Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 10: East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[NinjaSwan]

These posts sprung my A D B L O C K E R, does anyone know what they say?

I’ll get back to you with an answer after I finishing using my Dollar Shave Club kit.

 

[Golumless]

Not sure where this convo started but if it involves dunking on Thatcher and Reagan I'm all for it.

You really can't complain about the way we treat drugs without wanting to lynch Nancy Regan for being an utterly shit human being, and Ronald being an imbecile.

 

[SweetD]

You really can't complain about the way we treat drugs without wanting to lynch Nancy Regan for being an utterly sh*t human being, and Ronald being an imbecile.

keep going I'm getting closer.

 

[SM]

We talking beef or chicken? Or veggie burgers? Or does the "I think" on the end imply that you still haven't decided, you just feel like eating something in the shape of a burger?

What do you reckon you'll put on it?

Chicken.

Charlie Chomper from Chargrill Charlies. Pineapple, bacon, chicken, cheese, lettuce, onion and their special sauce. Chips and Coke with Apple pie for desert. ****ing long day at work, I need it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Not sure where this convo started but if it involves dunking on Thatcher and Reagan I'm all for it.

Both ended up with dementia and did odd things with vaccuum cleaners. Once Prince Phil visited with paddles. Ronnie was a real slapper from the sounds of things.

 

[JT_the_Man]

You'll come up against a worthy opponent if you ever get on the field.

Why would I go on the field exactly? That is the arena for players not good enough for the bench. I’m happy where I am.

 

[Golumless]

Does this mean none of your players are talented enough to hold down the role? If so, this is very disappointing as I was excited to beat a worthy opponent this week.

Your development into a poor mans Headless amuses this old campaigner.

 

[Itsmyshow]

I think we're just waiting for you to take the jumper off but with the kilos you've packed on, it's getting harder and harder to do so.

Actually this is terribly inaccurate.

 

[Golumless]

Chicken.

Charlie Chomper from Chargrill Charlies. Pineapple, bacon, chicken, cheese, lettuce, onion and their special sauce. Chips and Coke with Apple pie for desert. ******* long day at work, I need it.

0/10 meal for the lack of Cheesecake.

 

[Golumless]

These posts sprung my A D B L O C K E R, does anyone know what they say?

You know who doesn't care about A D B L O C K E R? That's right! Hackers. Also the government.

The only way around that is with a military grade VPN, get yours today from NordVPN. If you use the code Golumless you'll also get a sexy, personalised sceenshot of myself topless for your desktop.

 

[eth-dog]

Beef Stroganoff for dinner tonight at the dog household

 

[JT_the_Man]

Your development into a poor mans Headless amuses this old campaigner.

Are you sure Headless isn’t just a poor mans JT_the_Man?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Just on my second bowl of pasta e fagioli. Big Nurse has opened all the windows.

 

[AngryRanga]

You know who doesn't care about A D B L O C K E R? That's right! Hackers. Also the government.

The only way around that is with a military grade VPN, get your today from NordVPN. If you use the code Golumless you'll also get a sexy, personalised sceenshot of myself topless for your desktop.

Purchasing a VPN so that the government can't track my 10 weekly SFA posts. Now that's smart.

 

[Loonerty]

You know who doesn't care about A D B L O C K E R? That's right! Hackers. Also the government.

The only way around that is with a military grade VPN, get your today from NordVPN. If you use the code Golumless you'll also get a sexy, personalised sceenshot of myself topless for your desktop.

But just in case hackers still see you, you want to look good right?

The way I look good is with Dollar Shave Club.

They deliver high quality razors for as little as a dollar a month! I like using their coconut beard butter to keep my beard smooth.
Use code LOONERTY to get a free bottle of coconut beard butter and 10% off your next order!

 

[Agent93]

But just in case hackers still see you, you want to look good right?

The way I look good is with Dollar Shave Club.

They deliver high quality razors for as little as a dollar a month! I like using their coconut beard butter to keep my beard smooth.
Use code LOONERTY to get a free bottle of coconut beard butter and 10% off your next order!

But don't forget about the bottom half!

Visit manscaped.com, and remember that when you trim the bushes the tree looks bigger!

Use code NINETY3 for a free bottle of razor oil to keep your trimmer in shape.

 

[Agent93]

Why would I go on the field exactly? That is the arena for players not good enough for the bench. I’m happy where I am.

I hear you're really good at mixing the Gatorade JT.

 

[SSwans2011]

You can always survive on less. Drink goon and VB instead of fancy craft brews and bottles of grange, and you could both save the club and be able to show of your mediocre body to girls.

I'm on the Ozbargain Alcohol page 24/7 looking ensuring our "cultural events" can take place. Given I haven't been drinking too much over the last few months, I've got to say I've come across some incredible deals this year:

• Stockade Splicer XPA case for $36 pick-up
• Stone & Wood case delivered for $50
• 2x Young Henrys Newtowner cases delivered $99
• 4 Pines case delivered for $50

Cheap beer delivery deals was the highlight of my isolation.

The alcoholism that followed was the lowlight.

 

[eth-dog]

I'm on the Ozbargain Alcohol page 24/7 looking ensuring our "cultural events" can take place. Given I haven't been drinking too much over the last few months, I've got to say I've come across some incredible deals this year:

• Stockade Splicer XPA case for $36 pick-up
• Stone & Wood case delivered for $50
• 2x Young Henrys Newtowner cases delivered $99
• 4 Pines case delivered for $50

Cheap beer delivery deals was the highlight of my isolation.

The alcoholism that followed was the lowlight.

Four Pines Kolsch

 

[ClarkeM]

No. We're better than having a bet on the result of a sim. We can do a much more interesting bet (which I haven't thought of yet).

I'm willing to hear ideas.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I hear you're really good at mixing the Gatorade JT.

I pride myself on that ability.

Sab22 wishes he could mix the “cordial” as well as I do.

 

[Golumless]

Are you sure Headless isn’t just a poor mans JT_the_Man?

Yeah, 100% sure.

Trying to make the bench a legitimate position instead of accepting that its only used for captains to give you a subtle nudge that it's time to move on to another club/retirement is Headless illogical crusade.

 

[Headless]

Yeah, 100% sure.

Trying to make the bench a legitimate position instead of accepting that its only used for captains to give you a subtle nudge that it's time to move on to another club/retirement is Headless illogical crusade.

Hello, Golly.

The bench has certainly made me irrelevant, hasn't it?

P.S. Thanks for the tags in this irrelevant thread.

 

[Golumless]

Hello, Golly.

The bench has certainly made me irrelevant, hasn't it?

P.S. Thanks for the tags in this irrelevant thread.

You are certainly a unicorn in this league.

 

[eth-dog]

Hello, Golly.

The bench has certainly made me irrelevant, hasn't it?

P.S. Thanks for the tags in this irrelevant thread.

You've always been irrelevant. Clearly the weakest of the S7 rookie crop.