Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[Dingster]

ImI echo this sentiment. Shame Dingster, shame.

Bonz handballs too much for FF. Give me a break mate. I just got rid of okeydoke7 for that and I like Bonz too much to Gumbify him.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bonz handballs too much for FF. Give me a break mate. I just got rid of okeydoke7 for that and I like Bonz too much to Gumbify him.

The hokeyjoke was a handbrake on the Wonders.

 

[Mobbs]

meh ... have the proverbial on the liver... of course you have a role but Netflix wanted to keep it as a surprise ... Liam Neeson is doing your body double...ssshh don't blab.

Curly from the Three Stooges has been disinterred to play the role of NaturalDisaster. In other casting news, Mobbs will make a guest appearance played by an animated W.C.Fields (look him up kids).

I actually imitate W.C. Fields sometimes just to annoy the wife.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I actually imitate W.C. Fields sometimes just to annoy the wife.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

WC Fields was a quote machine.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Well folks and chooks it is time for Uncle B52's ripped off song lyrics that are used for thematic purposes ahead of each game. This week there is a prize for the first person or chook to name the original song, writer and band and FFS, even upload. The tune exemplifies not just just this match but the league - not that there is anything good about that!

NaturalDisaster

Well some people try to run the sims
And get called a------s
This always happened to Natural Disaster
He could walk down your street
His sims would always fall apart and
So Natural Disaster was forever called an a------e.

Well the girls would turn the colour
Of an avocado when I would drive
Down their street in my red Monaro
I could walk down their street
And girls could not resist my stare
Bloodied52 never got called an a------e
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Wonders Star Bonz never got called an a-------e
Not in SFA

Oh well be not schmuck, be not The Half Back ,
Be not Snake_Baker bummer or a-------e
Remember the story of Natural Disaster
He could walk down your street
His sims would always fall apart and
So Natural Disaster was forever called an a------e.
Alright this is it.

 

[Agent93]

Pablo Picasso by The Modern Lovers.

Written by Jonathon Richman, covered by David Bowie.

 

[Agent93]

Also featured in the Repo Man soundtrack.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Pablo Picasso by The Modern Lovers.

Written by Jonathon Richman, covered by David Bowie.

Excellent work. Your prize is a giant Koala Stamp, which I believe just landed on the noggin of The Half Back

 

[Mobbs]

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

I managed to sink myself down to a kind of Catweazle look these days ... I can squeeze in a vague temporary improvement sometimes without ever copping the demand to make further progressions.

 

[Agent93]

Excellent work. Your prize is a giant Koala Stamp, which I believe just landed on the noggin of The Half Back

Thank you sir. I shall treasure it always, or for as long as they do not support Alan Jones with advertising dollars.

 

[ClarkeM]

Looking forward to putting you to sleep on Sunday ClarkeM

You are the worst poster I have seen since Juggalo Balla. Get your act together MATE.

 

[ClarkeM]

I managed to sink myself down to a kind of Catweazle look these days ... I can squeeze in a vague temporary improvement sometimes without ever copping the demand to make further progressions.

Piss off out of here Mobbs. Unless you’re planning on joining the Wonders. In which case, welcome to the greatest.

 

[Wojcinski]

Not much Hawk posting over the last 24 hours, what's up with that?

 

[ClarkeM]

Not much Hawk posting over the last 24 hours, what's up with that?

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Brilliant

 

[ClarkeM]

NaturalDisaster Loonerty Agent93

Too scared to accept the Wonders challenge. WEAK DOGS

Pathetic club happy to talk the talk but can't walk the walk. As weak as the Gumbies, this club. Wow I'm overjoyed and yet, disappointed that we have another club on a downward spiral.

 

[Ant Bear]

SWEET FA CLUBS ROCKED BY NEW RULE


GOOD THING THAT CLUBS CAN HAVE 27-DEEP LISTS

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Tap, tap, tap ... brrr, brrr, brrr.

"Good morning, you are talking to Inghams"

"Yes, this is Snr Sgt Jacks of the Missing Quails Squad. We are enquiring about the Eastern Yuppy Chooks who have been MIA. Can you report any sightings of the wee birdies?"

"No I am sorry. Due to the low popularity of that variety we have not stocked them for ages"

Tap, tap etc

"Greetings, you are talking to Delivelolroos"

Great. Could you pick up 20 crispy little quails from Eastern Yuppy Chooks?

"No siree Boss. It seems that company has gone out of business."

 

[Wojcinski]

SWEET FA CLUBS ROCKED BY NEW RULE
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GOOD THING THAT CLUBS CAN HAVE 27-DEEP LISTS

New rule for the SFA sees all 12 clubs secede and form new league, the SFBA (Sweet Football & Beer Association). Wojcinski instilled as supreme overlord.

 

[Wojcinski]

Tap, tap, tap ... brrr, brrr, brrr.

"Good morning, you are talking to Inghams"

"Yes, this is Snr Sgt Jacks of the Missing Quails Squad. We are enquiring about the Eastern Yuppy Chooks who have been MIA. Can you report any sightings of the wee birdies?"

"No I am sorry. Due to the low popularity of that variety we have not stocked them for ages"

Tap, tap etc

"Greetings, you are talking to Delivelolroos"

Great. Could you pick up 20 crispy little quails from Eastern Yuppy Chooks?

"No siree Boss. It seems that company has gone out of business."

I love your posts but **** me dead I am certainly confused

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I love your posts but fu** me dead I am certainly confused

Confusion is my preferred state of being.

 

[Dingster]

I love your posts but fu** me dead I am certainly confused

 

[The Half Back]

What is happening in this thread and why have I been tagged twice in 12 hours? #rentfree

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Sorry fellas, hard to keep up with real life getting in the way. I'll try to ignore you extra hard today.

 

[Wojcinski]

What is happening in this thread and why have I been tagged twice in 12 hours? #rentfree

We were discussing the worst posters in the SFA