Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[Drunkgoliath]

I will say though, there is only one way to make 2 minute noodles correctly. You boil the noodles (2min) then you drain them, THENyou mix the flavouring through. Anyone that puts the flavouring in the water before hand is an idiot. (My son is an idiot)
WTF????????

This guy knows. Always after the water. Always.

 

[Wojcinski]

The best way to cook 2 minute noodles is to not cook them at all. They taste like piss.

So you eat them uncooked?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Very good from you porps.

fu** up dickhead, you wish there was 7 of me.

Went down an absolute treat.

One of you is more than enough.

It was mi goreng

That’s not too bad then. The cup noodles however, are a stain on humanity.

So you eat them uncooked?

Sick logic

 

[BallaratBulldog]

The best way to cook 2 minute noodles is to not cook them at all. They taste like piss.

How do you know what piss tastes like?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

This thread was so much better when we were all bagging the crap out of NaturalDisaster for being a shit Simmer.

 

[Agent93]

East Side Hawks Official Team Sheet
Round 4 vs the Admin’s pets

B: SunshineTiger - Le Grille - Agechamp
HB: Golumless - Drunkgoliath - Agent93
C: Milera2Betts - Biggie - por_please_ya
HF: SM - TY24 - ArdentEagle
F: Snake_Baker - Harvey Manfrenjensenden - larrikin
R: go you pups - Loonerty - spookism

Int: jackenny - NaturalDisaster

Changes:
Le Grille Int -> FB
larrikin FB -> FP
go you pups FP -> Ruck
NaturalDisaster Ruck -> Int

#OGSKWAH​

 

[Agent93]

How do you know what piss tastes like?

He eats shit like you for breakfast. So naturally...

 

[BallaratBulldog]

He eats s**t like you for breakfast. So naturally...

He eats humans? Disgusting! But how has he not been charged with murder?

 

[Agent93]

He eats humans? Disgusting! But how has he not been charged with murder?

He's a bear.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Just out of interest how many games has Snake_Baker played now. 9? has he only played in losses?

I reckon I found the Hawks handicap, just saying.

 

[The Half Back]

One of you is more than enough.
That’s not too bad then. The cup noodles however, are a stain on humanity.
Sick logic

Nice multi-

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Just out of interest how many games has Snake_Baker played now. 9? has he only played in losses?

I reckon I found the Hawks handicap, just saying.

He was instrumental in a few wins early.

We haven't played finals since NaturalDisaster SM or ArdentEagle joined the club

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Talented but produces crap made for teenagers

SO right in your hitting zone?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

He was instrumental in a few wins early.

We haven't played finals since NaturalDisaster SM or ArdentEagle joined the club

Yep name and shame them.

 

[ClarkeM]

I'll contact Dingster then.

Dingster, put ClarkeM as RR. He deserves an opportunity in the midfield and if you don't agree you're a s**t captain. Worse than Hatchy.

Will ND be simming the games? Please ensure he knows as well that we'll be making a change this week.

 

[ClarkeM]

Bruno Mars is also quite popular, doesn’t mean he is good.

Savoury shapes are quite good, doesn't mean that they're popular.

Oh ND, you are cute.

 

[Agent93]

Just out of interest how many games has Snake_Baker played now. 9? has he only played in losses?

I reckon I found the Hawks handicap, just saying.

Red mist has the worst winning record of any active player. So... we've benched him. Hasn't helped.

 

[Biggie]

Wonders eh?

 

[Agent93]

Wonders eh?

Wonders man.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Wonders eh?

They never cease.........


Unfortunately

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Wonders man.

 

[Tadpole]

They never cease.........


Unfortunately

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Beutbrute]

SunshineTiger looks like we'll be playing on each other. I won't leave the goal square if you don't.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

How do you know what piss tastes like?

I’ll be honest, was expecting this 12 year old quality retort from Wojcinski. Bet you were giggling typing it.

This thread was so much better when we were all bagging the crap out of NaturalDisaster for being a s**t Simmer.

Weirdly, I actually agree.

East Side Hawks Official Team Sheet
Round 4 vs the Admin’s pets

B: SunshineTiger - Le Grille - Agechamp
HB: Golumless - Drunkgoliath - Agent93
C: Milera2Betts - Biggie - por_please_ya
HF: SM - TY24 - ArdentEagle
F: Snake_Baker - Harvey Manfrenjensenden - larrikin
R: NaturalDisaster - Loonerty - spookism

Int: jackenny - go you pups

Changes:
Le Grille Int -> FB
larrikin FB -> FP
go you pups FP -> Int

#OGSKWAH​

What a beautiful side. Now win a ****ing game.

He eats s**t like you for breakfast. So naturally...

Correct

He eats humans? Disgusting! But how has he not been charged with murder?

Because I don’t murder them..

He's a bear.

I can’t believe you would put me in the same category as Gero.

Just out of interest how many games has Snake_Baker played now. 9? has he only played in losses?

I reckon I found the Hawks handicap, just saying.

Hawks delist Snake

He was instrumental in a few wins early.

We haven't played finals since NaturalDisaster SM or ArdentEagle joined the club

Mate I played in two grand finals in three seasons, not my fault you’re all spuds.

SO right in your hitting zone?

I like generic rock not teen rock ****wit

Will ND be simming the games? Please ensure he knows as well that we'll be making a change this week.

For a league vet you sure know **** all. I’ll be in the warm weather up north and won’t be simming anything. Even if I was, Ant Bear would never give me the keys.

Savoury shapes are quite good, doesn't mean that they're popular.

Oh ND, you are cute.

Savoury shapes are delicious though

Red mist has the worst winning record of any active player. So... we've benched him. Hasn't helped.

Drop him already

Wonders eh?

Unfortunately

SunshineTiger looks like we'll be playing on each other. I won't leave the goal square if you don't.

You won’t hear back, he’ll instead **** you up when you’re not looking on the Qooty field.

How’s that for a multi The Half Back you obsessed flog?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Do another multi like that and I'll put you on ignore