Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 6 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[BEEG]

Bomberboyokay dislikes this.

Settling in nicely I see.

 

[BEEG]

now your talking
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[BEEG]

The Warriors eh.....this should be a walk in the park.

The classic pop your head in post and be seen.

 

[BEEG]

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Original? Hell no. Creepy? You bet.

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[Tonga Bob]

Hello all,

Hope you have a wonderful day

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Morning Space Ghost,

You too.

Your pal,

Bob.

 

[Dinsdale]

this week the Red Jelly Baby has been debugging the Qooty code:

 

[Tonga Bob]

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STAT #11
The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Related Posting surveyed the dweebs at the wassus, and found this disturbing fact:

WHICH MEMBER OF KISS HAVE THE WARRIORS DRESSED UP AS:
- Paul Stanley: 1%
- Ace Frehley: 1%
- Gene Simmonds: 2%
- Richard Simmonds: 29%
- Peter Criss: 67%

Morning Ned,

Hope you had a good sleep.

I want to start off by saying I respect a lot of what you do, and I'm in the top 7% of Stats Week fans. However, some parts of your "QOOTY STAT #11" don't ring true, so I've consulted the good people at



to run some analysis on your claims.

Fact Check 1: "The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Related Posting surveyed the dweebs at the wassus"

Findings:
1) Not sure what a 'wassus' is, maybe you watched too many Budwiser adverts around the turn of the Century;
2) Assuming you mean Warriors, they have no [checks notes] dweebs.

Verdict:


Fact Check 2: 67% of Warriors have dressed up as Peter Criss.

Findings:
Analysis shows that only one Warrior out of 28 (3.57%) have dressed up as Peter Criss - Freofalcon.

Verdict:


Fact Check 3: Richard Simmons is a member of KISS

Findings:
Although he it seems like he shares a surname and is known to throw on the makeup (see below):



Richard Simmons is neither a member of KISS nor, as is commonly thought, related to Gene Simmons. Gene was not born with the surname of Simmons, instead his birth name is Chaim Witz as highlighted by Wikipedia below:



Verdict:


Overall Verdict:

Stick to facts. You tried tho.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Morning Ned,

Hope you had a good sleep.

I want to start off by saying I respect a lot of what you do, and I'm in the top 7% of Stats Week fans. However, some parts of your "QOOTY STAT #11" don't ring true, so I've consulted the good people at

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to run some analysis on your claims.

Fact Check 1: "The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Related Posting surveyed the dweebs at the wassus"

Findings:
1) Not sure what a 'wassus' is, maybe you watched too many Budwiser adverts around the turn of the Century;
2) Assuming you mean Warriors, they have no [checks notes] dweebs.

Verdict:
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Fact Check 2: 67% of Warriors have dressed up as Peter Criss.

Findings:
Analysis shows that only one Warrior out of 28 (3.57%) have dressed up as Peter Criss - Freofalcon.

Verdict:
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Fact Check 3: Richard Simmons is a member of KISS

Findings:
Although he it seems like he shares a surname and is known to throw on the makeup (see below):

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Richard Simmons is neither a member of KISS nor, as is commonly thought, related to Gene Simmons. Gene was not born with the surname of Simmons, instead his birth name is Chaim Witz as highlighted by Wikipedia below:

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Verdict:
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Overall Verdict:

Stick to facts. You tried tho.

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sadly your status as a dumbarse has been confirmed by this poor analysis

1) you have no dweebs? look in the mirror sunshine!

2) The Furies have access to your secret Wassus Group, and Tigerturbulance took an inventory of your peter criss photos in your gallary. BTW, come up with a better password than "iforgot"

3) we only asked the questions. the fact we were told Richard Simmonds 29% of the time is on you duds not us

BTW have the Wassus actually ever won anything? I mean literally anything? Please clarify that stat for us

*also i'd lose the last pic, you dont want your own former captain to banhammer you

 

[BEEG]

Well this thread took a turn quickly.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well this thread took a turn quickly.

Stats week brings out a lot of passion and anger in people.

 

[Dinsdale]

Stats week brings out a lot of passion and anger in people.

as do Llamas

 

[BEEG]

Stats week brings out a lot of passion and anger in people.

You spread sheet guys sure do love the game your in.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You spread sheet guys sure do love the game your in.

I hate math 53 weeks of the year, but that all changes on Stats Week!

 

[Smoooothy]

Morning Space Ghost,

You too.

Your pal,

Bob.

that's beautiful xxx

 

[BEEG]

Stat for you guys

BEEG kicks goals for fun, lots and lots of goals.

 

[Tonga Bob]

sadly your status as a dumbarse has been confirmed by this poor analysis

1) you have no dweebs? look in the mirror sunshine!

