Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Wosh]

Loser would be a generic moniker heavily used at the Bandits.

Similar to how we throw around mate, star, legend etc.

Don't forget 'campaigner'

 

[Shermy]

Don't forget 'campaigner'

You said I was Meh in one post and now a campaigner in the other. Will you just make up your damn mind already.

Back to important matters, why do you have an art exhibition a day before the game called "Sodomy by the sea salon"? Is that Smooth and Jody's artisitc streaks coming out again? Actually looking at the flyer, it says its been happening for 3 months now. The boys were busy in the off season.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Kermit's Kolumn.

Dennis Kermit here. Disaster has struck the small coastal community of Coney Island. Earlier today I was informed that their beloved whore tree had been stolen.


Devastation: The callous act has left a sour taste in the mouths of the Coney islanders


It seems some mischievous bandits uprooted the tree, and have plans to smuggle it across the Atlantic, to add it to their magnificent whorchard.

I tried to speak with Coney Island warriors captain BigJoeD_, but he was still too devastated to speak after learning that his official SFA footycard was merely a common bronze edition. Unfortunately with only one other literate resident, I was forced to interview the somewhat deranged Frankston Rover instead.

FR: "It's just stupid!!!"

I would like to note that the interview went for 15 minutes, however this was the only coherent sentence that FR was able to string together.

Experts are predicting that this will be a crushing blow to the hopes of the local qooty side on Sunday.


The whore tree: the 69th wonder of the world.


In completely unrelated news, the Baghdad Bandits qooty team has suffered a setback, with a number of players reportedly suffering from "splinters" in the lead up to this weeks game. Hopefully this contagious disease won't spread throughout Baghdad upon their return.

Stay tuned for the next Kermit's Kolumn.

 

[Wosh]

Kermit's Kolumn.

Dennis Kermit here. Disaster has struck the small coastal community of Coney Island. Earlier today I was informed that their beloved whore tree had been stolen.

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Devastation: The callous act has left a sour taste in the mouths of the Coney islanders


It seems some mischievous bandits uprooted the tree, and have plans to smuggle it across the Atlantic, to add it to their magnificent whorchard.

I tried to speak with Coney Island warriors captain BigJoeD_, but he was still too devastated to speak after learning that his official SFA footycard was merely a common bronze edition. Unfortunately with only one other literate resident, I was forced to interview the somewhat deranged Frankston Rover instead.

FR: "It's just stupid!!!"

I would like to note that the interview went for 15 minutes, however this was the only coherent sentence that FR was able to string together.

Experts are predicting that this will be a crushing blow to the hopes of the local qooty side on Sunday.

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The whore tree: the 69th wonder of the world.


In completely unrelated news, the Baghdad Bandits qooty team has suffered a setback, with a number of players reportedly suffering from "splinters" in the lead up to this weeks game. Hopefully this contagious disease won't spread throughout Baghdad upon their return.

Stay tuned for the next Kermit's Kolumn.

That's the decoy Whore Tree, your boys are gonna end up with alot more than just splinters.

 

[Smoooothy]

Kermit's Kolumn.

Dennis Kermit here. Disaster has struck the small coastal community of Coney Island. Earlier today I was informed that their beloved whore tree had been stolen.

View attachment 211906
Devastation: The callous act has left a sour taste in the mouths of the Coney islanders


It seems some mischievous bandits uprooted the tree, and have plans to smuggle it across the Atlantic, to add it to their magnificent whorchard.

I tried to speak with Coney Island warriors captain BigJoeD_, but he was still too devastated to speak after learning that his official SFA footycard was merely a common bronze edition. Unfortunately with only one other literate resident, I was forced to interview the somewhat deranged Frankston Rover instead.

FR: "It's just stupid!!!"

I would like to note that the interview went for 15 minutes, however this was the only coherent sentence that FR was able to string together.

Experts are predicting that this will be a crushing blow to the hopes of the local qooty side on Sunday.

View attachment 211918
The whore tree: the 69th wonder of the world.


In completely unrelated news, the Baghdad Bandits qooty team has suffered a setback, with a number of players reportedly suffering from "splinters" in the lead up to this weeks game. Hopefully this contagious disease won't spread throughout Baghdad upon their return.

Stay tuned for the next Kermit's Kolumn.

 

[Wosh]

You said I was Meh in one post and now a campaigner in the other. Will you just make up your damn mind already.

Back to important matters, why do you have an art exhibition a day before the game called "Sodomy by the sea salon"? Is that Smooth and Jody's artisitc streaks coming out again? Actually looking at the flyer, it says its been happening for 3 months now. The boys were busy in the off season.

At the Warriors we encourage all artistic pursuits in the off season..some paint, some sculpt, some write poetry and some *******e. We are a very talented bunch.
I always thought there was no such thing as a meh campaigner, but you've proved me wrong

 

[Smoooothy]

THIS JUST IN!!

Shermy has been spotted eating the Whoranges from the Whore Tree

Inset - Shermy swallows

 

[Shermy]

THIS JUST IN!!

Shermy has been spotted eating the Whoranges from the Whore Tree

Inset - Shermy swallows

You taught me the only thing you knew and assured me that was how it was meant to go down.

 

[Shermy]

At the Warriors we encourage all artistic pursuits in the off season..some paint, some sculpt, some write poetry and some *******e. We are a very talented bunch.
I always thought there was no such thing as a meh campaigner, but you've proved me wrong

I aim to please Wooshy, I'll take being called a Meh campaigner and run with it.

 

[Wosh]

I aim to please Wooshy, I'll take being called a Meh campaigner and run with it.

Well you won't be running with the qooty, so good for you

 

[zackah]

That's the decoy Whore Tree, your boys are gonna end up with alot more than just splinters.

Lord_Flashheart will still be devastated

 

[HaroLad]

That's the decoy Whore Tree, your boys are gonna end up with alot more than just splinters.

I've already got every STD imaginable, doesn't make a difference to me.

In a way, it's almost like a kind of freedom.

 

[Wosh]

I've already got every STD imaginable, doesn't make a difference to me.

In a way, it's almost like a kind of freedom.

Go see the school nurse

 

[saintkildaman]

I've already got every STD imaginable, doesn't make a difference to me.

In a way, it's almost like a kind of freedom.

After last weekend in Vegas I'm pretty sure I have herpes.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Go see the school nurse

That's how he got most of them

 

[Wosh]

That's how he got most of them

I doubt it

 

[Smoooothy]

After last weekend in Vegas I'm pretty sure I have herpes.

If you're only pretty sure you've got herpes, you've got something much worse

 

[saintkildaman]

If you're only pretty sure you've got herpes, you've got something much worse

That's poker. You win some, you lose some.

 

[toxic]

After last weekend in Vegas I'm pretty sure I have herpes.

You cant catch it twice

 

[HaroLad]

Go see the school nurse

The school nurse was the one who gave them to me though.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Lord_Flashheart will still be devastated

I always have a back up that I take with me everywhere I go in case of emergencies

 

[Shermy]

Well you won't be running with the qooty, so good for you

You're meant to run with it now? I just launch barrels in the hope that the midfield sorts it out. Thats how good defense works, I thought.

 

[beez]

You cant catch it twice

That's a defeatist's attitude

 

[HaroLad]

I always have a back up that I take with me everywhere I go in case of emergencies


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That's quite small.

I guess you Warriors don't need them to be that big anyway.

 

[Wosh]

You're meant to run with it now? I just launch barrels in the hope that the midfield sorts it out. Thats how good defense works, I thought.

A good defence yes..not the Bandits.