Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

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Shit, I didn't think about that

I do hate manangatang and his weird arse magic

And Tarkyn_24 shitness onfield means I have to get out of cruise control to cover him

A lot to think about....and I hate thinking!!
Don’t think; that’s what the booze is for. We’re not a thinking man’s club.
 
Swampbrabs, royals, Roy's, gumbies.... All soft**** dry clubs with their Kombucha, Horlicks, and teas

If this infects the Furies I am 100% gone

KohPhi , Frankston Rover , Agent93 , Hatchy1992 , Yakker can you please advise your list status for recruits, and official club positions on pregame goon consumption?

No time for pre game goon consumption. I make all my players volunteer in the community, including myself. Here I am working as a pool attendant.

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No time for pre game goon consumption. I make all my players volunteer in the community, including myself. Here I am working as a pool attendant.

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Duty of care is to be sun smart; and lve got some spare lotion lm happy to apply to your patron
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Shit, I didn't think about that

I do hate manangatang and his weird arse magic

And Tarkyn_24 shitness onfield means I have to get out of cruise control to cover him

A lot to think about....and I hate thinking!!

You just hate M because he is my lawyer


And dont care about Tarks.
 
Look he just needs to clear tray three on the photocopier

manangatang would try to empty it with magic....

His sacking was my second proudest qooty achievement after getting dumbarse to walk the green mile
 

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manangatang would try to empty it with magic....

His sacking was my second proudest qooty achievement after getting dumbarse to walk the green mile
That’s not what you told me in our PM.

You said you missed me dreadfully (your exact words), and that the Furies had ‘lost a little magic’ when I left.

Don’t lie to yourself and don’t try to suppress your pain. Let it sweep over you, and only then can you hope to move on.
 
That’s not what you told me in our PM.

You said you missed me dreadfully (your exact words), and that the Furies had ‘lost a little magic’ when I left.

Don’t lie to yourself and don’t try to suppress your pain. Let it sweep over you, and only then can you hope to move on.

I have never been drunk enough to write that!
 
That’s not what you told me in our PM.

You said you missed me dreadfully (your exact words), and that the Furies had ‘lost a little magic’ when I left.

Don’t lie to yourself and don’t try to suppress your pain. Let it sweep over you, and only then can you hope to move on.


That's funny. I received the same message from him!
 
RELTON ROBERT QOOTY STAT #14
Furies last four captains have been epic shit stains which have ruined this great club:

Sterge pissed off to post exclusively on the Donkey Kong thread because he was sick of being vilified for his shit qooty skills.

_Cayz_ melted harder than cats fans in finals week, all over people's refusal to call him a chef (even though he works a grill at Macca's in Burnie)

Wacky Tiger left the club high and dry because it interfered with his Pornhub time

NaturalDisaster is the only SFA captain to have a 100% loss rate in a season, AND has lodged more error riddled team sheets than all other capts combined.

In spite of this legacy of shit, ineptitude, and frankly carltonesque incompetence, they are still better leaders of men and women than all gumbies captains in living memory

Fact: inanimate carbon rod would be a better captain than their recent failures.
 
RELTON ROBERT QOOTY STAT #14
Furies last four captains have been epic shit stains which have ruined this great club:

Sterge pissed off to post exclusively on the Donkey Kong thread because he was sick of being vilified for his shit qooty skills.

_Cayz_ melted harder than cats fans in finals week, all over people's refusal to call him a chef (even though he works a grill at Macca's in Burnie)

Wacky Tiger left the club high and dry because it interfered with his Pornhub time

NaturalDisaster is the only SFA captain to have a 100% loss rate in a season, AND has lodged more error riddled team sheets than all other capts combined.

In spite of this legacy of shit, ineptitude, and frankly carltonesque incompetence, they are still better leaders of men and women than all gumbies captains in living memory

Fact: inanimate carbon rod would be a better captain than their recent failures.
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