2) The Furies have access to your secret Wassus Group, and Tigerturbulance took an inventory of your peter criss photos in your gallary. BTW, come up with a better password than "iforgot"

3) we only asked the questions. the fact we were told Richard Simmonds 29% of the time is on you duds not us

BTW have the Wassus actually ever won anything? I mean literally anything? Please clarify that stat for us

*also i'd lose the last pic, you dont want your own former captain to banhammer you

1) mirrors are for people with memory loss ≥ 72%
2) I'd be worried about what Tigerturbulance is doing with the Peter Criss pictures tbh
3) the people asking the questions mumbled 29% of the time
4) mirrors are for people with memory loss ≥ 72%

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Stat for you guys

BEEG kicks goals for fun, lots and lots of goals.

*chuckle*

"BEEG kicks goals"

aw, thats cute

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STATS #12

Things statistically more likely to happen in Sweet than BEEG kicking lots and lots of goals

1) the WONDERS stop sucking their own junk
2) the Bombers find a captain who isn't a meth addicted trainwreck
3) one of the Roys buys a smart phone
4) people remember who the captain of the Dragons is
5) dumbarse finishes a media piece
6) The Filth Wizard stops giving Ant Bear "his full support" as admin
7) Tigerturbulance gets through S29 without a ban
8) Bless comes up with a new name that isn't ridiculed by the entire SFA
9) the Warriors actually win something, anything, even a chook raffle will do

 

[The Filth Wizard]

*chuckle*

"BEEG kicks goals"

aw, thats cute

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STATS #12

Things statistically more likely to happen in Sweet than BEEG kicking lots and lots of goals

1) the WONDERS stop sucking their own junk
2) the Bombers find a captain who isn't a meth addicted trainwreck
3) one of the Roys buys a smart phone
4) people remember who the captain of the Dragons is
5) dumbarse finishes a media piece
6) The Filth Wizard stops giving Ant Bear "his full support" as admin
7) Tigerturbulance gets through S29 without a ban
8) Bless comes up with a new name that isn't ridiculed by the entire SFA
9) the Warriors actually win something, anything, even a chook raffle will do

And here's me thinking I was the biggest thorn in the admins side.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

1) mirrors are for people with memory loss ≥ 72%
2) I'd be worried about what Tigerturbulance is doing with the Peter Criss pictures tbh
3) the people asking the questions mumbled 29% of the time
4) mirrors are for people with memory loss ≥ 72%

Tongs l am 100% happy you are embracing stats week.

However your figures are dodgy and cannot be taken seriously. So please have some data integrity in future.

We at the Furies are 1345% certain we wouldn’t make up outrageous figures to support our cutting edge analysis.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

zackah will you will be playing ruck again

 

[TJASTA]

*chuckle*

"BEEG kicks goals"

aw, thats cute

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STATS #12

Things statistically more likely to happen in Sweet than BEEG kicking lots and lots of goals

1) the WONDERS stop sucking their own junk
2) the Bombers find a captain who isn't a meth addicted trainwreck
3) one of the Roys buys a smart phone
4) people remember who the captain of the Dragons is
5) dumbarse finishes a media piece
6) The Filth Wizard stops giving Ant Bear "his full support" as admin
7) Tigerturbulance gets through S29 without a ban
8) Bless comes up with a new name that isn't ridiculed by the entire SFA
9) the Warriors actually win something, anything, even a chook raffle will do

Hello Ned_Flanders,

That's only 90% correct. The Warriors did win the Tittybong Cup

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Pfffff

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STAT #12

Despite choking on more pipe than a Thai ladyboy at Pattaya, the number of Beez won by TIF remains a big fat donut.

Btw interesting S29 strategy of copying dumbarse and his trademarked unfinished media. A bold choice to copy the SFA equivalent of Eddie the Eagle

If I wanted to hear from an arse hole I'd fart.

This is 100% not a stat. It's just a hurt, angry man lashing out with an ill informed opinion.

A 'no u' with a flourish at best.

 

[Dinsdale]

TJASTA ,
Since you a force for positivity, how are you dealing with the anger, dislike and general negativity being shown by Ned_Flanders on this page?
Cheerio
Dinsdale

 

[Ned_Flanders]

If I wanted to hear from an a-hole I'd fart.

This is not a stat, it's just a hurt, angry man lashing out with an ill informed opinion.

A 'no u' with a flourish at best.

Dude you lost to magic man, and you will probably lose to Bless this year.

For shame mini-dumbarse, for shame!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

TJASTA ,
Since you a force for positivity, how are you dealing with the anger, dislike and general negativity being shown by Ned_Flanders on this page?
Cheerio
Dinsdale

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STAT #13

43% of all angry emojis used on BigFooty have either been used by Ned, or in response to posts by Ned