Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[Tadpole]

fu** me the Hawks suck.

And when game time comes, we'll flick the switch and blow you away.

 

[ClarkeM]

And when game time comes, we'll flick the switch and blow you away.

You'll go nowhere near my private parts thank you very much.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

And when game time comes, we'll flick the switch and blow you away.

Is that the same switch you have flicked in the last 9 games?

 

[The Half Back]

30 pages?
I'm going back to my cave.

Ooh boy, a rare croweater 41 sighting!

 

[spookism]

fu** me the Hawks suck.

Chortle

 

[ClarkeM]

30 pages?


I'm going back to my cave.

Go Pies

 

[Tadpole]

Is that the same switch you have flicked in the last 9 games?

We've had it's faults repaired and power boosted. It's working at full capacity now.

 

[Tadpole]

You'll go nowhere near my private parts thank you very much.

You keep your switches in your pants? Whatever turns you on, I guess.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

NaturalDisaster, no one will answer, why are you squibbing our bet now? Get your captain to keep you Ruck

 

[Tadpole]

Chortle

Best laugh I've had all week.

 

[larrikin]

fu** sake listen to the dollop, there’s an episode about them

There is?

 

[Agent93]

I’ve got an eye for great teams, plus it was them or the swamp rats

Can I share your stash man?

 

[Agent93]

Is that the same switch you have flicked in the last 9 games?

Look, we've been having some trouble finding the switch lately. I think vanders took it with her into retirement.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Look, we've been having some trouble finding the switch lately. I think vanders took it with her into retirement.

The trouble is, when we do hit is in recent times. There's been ****ery afoot!

 

[Agent93]

NaturalDisaster, no one will answer, why are you squibbing our bet now? Get your captain to keep you Ruck

Don't be a moron Bono, Ding made the call. You want to call it a squib, aim it at him: the one who hasn't followed through.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Don't be a moron Bono, Ding made the call. You want to call it a squib, aim it at him: the one who hasn't followed through.

I can't speak for NaturalDisaster, but I am sure he is also disapointed that our challenge wasn't seen as the priority challenge, I don't know what games you captains are playing but this Ruck battle was serious stuff.

 

[Agent93]

I can't speak for NaturalDisaster, but I am sure he is also disapointed that our challenge wasn't seen as the priority challenge, I don't know what games you captains are playing but this Ruck battle was serious stuff.

This ruck self-importance thing is all manangatang's fault. A good ploy too, he's infected a bunch of you and then quietly disappeared out the back. We should organise a witch-hunt.

I'm just glad we've saved Harvey Manfrenjensenden even if he did have to change his identity. I'm also glad that Dumbarse has selflessly offered to bear the brunt of this cruel disease. go you pups is also truly selfless, in offereing Dumbarse respite for a week.

 

[Tadpole]

The trouble is, when we do hit is in recent times. There's been f***ery afoot!

And not just the foot. Other parts as well.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

This ruck self-importance thing is all manangatang's fault. A good ploy too, he's infected a bunch of you and then quietly disappeared out the back. We should organise a witch-hunt.

I'm just glad we've saved Harvey Manfrenjensenden even if he did have to change his identity. I'm also glad that Dumbarse has selflessly offered to bear the brunt of this cruel disease. go you pups is also truly selfless, in offereing Dumbarse respite for a week.

I couldn't agree more, manangatang has a lot to answer for.

As for Dumbarse, he didn't need a respite, its like he's had 3 weeks off anyway.




But on a serious note, I don't get all this 'ruck-self importance' criticism, its a fantasy comp, whats wrong with further competion amongst positions.

The FF's have it with the Fred and goal kicking.

 

[Agent93]

But on a serious note, I don't get all this 'ruck-self importance' criticism, its a fantasy comp, whats wrong with further competion amongst positions?

The FF's have it with the Fred and goal kicking.

Serious? Tall poppy syndrome mate. The rucks are like the rest of the midfielders and always near the top of the stats sheet. The ruck thing is just calling for more importance to a spot that already gets a good run at it.

The FF thing is just a copy from AFL. And goals are obvious becase they help the team win.

 

[dogs105]

Best laugh I've had all week.

Not surprised, if you spend your time chatting to Hawks' players

 

[manangatang]

This ruck self-importance thing is all manangatang's fault. A good ploy too, he's infected a bunch of you and then quietly disappeared out the back. We should organise a witch-hunt.

I'm just glad we've saved Harvey Manfrenjensenden even if he did have to change his identity. I'm also glad that Dumbarse has selflessly offered to bear the brunt of this cruel disease. go you pups is also truly selfless, in offereing Dumbarse respite for a week.

Serious? Tall poppy syndrome mate. The rucks are like the rest of the midfielders and always near the top of the stats sheet. The ruck thing is just calling for more importance to a spot that already gets a good run at it.

The FF thing is just a copy from AFL. And goals are obvious becase they help the team win.

Bono started The Edge. Why do you think it’s called that?

Even 5 minutes of research would have helped.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Serious? Tall poppy syndrome mate. The rucks are like the rest of the midfielders and always near the top of the stats sheet. The ruck thing is just calling for more importance to a spot that already gets a good run at it.

The FF thing is just a copy from AFL. And goals are obvious becase they help the team win.

Yeah Nah, disagree. The competion between Rucks is a great thing.

Tall puppy syndrome, great that's what this place is for.

I hope the hatred for rucks rises, come at us I say.

 

[Agent93]

Bono started The Edge. Why do you think it’s called that?

Even 5 minutes of research would have helped.

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No-one cares about the originator. It's those that take the work and make it popular that people care about. Just like Aretha and Respect.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

No-one cares about the originator. It's those that take the work and make it popular that people care about. Just like Aretha and Respect.

Nice backhand, it was popular S26, don't worry about that.

Anyhow, lets move on to discuss the double figure losing streak of the Hawks come Sunday.