Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Tony Lynn 15]

Category 1: Mother In Law jokes.

philreich won the toss and will lead off, grumbleguts you will go first in category 2.

 

[philreich]

Only the one you stole from grumbleguts

I just think he whinges just for the sake of whingeing, "I'd just like to complain about the fact that I have nothing to complain about."

 

[philreich]

Category 1: Mother In Law jokes.

philreich won the toss and will lead off, grumbleguts you will go first in category 2.

I bought a chair for my mother in law for her birthday, but the stupid bitch is refusing to plug it in!!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I bought a chair for my mother in law for her birthday, but the stupid bitch is refusing to plug it in!!!

Solid opening, grumbleguts the stage is yours.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

There is only one way to settle this. philreich and grumbleguts are to have a 'Dad Joke Off'. Winner takes it all.

 

[philreich]

Solid opening, grumbleguts the stage is yours.

Looks as if stage fright has gotten the better of him .

 

[Pugsley]

He hasn't stolen any from me that I know of, but everything he posts, I've seen before. Hundreds if not thousands of times for 50 years. I was just siggesting, if he wants to tread the dad joke path, he has to get his own material.

Someone has itchy powder in their jocks.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Looks as if stage fright has gotten the better of him .

It is disappointing as category 2 was going to be an Englishman, an Irishman and an American all walk into a pub.

 

[Pugsley]

Looks as if stage fright has gotten the better of him .

He is irritable 24/7.

 

[philreich]

He is irritable 24/7.

So you're suggesting that he chose an appropriate username?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

So you're suggesting that he chose an appropriate username?

Given how meekly he has surrendered he needs to change his username to upset tummy.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Lots of fumbling.

Well ...of course there would be, wouldn't it ......I've always been a "one-touch" player myself

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Well ...of course there would be, wouldn't it ......I've always been a "one-touch" player myself

Your work in the showers is proof of this.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Bloody hell, just got back from a restaurant. My wife and I went to it last night, (I'd heard it was pretty good and wanted to try it out). They told me when we arrived "We're completely full, do you mind waiting?"

I said "No I don't mind waiting."
"Good! Table four needs a carafe of water."
Bloody hell.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot .....It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You should try waiting on hold when I ring to make a doctors appointment.
When the receptionist finally got back to me I said...”I’d like to book into see Doctor Gero please” Receptionist: “I’m sorry, we are all booked out”
“WTF...why did you put me on hold?

Why do blind people hate skydiving? ....... It scares the hell out of their dogs.

 

[Pugsley]

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot .....It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

You've been blocked too remember

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The jealousy is rising.

Is that what you call it these days

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You've been blocked too remember

Nah .....I'm free, on parole

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Your work in the showers is proof of this.

Hot water, soap suds ....it's heaven i tell ya

 

[Pugsley]

Nah .....I'm free, on parole

So sad. I like the fact that he has so many missing posts.

 

[Pugsley]

So you're suggesting that he chose an appropriate username?

Jockitch24/7 is suitable.

 

[fumbler]

fumbler knows if he keeps talking in the third person his admin application will be rejected and he will have to seek medical help immediately.

grumbleguts has me blocked. This makes WFL a sad panda.

Stop it you amateur.

fumbler's got this.

 

[Pugsley]

Stop it you amateur.

fumbler's got this.

WFL doesn't believe fumbler has got this. WFL can do a good enough job on his own.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

There is only one way to settle this. philreich and grumbleguts are to have a 'Dad Joke Off'. Winner takes it all.

I've already used the dad joke off.

So much plagiarism going on here I feel like I'm back in high school failing an English exam again.

 

[Pugsley]

I've already used the dad joke off.

So much plagiarism going on here I feel like I'm back in high school failing an English exam again.

Quiet grumbleguts.