Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

[Uncle_Leo]

What is it with the Gumbies and projecting their own flaws into everyone else? You haven’t been relevant for about five seasons.

It’s funny as I was looking at past eka medalists one day. Out of the past ten winners you are by far the worst.

Into? Sicko.

Obviously haven’t been watching us closely this season but what do you expect from the worst captain this club has ever had. I’m the best full back in the league and the greatest EKA medallist ever. Go back and look at the list again and get back to me.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Into? Sicko.

Obviously haven’t been watching us closely this season but what do you expect from the worst captain this club has ever had. I’m the best full back in the league and the greatest EKA medallist ever. Go back and look at the list again and get back to me.

Even the gumbies don't want to watch the gumbies closely

 

[MattWriting]

Even the gumbies don't want to watch the gumbies closely

Staying humble

 

[Jivlain]

Even the gumbies don't want to watch the gumbies closely

This is the problem with many of the other teams in the competition. They look at themselves in the mirror and immediately fall in love with the reflection. The one other exception, of course, is the Furies, who immediately start attacking the reflection and also NaturalDisaster. Somewhat later the reflection thoroughly defeats them in mortal combat.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Into? Sicko.

Obviously haven’t been watching us closely this season but what do you expect from the worst captain this club has ever had. I’m the best full back in the league and the greatest EKA medallist ever. Go back and look at the list again and get back to me.

You know okeydoke7 its frowned upon to have 2 accounts; my suggestion is delete this Uncle_Leo one for the following reasons:
a. UncleL persona has really been a failure and no where near as successful as your okeydoke7 one
b. Playing in the gumbies, come on you don’t have to scrap that low, stick with the wonders
c. Your ockey posts are far more entertaining and show some resemblance to at least a secondary school education.

Do yourself and the SFA a favour and stick with the smarter, wittier persona

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This is the problem with many of the other teams in the competition. They look at themselves in the mirror and immediately fall in love with the reflection. The one other exception, of course, is the Furies, who immediately start attacking the reflection and also NaturalDisaster. Somewhat later the reflection thoroughly defeats them in mortal combat.

Pffffff

Dumbarse has been overthrown and is on his way out

I understand why you wanna be on his good side though, don't wanna slag off a future teammate

See, shit like that would never fly at the furies!!

 

[SM]

First game of the season, been waiting to get started. Bring it on.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

First game of the season, been waiting to get started. Bring it on.

Oh the slightest hint of possible on field success and all the Gumbys are coming out of the woodwork.

Pathetic club

 

[NaturalDisaster]

This is the problem with many of the other teams in the competition. They look at themselves in the mirror and immediately fall in love with the reflection. The one other exception, of course, is the Furies, who immediately start attacking the reflection and also NaturalDisaster. Somewhat later the reflection thoroughly defeats them in mortal combat.

I don’t believe we’ve met.

Hi, I’m Naturaldisaster. Do not tell me who you are, I’m not interested.

 

[SM]

Oh the slightest hint of possible on field success and all the Gumbys are coming out of the woodwork.

Pathetic club

I'm only in it for the silverware.

They've wheeled me out of the Retirement Home to take a speccy in the goal square.

Funny thing is, with you on the field I'm not the most incontinent.

 

[Jivlain]

I don’t believe we’ve met.

Hi, I’m Naturaldisaster. Do not tell me who you are, I’m not interested.

You're a cuttlefish, right?

 

[TJASTA]

Does the Gumbies LG exist or is it a myth?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm only in it for the silverware.

They've wheeled me out of the Retirement Home to take a speccy in the goal square.

Funny thing is, with you on the field I'm not the most incontinent.

Incontinet?
You’re that out of touch that you’re confusing me with This Is Anfield.

 

[MattWriting]

Incontinet?
You’re that out of touch that you’re confusing me with This Is Anfield.

In what continet?

 

[SM]

Incontinet?
You’re that out of touch that you’re confusing me with This Is Anfield.

Your mother was telling me just the other day about those night terrors you suffer.

Afraid this weekend it won't be a dream sonny.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Your mother was telling me just the other day about those night terrors you suffer.

Afraid this weekend it won't be a dream sonny.

"Your mother" Seriously?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

"Your mother" Seriously?

It must be “dish out 12 year old insults” day today.

 

[SM]

"Your mother" Seriously?

No not really, I was having a beer with his Dad at lunch.

 

[SM]

It must be “dish out 12 year old insults” day today.

I didn't realise any mention of your parentals equated to a juvenile 'ya mum' joke.

In the same way does any mention of 12 year old jokes equate to crying and calling someone a baby?

 

[TJASTA]

Gumbies suck lol

 

[SM]

It must be “dish out 12 year old insults” day today.

Gumbies suck lol

 

[TJASTA]

So it's not today?

 

[SM]

So it's not today?

It's whatever you want it to be buddy. Here, have a lollipop. Run along now.

 

[Quivorir]

Not sure if I like having a week off in finals, but a free win is always nice I guess.

 

[TJASTA]

It's whatever you want it to be buddy. Here, have a lollipop. Run along now.

Can it be glue an open jar of rats to your face, then blowtorch the other side of the jar day?