middle etc.

Kick Arse Warriors!

 

[Smoooothy]

Well hubby gets home today after a month away, straight into training for the game..ball handling, rucking, putting it through the middle etc.

Kick Arse Warriors!

he seems a good in and under player, able to play in the wet or the dry. the epitome of a team player

 

[Wosh]

he seems a good in and under player, able to play in the wet or the dry. the epitome of a team player

He's a huge all rounder

 

[Smoooothy]

He's a huge all rounder

has he got a good forehand too?

 

[Itsmyshow]

surely the bandits are disappointed by the lack of posting in what is only round 2

On the contrary, it's hard to motivate individuals when you are trying to drive them to an impotent opposing force, it's lacks a challenge.

Take WFL as an example, he and Jimmy1992 are currently undertaking a recruiting drive in the area for potential "off field activity" recruits. It keeps them sharp.

How's that working lads? Do you have the next round of victims?

 

[Smoooothy]

On the contrary, it's hard to motivate individuals when you are trying to drive them to an impotent opposing force, it's lacks a challenge.

Take WFL as an example, he and Jimmy1992 are currently undertaking a recruiting drive in the area for potential "off field activity" recruits. It keeps them sharp.

How's that working lads? Do you have the next round of victims?

that's the problem. the last I saw of WFL, he was looking lost in the ball pit at Maccas - like he was waiting for the day to end so he could go home to his partner and lie to her about how good a day at work he had, and Jimmy1992 hasn't left the casual encounters section of craigslist for a while. I hear the bloke woman that he was chatting to appeared to be a dream come true

 

[Itsmyshow]

that's the problem. the last I saw of WFL, he was looking lost in the ball pit at Maccas - like he was waiting for the day to end so he could go home to his partner and lie to her about how good a day at work he had, and Jimmy1992 hasn't left the casual encounters section of craigslist for a while. I hear the bloke woman that he was chatting to appeared to be a dream come true

No, that's targeted recruiting. And we won't even mention the secret project that loopy_cam and princey are on, it's category 3 secrecy