Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 1 - Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky

[Tadpole]

You might want to think about investing in a new kettle. The longer you use the same old one, the higher the chance it’s going to start springing leaks all over the place and totally flood your club.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

You might want to think about investing in a new kettle. The longer you use the same old one, the higher the chance it’s going to start springing leaks all over the place and totally flood your club.

Please kindly look me in the reply when speaking to me.
Flooding is on trend in S28. Scoring is for suckers.

 

[Dav]

The kettle with a whole lot of mettle.

 

[Rioli8217]

a few new fish

You obviously mean the Teddy Bears™

 

[Dav]

Not since the SpamCubs have we seen such a dynamic group of rookies.

 

[Loonerty]

Can't wait to have a chat to Tandy this evening

 

[Matera92]

You obviously mean the Teddy Bears™
View attachment 717858

So that's who pee'd in the fountain.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

So that's who pee'd in the fountain.

They can't stop all of us.

 

[Agent93]

It's the exact same kettle, with a few new fish.

Apparently a lot more from your side of the pond.

 

[Barrybran]

Apparently a lot more from your side of the pond.

I'm a little concerned about the conditions these fish are being kept in

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Whatever kettle you're using for this metaphor, keep it away from me.
I'm sure it's just you Bears pissing in it and calling it champagne

 

[Rioli8217]

Whatever kettle you're using for this metaphor, keep it away from me.
I'm sure it's just you Bears pi**ing in it and calling it champagne

Its part of our camaraderie something you at East Side obviously lack.

 

[MWPP]

This qooty on-field matchup will be followed by an on-field footy one next week . I don’t even know whether it’s an entree /main or main /dessert (cake) scenario but either way - bring it on por_please_ya
Are you playing in your coveted HBF?

 

[Tadpole]

The kettle with a whole lot of mettle.

The kettle may have it. Pity the same can’t be said for the Bears players.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Well done Drunkgoliath, I'm glad someone at the Hawks has found the critical faculties to recognise the rich and poetic tropology of supping from the fish pee fountain.

 

[Tadpole]

They can't stop all of us.

From peeing in the fountain? Just make sure you rehydrate afterwards. Don’t want you dehydrating and unable to run the game out.

 

[Tadpole]

Apparently a lot more from your side of the pond.

Is that the pond the scum came from.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

New season, same me!
Late season MBP was on fire!

 

[Rioli8217]

Well done Drunkgoliath, I'm glad someone at the Hawks has found the critical faculties to recognise the rich and poetic tropology of supping from the fish pee fountain.

Its why we're so good!

 

[MWPP]

It's the exact same kettle, with a few new fish.

Apparently Fish Kettles are a thing . I didn’t even know - not that I would ever need one. Anyway , just keep swimming

 

[Tadpole]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[Barrybran]

This qooty on-field matchup will be followed by an on-field footy one next week . I don’t even know whether it’s an entree /main or main /dessert (cake) scenario but either way - bring it on por_please_ya
Are you playing in your coveted HBF?

I hear Agent93 is going to play her on a half forward flank and try to pass her off as an All-SFA back pocket

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

New season, same me!
Late season MBP was on fire!

Absolutely monstered the finals series and were robbed of the Deestroy Medal due to admin conspiracy. Can't wait to see your powers return.

 

[MWPP]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Time is Money and Money’s Time
.... how apt

 

[MWPP]

I hear Agent93 is going to play her on a half forward flank and try to pass her off as an All-SFA back pocket

Someone just borrowed my retrospectoscope
And @the Jesus untrue allegations about the Bears were just part of the Hawks’ divine plan to get individual awards
Personally I hope they “succeed” again because qooty is all about individuals ....