Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[fitzroybowiedog]

Well if it isn't the South East Asian sex pest. How's things mate

I ain't a sex pest.

I'm well. And you Mr.Miggs?

 

[miggs]

I ain't a sex pest.

I'm well. And you Mr.Miggs?

Sorry.

I'm fantastic. Albeit a little tired after beating up hawks all arvo and night. So much so I just climbed into bed. Goodnight friend. Take care

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Sorry.

I'm fantastic. Albeit a little tired after beating up hawks all arvo and night. So much so I just climbed into bed. Goodnight friend. Take care

Early to bed, early to rise makes miggs healthy wealthy and wise in the ways of destroying hawks.

 

[spookism]

Early to bed, early to rise makes miggs healthy wealthy and wise in the ways of destroying hawks.

Hey...

 

[HaroLad]

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The Advocate is the best example of modern day political propaganda and I'm not surprised in the slightest that brahj is a devout fan.

 

[brahj]

Of course, you're the cliché Betoota Advocate reader.

How did you know about the Betoota Advoca-



...nevermind.

 

[TheCoach16]

Hey BRAB .... BRAB ? ! ?
I had to do some asking around to find out what the "Survivor thread" actually was. I had no concept of it. So you can imagine my surprise when I was alerted to the fact that you gave me a sneaky , quiet, behind closed doors, little drive by in there.

Now, I didn't want to intrude on your cute little game, because... well, because I'm not rude that way. So I thought I'd respond out here. You don't mind, do you?

B-B-B-BONUS ROUND

First team to type TheCoach16 should delete his account wins a special prize!

Not sure how many times you need me to tell you, but ok, once more... I will NOT be deleting my account. However....

However. For arguments sake, lets say I did. I'M NOT, but lets say I did...

I reckon I might be remembered as,

"That coach dude that completely broke BRAB" ...

But rest easy, my friend. I'm not going anywhere for a while yet...

 

[brahj]

Hey BRAB .... BRAB ? ! ?
I had to do some asking around to find out what the "Survivor thread" actually was. I had no concept of it. So you can imagine my surprise when I was alerted to the fact that you gave me a sneaky , quiet, behind closed doors, little drive by in there.

Now, I didn't want to intrude on your cute little game, because... well, because I'm not rude that way. So I thought I'd respond out here. You don't mind, do you?



Not sure how many times you need me to tell you, but ok, once more... I will NOT be deleting my account. However....

However. For arguments sake, lets say I did. I'M NOT, but lets say I did...

I reckon I might be remembered as,

"That coach dude that completely broke BRAB" ...

But rest easy, my friend. I'm not going anywhere for a while yet...

Is it normal to cringe this much when someone declares they have beaten someone else?

Either way, congrats Coach. You're the best.

 

[BRAB]

Hey BRAB .... BRAB ? ! ?
I had to do some asking around to find out what the "Survivor thread" actually was. I had no concept of it. So you can imagine my surprise when I was alerted to the fact that you gave me a sneaky , quiet, behind closed doors, little drive by in there.

Now, I didn't want to intrude on your cute little game, because... well, because I'm not rude that way. So I thought I'd respond out here. You don't mind, do you?



Not sure how many times you need me to tell you, but ok, once more... I will NOT be deleting my account. However....

However. For arguments sake, lets say I did. I'M NOT, but lets say I did...

I reckon I might be remembered as,

"That coach dude that completely broke BRAB" ...

But rest easy, my friend. I'm not going anywhere for a while yet...

Tribe backwards pants won by the way.

 

[TheCoach16]

There was a group of us in his course. He made it clear we all had to commit and anyone who didn't was a coward. My wife was pregnant with our first child and was due on the Friday. She went over and the course was on the Monday in Sydney. I decided not to fly up as I did not want to miss the birth so he called me a coward.

You know what I would've done?!

I would've joined a gym, worked out six hours a day, got really big, then studied MMA fighting for six months. Then I would've tracked him down, snuck up behind him, and POKED HIM WITH A STICK !

Then I'd run away...

 

[TheCoach16]

Is it normal to cringe this much when someone declares they have beaten someone else?

Either way, congrats Coach. You're the best.

I didn't declare myself anything...

I'm actually quite uncomfortable with the whole thing. It was just a common thread amongst those who commented on the discussion...

Geez, brahj, don't shoot the messenger...

 

[Brown Bottle]

There's a lot of angst in this thread. I like angst. It usually leads to violence

 

[BRAB]

Literally considering the void.

This thread is vile. Shame on you coach, heartless bully.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Then I'd run away...

I reckon he'd have caught you.

You don't strike me as being someone that is overly athletic

 

[brahj]

I didn't declare myself anything...

I reckon I might be remembered as,

"That coach dude that completely broke BRAB" ...

Apologies, just a misunderstanding.

 

[TheCoach16]

Literally considering the void.

This thread is vile. Shame on you coach, heartless bully.

Oh, you want to chat out here now?

That's a relief. It took me forever to find the obscure thread you were in, talking about me... this is far more convenient for me.

 

[BRAB]

Oh, you want to chat out here now?

That's a relief. It took me forever to find the obscure thread you were in, talking about me... this is far more convenient for me.

Survivor is a pinned post.

Stop ranting.

Talk me off the edge.

 

[BRAB]

Please hurry. Posting transformers gifs now.

 

[TheCoach16]

Apologies, just a misunderstanding.

You're making my point for me, brahj...

You'll notice, I was clearly commenting on what others may say. I certainly didn't state they were my own thoughts.

Yes?

 

[TheCoach16]

I reckon he'd have caught you.

You don't strike me as being someone that is overly athletic

You'd be right...

 

[BRAB]

Anybody starting to think coach needs a psychologist

 

[Biggie]

Anybody starting to think coach needs a psychologist

Yes

 

[brahj]

You're making my point for me, brahj...

You'll notice, I was clearly commenting on what others may say. I certainly didn't state they were my own thoughts.

Yes?

I just apologised and said it was a misunderstanding.

Hopefully they will leave this embarrassing blunder out of the folk songs they will sing about you.

 

[TheCoach16]

Anybody starting to think coach needs a psychologist

There's no shame in that. We all need a little support from time to time...

Is there a point to your question?

 

[BRAB]

There's no shame in that. We all need a little support from time to time...

Is there a point to your question?

Yes. You're mentally deficient. That's the point.

Moving on...