Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 10: East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[Golumless]

Hello oppo. What is the eyrie?

Ah, I see you are a man of culture with your avatar.

 

[Golumless]

So great to spend a week with my Premiership teammates ClarkeM, haydo, BallaratBulldog, and nobody else that I can recall.

Wow. This is the 2nd worst betrayal I've found out about in the last 10 minutes, rating slightly less impactful then a league admin destroying my career at FF.

 

[Chipmunk]

So, with 7 contestants, the game took about an hour from start to end. Games i've watched only, featuring 20 players, can last 6 hours.
But definitely keen to run another game with a little bit more preparation on the rounds and everything set out.
And, I know that there are people on the M&E board that are also keen to play, so can also tag them in the hope to sign them into the SFA.

Very happy to hold a sesh of "Sequester only" on 9 or 10 October on my Discord (avoiding when the footy is), if that would work as a way to attract people to the SFA as well.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Nah. Our streak to the Finals has commenced. From Sunday week, I expect the Hawks streak will commence and you folk will also make the Finals.

#DareToStruggleDareToWin

I admire your optimism but the S30 premiership is tainted anyway (at least that’s what I’m going with when a team I don’t like wins it), it’s time to focus on that elusive S31 cup.

 

[SSwans2011]

Wow. This is the 2nd worst betrayal I've found out about in the last 10 minutes, rating slightly less impactful then a league admin destroying my career at FF.

I guess I should be careful givn you're one of two people on the board that can dox me along with J_Chadwick.

 

[SweetD]

I guess I should be careful givn you're one of two people on the board that can dox me along with J_Chadwick.

Chadwick would be doxing himself right?

 

[NinjaSwan]

Making your username just your real name is the most powerful move you can make on an internet forum.

 

[SSwans2011]

Chadwick would doxing himself right?

I don't let his ugly ass face appear on my FB profile. You'd probably see mine scattered all over his if he got doxed though.

 

[SSwans2011]

Making your username just your real name is the most powerful move you can make on an internet forum.

Golumless can confirm my real name is SSwans 2011.

 

[Golumless]

I guess I should be careful givn you're one of two people on the board that can dox me along with J_Chadwick.

It's pretty nice thing to hold over someone.

I'm also sure there is around 30 people on (or were on) this board who could dox me.

 

[Golumless]

Golumless can confirm my real name is SSwans 2011.

Happy to confirm.

Also HaroLad is HaroLad.

 

[SSwans2011]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture with your avatar.

We win the club with the most Billy Woods fans award with a grand total of 3 to 2 fans.

Very prestigious award.

 

[SSwans2011]

Golumless have I ever told you I've interviewed Psychedelic pr0n Crumpets? Twice.

 

[NinjaSwan]

We win the club with the most Billy Woods fans award with a grand total of 3 to 2 fans.

Very prestigious award.

Hearing The Jesus is a big fan and may tie things up.

 

[SSwans2011]

Hearing The Jesus is a big fan and may tie things up.

Would make sense. I reckon his Buff Correll fandom would make Billy's vocals easier to digest.

Give The Jesus a month and he'll be a Death Grips fan too.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Happy to confirm.

Also HaroLad is HaroLad.

This reminds me of the time I had a 15 minute Facebook call with Haro where he thought I was Cloud whilst D2D listened in on a fake profile with his mic muted.

 

[por_please_ya]

Hello oppo. What is the eyrie?

Hawks Nest, NSW 2324

 

[Golumless]

We win the club with the most Billy Woods fans award with a grand total of 3 to 2 fans.

Very prestigious award.

Give it time. I'm sure we could dig up 10-15 of them by the end of the week.

Sure. We may have replaced the vast majority of our squad, but that might also be necessary seeing we're currently 11th (or 12th)?

Golumless have I ever told you I've interviewed Psychedelic pr0n Crumpets? Twice.

Damn, that is some impressive clout.

I've only briefly met their lead singer outside of wherever they were playing after one of their shows.

This reminds me of the time I had a 15 minute Facebook call with Haro where he thought I was Cloud whilst D2D listened in on a fake profile with his mic muted.

Ah Haro was fun to **** with for that small period of time. Including the fake BC chat we made for him.

The peak of bigfooty for me was when Haro managed to find Blacky and my Facebook profiles via some searching (I have no idea how he managed this, but it was some seriously impressive internet sleuthing), then proceeded to get us two mixed up.

 

[SM]

Yeah well I've met Evermore twice and the second time they remembered me.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Ah Haro was fun to fu** with for that small period of time. Including the fake BC chat we made for him.

The peak of bigfooty for me was when Haro managed to find Blacky and my Facebook profiles via some searching (I have no idea how he managed this, but it was some seriously impressive internet sleuthing), then proceeded to get us two mixed up.

Another great moment from that chat was Juggs despite being in on it still thinking I was Cloud and PMing me about anime.

 

[SSwans2011]

Give it time. I'm sure we could dig up 10-15 of them by the end of the week.

Sure. We may have replaced the vast majority of our squad, but that might also be necessary seeing we're currently 11th (or 12th)?

Shouldn't be hard. Just target people who look like this:



Sure you may still be towards the bottom of the ladder, but you'll have greatly reduced your chances of being doxed.

Damn, that is some impressive clout.

I've only briefly met their lead singer outside of wherever they were playing after one of their shows.

He's a cool guy. First time around he was talking about eating a leftovers from a HSP off the floor the morning after a big night on tour. The second time around he was talking about getting pneumonia mid-tour. Wonder if there was a link there.

 

[por_please_ya]

Yeah well I've met Evermore twice and the second time they remembered me.

I've met them too lol. Have their autographs. Lovely guys

 

[SSwans2011]

Should I further brag about my clout, or save it? I'm weary of using all my ammo early given how we are doing this season.

I'm also no longer the number one hashtag on the entire site...

#SSwans2011post

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

My girlfriend banged the lead singer from D-ream

 

[AngryRanga]

Hawks Nest, NSW 2324

Oh. Looks like I will be fulfilling my midfield duties via the medium of Zoom. This probably won't influence the amount of contact I put on my opponents. Bruise free either way