Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Mobbs]

If the other 16000 odd posts are as good as the two here then spam is correct word for your posting.

Nobody briefed you on the irony of wastin

Reminds me of that line from Benny Hill. He's having a conversation with a woman, which goes something like this:

Woman: Excuse me sir - do you think I'm pretty?
Benny: You've gotta be kidding me!!!
Woman: Oh come on now - I reckon I've turned a few heads in my time.
Benny (rolling his eyes): Yeah, and a few stomachs.......

It reminds me of the hippy era movie "Take Her She's Mine", which is where I got it from. Recommended.

 

[Mooresome]

Nobody briefed you on the irony of wastin

Yes ,no, maybe, tell me the right answer ffs.

 

[Mobbs]

Yes ,no, maybe, tell me the right answer ffs.

wasting*. Another word Tuesday.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

I must say, I am disappointed that this isn't the Roys mascot

 

[Klim]

I must say, I am disappointed that this isn't the Roys mascot

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We have Mayor Quimby. He fulfilled up to his promise with the Matlock Expressway.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

We have Mayor Quimby. He fulfilled up to his promise with the Matlock Expressway.

I really thought you guys would prefer Roy

 

[Klim]

I really thought you guys would prefer Roy
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[Allikat]

 

[philreich]

Loving the Benny Hill quotes, maybe this week will be a thread worth following.

Winston Churchill was another who had a way with words.

Woman: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Winston Churchill was another who had a way with words.

Woman: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

philreich can you please join the Dragons so I can see your posts every week? Thanks in advance

 

[philreich]

philreich can you please join the Dragons so I can see your posts every week? Thanks in advance

Churchill at a party - he's obviously had a few too many.

Woman: You're drunk.
Churchill: Yeah, and you're ugly. At least I'll be sober in the morning.

 

[Ljp86]

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For the full effect, you've got to get the sound in there.

 

[Ljp86]

Personally, I am excited to finally get to visit Ljp86's house. I hear he has the most well stocked bar in all of Dragon Island

It's always well stocked.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

It's always well stocked.

Are you looking for a housemate per chance?

 

[Klim]

It's always well stocked.

This is what fumbler drinks in one week.

 

[Allikat]

It's always well stocked.

You have a lot of shitty beers in your collection

 

[Hatchy1992]

You have a lot of s**tty beers in your collection

Beer is beer

 

[AceAndy]

You have a lot of s**tty beers in your collection

No after match beers for you Allikat

 

[Mobbs]

p**s off out of here Mobbs. Unless you’re planning on joining the Wonders. In which case, welcome to the greatest.

I was tagged

Winston Churchill was another who had a way with words.

Woman: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Reminds me of this moment:

( from the movie Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession (Иван Васильевич меняет профессию) )

 

[cammo6556]

Don't think your effort didn't go unnoticed. You sure turned heads today, that's for sure!

That gif indicates that the "business" is a good 15 inches higher than it really is.

 

[cammo6556]

That's because you were and still are considered elite,way above decent sorts.

Yet another reason I like you.

 

[Mooresome]

No after match beers for you Allikat

Going with the Ablett hair cut this week as i have heard Allikat is a hair puller and a biter.

 

[ClarkeM]

I was tagged



Reminds me of this moment:

( from the movie Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession (Иван Васильевич меняет профессию) )

Go away

 

[I Dont Care]

Evening all

 

[I Dont Care]

What was that I just tripped over? Oh...what were you lying in the doorway for ClarkeM are you drunk again?