Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Runk]

"Show up"? Runk is one of our premium spammers. Fell just short of the ton only 2 weeks ago. (Last week was v the Hawks so it doesn't count)

I’ll spam the shit out of this thread tomorrow and you’ll see what you’re in for. I’m interstate on work so don’t really have time or access right now but when I get home tomorrow....

Runk, out.

 

[TedDougChris]

I’ll spam the s**t out of this thread tomorrow and you’ll see what you’re in for. I’m interstate on work so don’t really have time or access right now but when I get home tomorrow....

Runk, out.

You just doubled your post count in a few minutes, are you sure you aren’t spamming already ??

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Consider the target. He doesn't know the Dragons are under new management and have recruited one or two decent sorts. Do him a little dance and he's sure to perk up. Maybe kind of tease him a little. Look directly into the camera.

straightens bow tie.

Who are these fine sorts?

 

[Mobbs]

straightens bow tie.

Who are these fine sorts?

We're the Roys. Wow how long have you been not captain for?

 

[cammo6556]

Consider the target. He doesn't know the Dragons are under new management and have recruited one or two decent sorts. Do him a little dance and he's sure to perk up. Maybe kind of tease him a little. Look directly into the camera.

Decent sorts? You never said that when I was around.

I even gussied myself up to be here.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We're the Roys. Wow how long have you been not captain for?

3 Rounds.

Last season was questionable though.

 

[3KZ is Football]

I'll go out on a limb and state that this is the best Roys side ever named.....

(for Round 4 vs Dragons, Season 28, away game, with me captaining the side, objects in the rear view mirror are behind you, if pain persists - stop bloody playing with it and leave it alone you idiot.....)

 

[Mobbs]

Decent sorts? You never said that when I was around.

I even gussied myself up to be here.

Don't think your effort didn't go unnoticed. You sure turned heads today, that's for sure!

 

[HawkAussie]

Yeah the link doesn't work.

 

[Mooresome]

I’ll spam the s**t out of this thread tomorrow and you’ll see what you’re in for. I’m interstate on work so don’t really have time or access right now but when I get home tomorrow....

Runk, out.

If the other 16000 odd posts are as good as the two here then spam is correct word for your posting.

 

[Mooresome]

Decent sorts? You never said that when I was around.

I even gussied myself up to be here.

That's because you were and still are considered elite,way above decent sorts.

 

[Mooresome]

3 Rounds.

Last season was questionable though.

Every season has been questionable

 

[Mooresome]

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[Mooresome]

Hello all you beautiful Dragons ,and large Monkeys

 

[Runk]

If the other 16000 odd posts are as good as the two here then spam is correct word for your posting.

You bet it is!

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hello all you beautiful Dragons ,and large Monkeys

Associating them with Monkeys? That's an insult to Monkey's everywhere.

 

[Mooresome]

You bet it is!

Breaks over back to work Bozo

 

[philreich]

Don't think your effort didn't go unnoticed. You sure turned heads today, that's for sure!

Reminds me of that line from Benny Hill. He's having a conversation with a woman, which goes something like this:

Woman: Excuse me sir - do you think I'm pretty?
Benny: You've gotta be kidding me!!!
Woman: Oh come on now - I reckon I've turned a few heads in my time.
Benny (rolling his eyes): Yeah, and a few stomachs.......

 

[Hatchy1992]

Reminds me of that line from Benny Hill. He's having a conversation with a woman, which goes something like this:

Woman: Excuse me sir - do you think I'm pretty?
Benny: You've gotta be kidding me!!!
Woman: Oh come on now - I reckon I've turned a few heads in my time.
Benny (rolling his eyes): Yeah, and a few stomachs.......

Please... keep these coming.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Please... keep these coming.

You're a sucker for punishment aren't you. It's why you've spent so long at the Dragons.

 

[philreich]

Please... keep these coming.

Another conversation between Benny Hill and a different woman:

Woman: Sir - do you think I've got the body of a 17 year old?
Benny: Yeah - give it back, you're putting wrinkles in it!!!!!

 

[Hatchy1992]

You're a sucker for punishment aren't you. It's why you've spent so long at the Dragons.

Pfft. The worst punishment i've received was starting my career at the Gumbies.

 

[philreich]

Pfft. The worst punishment i've received was starting my career at the Gumbies.

We're playing the Gumbies this week - why do you think I'm spending so much time here?

 

[Hatchy1992]

We're playing the Gumbies this week - why do you think I'm spending so much time here?

 

[Dr Mantis Taboggan]

Loving the Benny Hill quotes, maybe this week will be a thread worth following.