Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[BEEG]

Careful man...I hear around the traps he tracks and catches Pokémon.

Yeah I give him one thing, that tattoo on his stomach '' ''gotta catch them all'' is pretty dope.

 

[brahj]

What sort of male even mentions the term "Fan fiction".... who is this pussy?

I just wish I was as hard as you...

You're a better man than me mate.. I would have asked him to join me in the ring for 3 rounds.

 

[BEEG]

Test average of 3.18.

If you ever watched him bat, you'd consider that average to be highly flattering, Toni



But but but... I'm a Top 20 poster!!!1

No you are not.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

But but but... I'm a Top 20 poster!!!1

It's nice to see you back.

 

[KohPhi]

I just wish I was as hard as you...

That's a reasonable statement.

 

[miggs]

I just wish I was as hard as you...

Well put the bong down for 5mins and you might be able to get close one day champ

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/06/weed-dick-is-a-thing-and-its-ruining-your-sex-life-5423700/

 

[brahj]

That's a reasonable statement.

Please don't bash me.

Well put the bong down for 5mins and you might be able to get close one day champ

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/06/weed-dick-is-a-thing-and-its-ruining-your-sex-life-5423700/

omg, tell your mate to pass the nose candy.

 

[BigJoeD_]

It's nice to see you back.

There's clearly a bit of rust there, and the banter has definitely been a little lowbrow for my liking...

But if you want to get into it with swines, you need to be prepared to get covered in shit, eh?

 

[KohPhi]

Can we all chip in and send brahj

Oh.. he facilitates women's classes as well! Nice one..

 

[The Filth Wizard]

There's clearly a bit of rust there, and the banter has definitely been a little lowbrow for my liking...

But if you want to get into it with swines, you need to be prepared to get covered in shit, eh?

I think the collective term is swine.

 

[miggs]

Please don't bash me.



omg, tell your mate to pass the nose candy.

Omg she's not my mate lol rofl

Even if she was, I doubt she would want to share her coke with a such a douchey government funded drain on Australia such as yourself. I bet you wear Jonny blaze jeans and a fubu gridiron shirt too yeah? 4204LYFE homie

 

[brahj]

Omg she's not my mate lol rofl

Even if she was, I doubt she would want to share her coke with a such a douchey government funded drain on Australia such as yourself. I bet you wear Jonny blaze jeans and a fubu gridiron shirt too yeah? 4204LYFE homie

For a self-proclaimed bogan shit stain you know a fair bit about high fashion. Any regrets zipped away in the red and blue striped bags piled up in that wardrobe next to the hydro set up?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Omg she's not my mate lol rofl

Even if she was, I doubt she would want to share her coke with a such a douchey government funded drain on Australia such as yourself. I bet you wear Jonny blaze jeans and a fubu gridiron shirt too yeah? 4204LYFE homie

I have no doubt you are also stoned right now. You're a self hating pothead. Pathetic.

 

[miggs]

For a self-proclaimed bogan shit stain you know a fair bit about high fashion. Any regrets zipped away in the red and blue striped bags piled up in that wardrobe next to the hydro set up?

Only the pair of Roberto Cavalli loafers I got in Milan that I paid wayyyy too much for. But not much else apart from that.

 

[brahj]

I have no doubt you are also stoned right now. You're a self hating pothead. Pathetic.

I'm pretty sure this is all a front, Child Services are reading this and the next custody hearing is on Friday.

 

[miggs]

I have no doubt you are also stoned right now. You're a self hating pothead. Pathetic.

Do edibles count?

 

[brahj]

Only the pair of Roberto Cavalli loafers I got in Milan that I paid wayyyy too much for. But not much else apart from that.

No sex. No drugs. Not even some casual bigotry.

Are you flirting with me?

 

[miggs]

No sex. No drugs. Not even some casual bigotry.

Are you flirting with me?

Let me finish off this brownie and I'll let you know bby

 

[brahj]

Let me finish off this brownie and I'll let you know bby

dick tease

 

[miggs]

dick tease

Well after hearing about your problem earlier, I doubt there would be much more possible than teasing. Such a waste

 

[KohPhi]

There is no way he was our worst ever batsman.

Test average of 3.18.
If you ever watched him bat, you'd consider that average to be highly flattering, Toni

Toni, meet BigJodie.
BigJodie, this is Toni.

 

[brahj]

Well after hearing about your problem earlier, I doubt there would be much more possible than teasing. Such a waste

We were being nice for a second, understandably the rest of the Bombers were unsure whose posts they should be liking...

But I digress, nah your dick is so gross that when you walk around it makes the same sound your mouth does when you open mouth chew KFC potato and gravy. Wash ya knob ya ****in' dirty campaigner.

 

[miggs]

Toni, meet BigJodie.
BigJodie, this is Toni.

Toni is a submissive. He loves to be called a cowardly little worm almost as much as he loves having his lunch packed

 

[Agent93]

All of the above and this team is quality we spit fire.

Might want to get that looked at.

 

[miggs]

We were being nice for a second, understandably the rest of the Bombers were unsure whose posts they should be liking...

But I digress, nah your dick is so gross that when you walk around it makes the same sound your mouth does when you open mouth chew KFC potato and gravy. Wash ya knob ya ****in' dirty campaigner.

atleast I can get my gross dick hard you erectionless cretin