Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[fumbler]

WFL doesn't believe fumbler has got this. WFL can do a good enough job on his own.

So far he's dragging his nuts on the pavement trying to keep up with fumbler.

I've already used the dad joke off.

So much plagiarism going on here I feel like I'm back in high school failing an English exam again.

English?

 

[Pugsley]

So far he's dragging his nuts on the pavement trying to keep up with fumbler.




English?

I haven't seen my nuts in 20 years. Are they a clean bill of health?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So far he's dragging his nuts on the pavement trying to keep up with fumbler.




English?

Yeh that's the one with numbers isn't it?

 

[philreich]

He is irritable 24/7.

I'd be interested to hear what Nunez has to say about all of this.

 

[Nunez]

I'd be interested to hear what Nunez has to say about all of this.

Wfl is a w***er. Lowest of the low. Who cares what he thinks.

 

[philreich]

Wfl is a w***er. Lowest of the low. Who cares what he thinks.

He told me he doesn't even know how to spell his username......

 

[Pugsley]

Wfl is a w***er. Lowest of the low. Who cares what he thinks.

 

[Pugsley]

He told me he doesn't even know how to spell his username......

That's why my team logs me in.

 

[Nunez]

He told me he doesn't even know how to spell his username......

Do you think Adelaide folk in general know how to spell their usernames?

No offence

 

[Nunez]

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Ohai cutie

 

[philreich]

Do you think Adelaide folk in general know how to spell their usernames?

No offence

My English are good.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

My English are good.

Fanks.

 

[grumbleguts]

There is only one way to settle this. philreich and grumbleguts are to have a 'Dad Joke Off'. Winner takes it all.

I don't want to take it all. Just my share. The last time I took it all, I had to reset the universe. It is such a hassal hiding all the dinosaur bones again, and hiding all the spherical earth evidence from the flat earthers.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I don't want to take it all. Just my share. The last time I took it all, I had to reset the universe. It is such a hassal hiding all the dinosaur bones again, and hiding all the spherical earth evidence from the flat earthers.

It is with great pleasure I announce philreich the winner.

 

[grumbleguts]

Category 1: Mother In Law jokes.

philreich won the toss and will lead off, grumbleguts you will go first in category 2.

I just saw my mother in law the other day actually, she was driving over a cliff in my new car. Not sure how I feel about it.

 

[grumbleguts]

Wfl is a w***er. Lowest of the low. Who cares what he thinks.

We are going to get along like a house on fire.

 

[Nunez]

We are going to get along like a house on fire.

I think almost everyone is on the same page when it comes to bae.

 

[grumbleguts]

I think almost everyone is on the same page when it comes to bae.

I had him on ignore after two days in this comp.

 

[Nunez]

I had him on ignore after two days in this comp.

That's a bit far mate. How can you call him out for being a w***er if you can't see what he posts?

 

[grumbleguts]

That's a bit far mate. How can you call him out for being a w***er if you can't see what he posts?

Because in those two days he posted about 184 posts of complete "I know you are but what am I?" garbage. Did my head in so much I threw the laptop in a creek put him on ignore and got a new one. Never looked back.

 

[Nunez]

Because in those two days he posted about 184 posts of complete "I know you are but what am I?" garbage. Did my head in so much I threw the laptop in a creek put him on ignore and got a new one. Never looked back.

Something tells me you're a bit of a grumble guts aren't you...

 

[Damp Squarie]

It is disappointing as category 2 was going to be an Englishman, an Irishman and an American all walk into a pub.

My son married a Texan and their first born was born in Sligo....might of been them.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I bought a chair for my mother in law for her birthday, but the stupid bitch is refusing to plug it in!!!

Blokes mother in law died suddenly, copper says to the bloke “Did she say anything before she died?”
Bloke says...”She spoke uninterrupted for 40 years...

 

[Pugsley]

We are going to get along like a house on fire.

Yes. You should be set on fire in answer to your question.

 

[Pugsley]

I don't want to take it all. Just my share. The last time I took it all, I had to reset the universe. It is such a hassal hiding all the dinosaur bones again, and hiding all the spherical earth evidence from the flat earthers.

Quoted because it's a hassal.