I'll be on the piss mate.
Official Match Thread Season 31 - First Preliminary Final: West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum
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VainGlorious
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haydo
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Fair nose on that kronk
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How do you become a cross?
VainGlorious
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That’s a fairly racially-charged comment there, Haydo.
What’s a “kronk”?
Should I google it?
Ima google it.
**googles**
Wow. Racist.
ClarkeM
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T-****, yeah sure do.
Robertio
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JT_the_Man
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Wait, the Bombers are our opponent?
I thought we were meant to play good qooty teams in the finals?
Regardless.
#WondersWinFinals #firsttosix
VainGlorious
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The Jesus is up and about here gents, and you know what that means, right?
Crucifixion jokes.
3 hours in the crucifixion of Jesus one of his disciples, Andrew, is wandering the streets of Jerusalem still trying to fathom what just happened
with no specific end destination Andrew just walks around in a somewhat foggy state of mind. Suddenly he hears a distant and very silent cry:
"Andreeeeew..."
First he thinks it´s his own mind playing tricks with him or maybe somehow just the wind but then he hears it again..:
"Andreeeew..."
It sure sounds like.... could it be?.... is this?... Is this my lord, master and savior, Jesus Christ, calling my name from the cross with his maybe last breaths!?
Still not convinced he starts moving towards Golgatha and few moments later he hears it again, this time slightly louder:
"Andreeeewwwww...."
By now Andrew is convinced and with no more hesitation and disbeliefs he starts running as fast as he can towards his lord. As in a panic state Andrew stumbles several times in his flip flops, falls to the ground, gets up again paying no attention to his bruises. He collide with several pedestrians and animals but he does not stop for anything.
As Andrew gets closer and closer to Golgatha the cry gets louder and louder:
"Andreeeeeeeewwwwwww!"
After what felt like a marathon in distance and time Andrew finally reach the top of Golgatha and throws himself in the dust by Jesus´s cross. After a few moments catching his breath he looks up at Jesus and yells:
"MY LORD, MY SAVIOR! I am here!" Still breathing heavily Andrew just need an extra moment before he continues.
"Please tell me why you summoned me in this moment of pain and agony? I will do anything you demand of me, tell me what to do and I will do you bitting!"
With tears in his eyes Andrew, still on his knees and hands folded, keeps looking at Jesus waiting for his bitting.
"ANDREEEEEEEWWWWWW!!.... I can see your house from here."
Crucifixion jokes.
3 hours in the crucifixion of Jesus one of his disciples, Andrew, is wandering the streets of Jerusalem still trying to fathom what just happened
with no specific end destination Andrew just walks around in a somewhat foggy state of mind. Suddenly he hears a distant and very silent cry:
"Andreeeeew..."
First he thinks it´s his own mind playing tricks with him or maybe somehow just the wind but then he hears it again..:
"Andreeeew..."
It sure sounds like.... could it be?.... is this?... Is this my lord, master and savior, Jesus Christ, calling my name from the cross with his maybe last breaths!?
Still not convinced he starts moving towards Golgatha and few moments later he hears it again, this time slightly louder:
"Andreeeewwwww...."
By now Andrew is convinced and with no more hesitation and disbeliefs he starts running as fast as he can towards his lord. As in a panic state Andrew stumbles several times in his flip flops, falls to the ground, gets up again paying no attention to his bruises. He collide with several pedestrians and animals but he does not stop for anything.
As Andrew gets closer and closer to Golgatha the cry gets louder and louder:
"Andreeeeeeeewwwwwww!"
After what felt like a marathon in distance and time Andrew finally reach the top of Golgatha and throws himself in the dust by Jesus´s cross. After a few moments catching his breath he looks up at Jesus and yells:
"MY LORD, MY SAVIOR! I am here!" Still breathing heavily Andrew just need an extra moment before he continues.
"Please tell me why you summoned me in this moment of pain and agony? I will do anything you demand of me, tell me what to do and I will do you bitting!"
With tears in his eyes Andrew, still on his knees and hands folded, keeps looking at Jesus waiting for his bitting.
"ANDREEEEEEEWWWWWW!!.... I can see your house from here."
VainGlorious
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Robertio
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We're the best mate.
Jabba73
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How about I’minwitnessprotection?
Mate they don't call him Cadbury for nothing. Glass and a half and he's ****ed!Drink 10 of these mate and you can become whatever you want.
VainGlorious
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I’d like to start off with 50 dumplings please, ‘Orrie.
Then we can talk about appetisers.
ALLLLLL ABOOOOOARD!!!
Lol I didn't blame the bombers for your demise. You did that all on your own
ClarkeM
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The Wonders will win by 12 points.
Still too sombre
JT_the_Man
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Well that simply can’t be true… Because we are the best.
Robertio
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That's why we are here.
VainGlorious
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Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
to be another victim
JT_the_Man
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VainGlorious
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Did you trade Reeves in this week?
Robertio
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That's up to the sim mate, we're only here for the fun of banter.
VainGlorious
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HI croweater 41 
