Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 1 - Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky

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Round one. The ocean is calm: clear skies stretch out as far as the horizon. Welcome to Sweet FA Season 28.

Who will run aground on the sandbar of the sim? Which team will be shipwrecked on the Sweet Barrier Reef? Who can navigate the stormy Straits of Mobbs, and find safe harbour at Dun Lop Stadium on December 15th?




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Where they finished: The Bears won their last 2 games to secure sixth spot leading into the finals. They then proceeded to go on a wrecking ball run through the finals, knocking out the Dragons, the Gumbies and the Demons in succession to reach the Grand Final;, where they dominated the first term but were over-run by the Swamprats to finish as Runners-up. The Hawks collapsed in a heap, losing their last 3 matches of S27 to fall out of finals contention by less than a game, and finished 9th.

Who’s New: The Bears underwent generational change with a new skipper in Cadaver, and had an active off-season, bringing in Uncle_Leo from the Gumbies and MKMatty from the Wonders, as well as re-activating caloschwaby and signing rookies Hawks1994, kelpie_X, Rioli8217 and Yatmax. Meanwhile, the Hawks selected Agechamp and TY24 in the Rookie class, and picked up SunshineTiger from the Royals and the returning Le Grille

Tip: Bears by 20

Captains to name teams in the Team Submission thread by 11.59pm Thursday night
 

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1. Agechamp
2. Biggie
4. NaturalDisaster
5. go you pups
6. larrikin
7. Milera2Betts
9. Golumless
10. Snake_Baker
11. The Jesus
13. Karnezis_13
14. Loonerty
15. jackenny
19. Drunkgoliath
23. SM
24. TY24
30. SunshineTiger
40. por_please_ya
41. Red mist
42. spookism
69. ArdentEagle
80. Le Grille
 
Well then.

Qooty is finally back. It was the darkest timeline last season, obviously the writers are looking retcon some stuff and the Hawks will be on their way to another flag.

Also, can I just add, if your recruitment strategy is to poach Uncle_Leo and MKMatty - I hold grave fears for your chances at remaining in the role for very long.
 

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Not only do we have the most uphill draw in the comp, but we have to kick it off with a match against this unabashedly cheating outfit.
Of course that will only make it the sweeter when we find ourselves guzzling the winner's piss from each of your regularly vacant skulls. #terrytough
 
I was about to fire a witty comeback to that utterly pathetic bit of banter, but well, Loons got in before me and summed it up better.

fu** up Gero indeed.
I’m surprised. You’ve been at the Hawks more than two seasons and haven’t yet run it into the ground.

Gumbies are still ****ed after cyclone Golly hit town.
 
If this is how we talk to each other, I fear for the safety of wingmen in this league. Deadly combo formed

It's code for kick on the 45 ;)
 

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