Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Bloody hell, just got back from a restaurant. My wife and I went to it last night, (I'd heard it was pretty good and wanted to try it out). They told me when we arrived "We're completely full, do you mind waiting?"

I said "No I don't mind waiting."
"Good! Table four needs a carafe of water."
Bloody hell.

 

[Pugsley]

Pfffft I wish KohPhi got hot wax on my nipples.
The blokes as blind as a bat. He missed my nipples and all the wax went straight up my pooper valve. I've been badly constipated ever since.

In certain countries, they call that backyard burning.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Took the missus to a restaurant last night. My entree looked a bit strange, so I called the waiter over and said, "What the **** is this?" He said, "It's bean soup, sir?" I said, "I don't care what it's been - what is it NOW?"

 

[Pugsley]

fumbler stop ******* third personing!

fumbler knows if he keeps talking in the third person his admin application will be rejected and he will have to seek medical help immediately.

 

[Pugsley]

Say wut ?

Do you have a babies bottom?

If not, you're a gravel arse.

 

[Pugsley]

Fumbler will tell Fumbler ? .......must get complicated on dates, having that 3rd wheel

Lots of fumbling.

 

[Pugsley]

Bloody hell, just got back from a restaurant. My wife and I went to it last night, (I'd heard it was pretty good and wanted to try it out). They told me when we arrived "We're completely full, do you mind waiting?"

I said "No I don't mind waiting."
"Good! Table four needs a carafe of water."
Bloody hell.

There is a difference between your wife and a blow up doll, you do realize.

 

[AceAndy]

Do you have a babies bottom?

If not, you're a gravel arse.

No. I do however have a very nice arse.

 

[Pugsley]

No. I do however have a very nice arse.

I'll be the judge of that.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

No. I do however have a very nice arse.

Pics or STFU

 

[AceAndy]

Pics or STFU

What again ?

 

[Pugsley]

Pics or STFU

I think the crack needs to be filled though

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I think the crack needs to be filled though


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Is that dude eating from a dogs dish??

 

[Pugsley]

Is that dude eating from a dogs dish??

Chum. So chumpy you can carve it.

 

[grumbleguts]

philreich thoughts? CALL ME SNAKE I think we need the drum and cymbals GIF.

Why the f**k do people keep tagging the plagiarist philreich in my posts. Every single one of his attempts is someone else's line he just stole and posted here. Don't tag him in my posts, because it just feeds hi more material.

 

[grumbleguts]

Took the missus to a restaurant last night. My entree looked a bit strange, so I called the waiter over and said, "What the **** is this?" He said, "It's bean soup, sir?" I said, "I don't care what it's been - what is it NOW?"

Yeah, sorry, it was my first night.

 

[grumbleguts]

You should try waiting on hold when I ring to make a doctors appointment.
When the receptionist finally got back to me I said...”I’d like to book into see Doctor Gero please” Receptionist: “I’m sorry, we are all booked out”
“WTF...why did you put me on hold?

I had an appointment to see my doctor, but I didn't want to go, so I called in sick.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Why the f**k do people keep tagging the plagiarist philreich in my posts. Every single one of his attempts is someone else's line he just stole and posted here. Don't tag him in my posts, because it just feeds hi more material.

philreich thoughts??

 

[Pugsley]

Why the f**k do people keep tagging the plagiarist philreich in my posts. Every single one of his attempts is someone else's line he just stole and posted here. Don't tag him in my posts, because it just feeds hi more material.

This one is a result of too many blows to the head.

 

[Pugsley]

philreich thoughts??

grumbleguts has me blocked. This makes WFL a sad panda.

 

[philreich]

Why the f**k do people keep tagging the plagiarist philreich in my posts. Every single one of his attempts is someone else's line he just stole and posted here. Don't tag him in my posts, because it just feeds hi more material.

Tony Lynn 15 - do you have a spare violin???

 

[Pugsley]

Tony Lynn 15 - do you have a spare violin???

I find a cricket bat may be needed.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Tony Lynn 15 - do you have a spare violin???

Only the one you stole from grumbleguts

 

[grumbleguts]

Only the one you stole from grumbleguts

He hasn't stolen any from me that I know of, but everything he posts, I've seen before. Hundreds if not thousands of times for 50 years. I was just siggesting, if he wants to tread the dad joke path, he has to get his own material.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

There is only one way to settle this. philreich and grumbleguts are to have a 'Dad Joke Off'. Winner takes it all.