Official Match Thread Season 26 First Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome

[Tarkyn_24]

Woo, Tarks?

Please put a bit more effort into your posts, you’re an embarrassment.

 

[cooney]

Woo, Tarks?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I had a zinger ready to reply to you. I tried to insert the image via link, then even went to the hurculean effort of saving it to my phone (ugh; so common) and uploading it. I tried for 40 minutes (I’m self-employed so **** it).

It will now go unseen, and that saddens me.

I would hate for the SFA not to observe a zinger today.

 

[Yakker]

I would hate for the SFA not to observe a zinger today.

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Needs more bacon and cheese

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Needs more bacon and cheese

No me making that joke was cheesy enough.

 

[Yakker]

Hey Mum! Why didn’t you tell me?

Why didn’t you teach me a thing or two?

You just let me go out into the world.

You never thought to share what you knew!

So I walked under a bus.

I got hit by a train.

Keep falling in love

Which is kinda the same.

I’ve sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane.

And it felt so good, I wanna do it again.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! STAAAAAHHHHHHP!

 

[manangatang]

Yeah, but it's wrapped up too tight and has way too much wrapping paper. I've been trying to unwrap it for years with no success

You've been playing pass the parcel, haven't you?

 

[Yakker]

Hands up who has ever been involved in a demand planning software implementation project Should it really suck this much? Should I really feel I want to kill everyone on the project? Why is there never enough money in the budget for a decent catered lunch?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hands up who has ever been involved in a demand planning software implementation project Should it really suck this much? Should I really feel I want to kill everyone on the project? Why is there never enough money in the budget for a decent catered lunch?

I don’t even know what those words mean.

Tarks

 

[FinBar19]

We are so awesome we "crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away"


Says Mr Popularity.


Thanks for this


Get a life


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FML!!!

JFC!

 

[FinBar19]

Hands up who has ever been involved in a demand planning software implementation project Should it really suck this much? Should I really feel I want to kill everyone on the project? Why is there never enough money in the budget for a decent catered lunch?

Group projects of any kind were invented by an alien race as a means to destroy human civilisation.

 

[philreich]

JFC!

Juicy Fried Chicken???

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Group projects of any kind were invented by an alien race as a means to destroy human civilisation.

Little do they know that I’ve started a group project to prepare our retaliation against the aliens.

It mostly involves me collecting Tarkymetrics Votes from 46 unwilling participants and JoshWoodenSpoon , and then failing to do anything with them and blaming sausageroll

 

[manangatang]

I would hate for the SFA not to observe a zinger today.

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Don't make me all aroused Tarks. I'm #14yearsclean.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Don't make me all aroused Tarks. I'm #14yearsclean.

Let’s be real, there’s no resisting the allure of the dirty bird.

They just don’t make them the same in England

 

[manangatang]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! STAAAAAHHHHHHP!

You love a bit of Bachelor Girl. So much sass.

 

[FinBar19]

Juicy Fried Chicken???

JellyFish Catching

 

[manangatang]

Little do they know that I’ve started a group project to prepare our retaliation against the aliens.

It mostly involves me collecting Tarkymetrics Votes from 46 unwilling participants and JoshWoodenSpoon , and then failing to do anything with them and blaming sausageroll

I KNEW that was sausageroll 's fault.

Bastard.

 

[manangatang]

Juicy Fried Chicken???

Did he mean JDC!

or Cadaver ?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I KNEW that was sausageroll 's fault.

Bastard.

If you really want to point fingers the aliens brought this all about.

But personally I’m not fussed about apportioning blame correctly. **** you sausageroll

 

[FinBar19]

Did he mean JDC!

or Cadaver ?

More on that coming soon

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Did he mean JDC!

or Cadaver ?

Is Cadaver that weirdo that doesn’t even support a team from his home state? Or do I have him confused?

 

[FinBar19]

Is Cadaver that weirdo that doesn’t even support a team from his home state? Or do I have him confused?

Ha ha yeah who would do that ha ha despicable

 

[ParxBoy]

GIF Friday

The day ParxBoy shines!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Private school?

Yep