Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[Tarkyn_24]

You kind of are though. And you can’t really say “well, at least I’ve got some Brownlow votes”...

Chin up though.

Chin ups won’t fix anything for poor Clayton. Such a terrible mug.

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

Negative. Just helping a struggling club back to the top, this will be 3 out of 3 once I’m finished.

RU_ and I both crossed from the Wonders to help add some much needed experience to the struggling club I used to play for many moons ago.

We're like Gumby and Pokey... just the 'Ghetto Gumby' version.

 

[cooney]

Thanks for the contribution like always Coons.

Only telling the truth

 

[Proper Gander]

Chin ups won’t fix anything for poor Clayton. Such a terrible mug.

Well quite but seriously - have a look at your avatar. It’s not a bad angle for you overall but there is no denying you have a serious body hair problem.

 

[Proper Gander]

RU_ and I both crossed from the Wonders to help add some much needed experience to the struggling club I used to play for many moons ago.

We're like Gumby and Pokey... just the 'Ghetto Gumby' version.

Oh god. Feels way to much like Rodan from Port to Melbourne. Well yes it’s a trade and all... yay .. but...

 

[Headless]

Well quite but seriously - have a look at your avatar. It’s not a bad angle for you overall but there is no denying you have a serious body hair problem.

Save your concerning levels of anger for the Gumbies, friend.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Finals?! Don't talk to me about finals. I mean... finals... I just want to win a game!

My Win/Loss record demands it!

 

[Proper Gander]

Save your concerning levels of anger for the Gumbies, friend.

I have no idea who plays for whom, so my strategy is general aggression in an outward direction.

Team players are soft

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Save your concerning levels of anger for the Gumbies, friend.

Tarks

 

[Headless]

I have no idea who plays for whom, so my strategy is general aggression in an outward direction.

Team players are soft

At least we can take comfort in the knowledge Fryer Tuck will never leave the Demon family.

We can always rely on Fryer to provide some stability. So if in doubt, at least know that Fryer is a Demon.

 

[Proper Gander]

Tarks

I honestly would have gotten a buzz from that goal if I was fortunately viewing it from a neutral perspective because it was a beauty.

I’m not though, so it’s shit.

 

[Jivlain]

I have no idea who plays for whom, so my strategy is general aggression in an outward direction.

Team players are soft

With so many other teams and also the possibility of neutrals (do they exist? should their wives be told "Hello"?) this sounds like a successful strategy.

You jerk.

 

[cooney]

Bring it on

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Tarks

I love the old school. 2010 was awesome, but 2002 was my team.

 

[StFly]

Finals?! Don't talk to me about finals. I mean... finals... I just want to win a game!

My Win/Loss record demands it!

If it helps, last time the Gumbies won a spoon we followed up with a flag straight after. People not named Yakker will know this, since captains of clubs is well documented, as is grand final winning ones.

As the Wolves were an SFA creation, the same rules don't apply because we know, nothing good ever comes from an SFA consensus, and now that we have a spoon from last season, as the Gumbies...

Well..

Suffice to say the Demons can once again be second to something.

 

[Proper Gander]

At least we can take comfort in the knowledge Fryer Tuck will never leave the Demon family.

We can always rely on Fryer to provide some stability. So if in doubt, at least know that Fryer is a Demon.

Seriously though, I just start to feel like I’m getting the hang of things SFA-wise and know that people like snagroll and Blergh or whatevs are Demons, so deserving of at least a courtesy like at the very least. Then some stupid trade period moves everything around. And WTF RodneyDangerfield has moved or something?

Nobody plays for the jumper these days

 

[Proper Gander]

With so many other teams and also the possibility of neutrals (do they exist? should their wives be told "Hello"?) this sounds like a successful strategy.

You jerk.

Hello nimrod

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I love the old school. 2010 was awesome, but 2002 was my team.

I stand by that for sheer talent 2007 was the best squad we have ever assembled.

Had the 2002 class retiring and the 2010 class starting out. Imagine if that squad had all been at their peak at the same time

 

[JackNah_8]

Sorry for my absence, I’ve been busy dealing with vampires, underworld figures, flogs and the most unlikely of lovers.

I do hope this doesn’t affect my rating for the week mystery Tarkymetrics voter.

Angles.

You used to be cool

 

[Fryer Tuck]

H

If it helps, last time the Gumbies won a spoon we followed up with a flag straight after. People not named Yakker will know this, since captains of clubs is well documented, as is grand final winning ones.

As the Wolves were an SFA creation, the same rules don't apply because we know, nothing good ever comes from an SFA consensus, and now that we have a spoon from last season, as the Gumbies...

Well..

Suffice to say the Demons can once again be second to something.

It's like Collingwood if they won 1977, but it actually happened.

I like it a lot!

Can I say... "Year of the Clay?"

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You used to be cool

I did not!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I stand by that for sheer talent 2007 was the best squad we have ever assembled.

Had the 2002 class retiring and the 2010 class starting out. Imagine if that squad had all been at their peak at the same time

Oh mate! I have the conplete set (and I mean every card) of Collingwood players from that year.

All of them in their peak?! Oh baby!

 

[cooney]

Wooo

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Oh mate! I have the conplete set (and I mean every card) of Collingwood players from that year.

All of them in their peak?! Oh baby!

I was going to say, if you have the complete set of players can you please release them. We need most of them available to coach or play tomorrow and I think kidnapping is frowned upon

 

[JackNah_8]

I did not!

Ok. Semi cool. Now just uncool