Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[Yakker]

Friggen lol.

Check the archives yeah?

 

[Yakker]

If it helps, last time the Gumbies won a spoon we followed up with a flag straight after. People not named Yakker will know this, since captains of clubs is well documented, as is grand final winning ones.

As the Wolves were an SFA creation, the same rules don't apply because we know, nothing good ever comes from an SFA consensus, and now that we have a spoon from last season, as the Gumbies...

Well..

Suffice to say the Demons can once again be second to something.

You should change your user name to SaltFly

 

[Yakker]

Hi Dumbies, Demons

posting here because I've posted in every other match thread.

How are we all?

is that you BLERN ?

 

[cooney]

He needs to change his pants.

Somebody needs to they stink.

 

[Headless]

Somebody needs to they stink.

I prefer to think of it as my pleasant natural musk.

 

[manangatang]

No. I honestly can’t recall ever buying a supermarket dim sim. Or seeking out one. I like a dim sim but in my mind they are pretty much an eating out or takeaway food. They might lose their magic if I tried to prepare them in a domestic environment

They are a fickle beast. It is true.

 

[manangatang]

I prefer to think of it as my pleasant natural musk.

Is this what’s in your pants?

 

[Proper Gander]

Morning

 

[Uncle_Leo]

This league becomes a shit stain on the undies when you are around here.
Please return to wherever you were before coming back here.

You are such a freak, always talking about the weirdest stuff.

I can’t even begin to imagine what goes on in your bedroom

50 Shades of Demon Jim

 

[ABray10]

I swear I come back to this thread every day and there is just 5 more pages of rubbish gumbies posts, punctuated by some witty gems from the Demons. Along with 25 random posts from the Gander.

I think I am starting to understand this game.

 

[cooney]

I prefer to think of it as my pleasant natural musk.

It’s not you

 

[Proper Gander]

Okay, don’t say good morning you surly freaks.

 

[cooney]

Good morning

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

As a queenslander and single mother, this ******* pisses me off.

I've shopped at Coles all my life.

Last week I was buying my usual assortment of baked goods at my local coles, and realised I had forgotten my bags. I refused to pay, and attempted to carry my baked goods to my swift.

Much to my dismay, I dropped my baked goods halfway to the car.

Worst day of my life.

Literally caking.

I try to carry all sorts of shit stacked up in my arms just to spite Coles.

This was me on my last trip to Coles...

 

[cooney]

Coles life

 

[Proper Gander]

As a queenslander and single mother, this ******* pisses me off.

I've shopped at Coles all my life.

Last week I was buying my usual assortment of baked goods at my local coles, and realised I had forgotten my bags. I refused to pay, and attempted to carry my baked goods to my swift.

Much to my dismay, I dropped my baked goods halfway to the car.

Worst day of my life.

Literally caking.

That is so Queensland to buy your baked goods at a Coles. Proper people buy their freshly baked sourdough at the Dench Bakery - or Noisette if you’re slumming it.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Morning

Good morning

Good morning to you on this glorious Game Day Eve. Any plans for today? Hopefully for you PG, that your day ends miserably and that tomorrow follows suit.

 

[StFly]

You should change your user name to SaltFly

You assume I think you're doing anything but realising that you need to cover your incompetence.

You'd be wrong of course.

More power to you for thinking there's salt though. Merely stating facts, not my problem if jimmies are rustled.

Good morning

How are we this morning cooney?

 

[Headless]

I swear I come back to this thread every day and there is just 5 more pages of rubbish gumbies posts, punctuated by some witty gems from the Demons. Along with 25 random posts from the Gander.

I think I am starting to understand this game.

I'm still trying to work it out.

 

[BRAB]

That is so Queensland to buy your baked goods at a Coles. Proper people buy their freshly baked sourdough at the Dench Bakery - or Noisette if you’re slumming it.

How many state of origins has your state won?

 

[Yakker]

Morning

Morning PG

Don’t forget the 6klm time trial for the entire squad this arvo

You assume I think you're doing anything but realising that you need to cover your incompetence.

You'd be wrong of course.

More power to you for thinking there's salt though. Merely stating facts, not my problem if jimmies are rustled.



How are we this morning cooney?

Umm ok

Seems your inferiority complex assumes I don’t know much of the history of the Sweet F.A. and who is included in the leagues greats (as per such threads as fumbles SFA greatest where you featured prominently) but yeah I’m incompetent and you’re not salty

Carry on

 

[Proper Gander]

Morning PG

Don’t forget the 6klm time trial for the entire squad this arvo

Carry on

I’m bringing a Vespa

 

[cooney]

Good morning to you on this glorious Game Day Eve. Any plans for today? Hopefully for you PG, that your day ends miserably and that tomorrow follows suit.

Nah just a chill day with friends. It won’t and it won’t

 

[cooney]

You assume I think you're doing anything but realising that you need to cover your incompetence.

You'd be wrong of course.

More power to you for thinking there's salt though. Merely stating facts, not my problem if jimmies are rustled.



How are we this morning cooney?

I am alright mate you?

 

[Proper Gander]

Good morning to you on this glorious Game Day Eve. Any plans for today? Hopefully for you PG, that your day ends miserably and that tomorrow follows suit.

No it’s going brilliantly thank you, plus I plan on drinking shortly so it will likely improve. And tomorrow will be the greatest win on record by the Mt. Bull. Dees and I will kick about 17.