Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 1 - Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[jackster83]

At a quick glance through your teamsheet, you are still the most recent Royals rookie.

Do they still make you empty the bedpans?

You're thinking of the Roys.

The Royals have chamber pots.

 

[Ant Bear]

Well, **** this. I'm off to watch the grass grow.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I’d make him wear the bedpan as a hat

We make him use a bedpan as a mug

 

[CakeEater]

Well, fu** this. I'm off to watch the grass grow.

 

[MP_]

We make him use a bedpan as a mug

I did that once when drunk, ended up making a shit coffee

 

[Smartys Power]

Please hold, I will need to check with the resident expert whether this is acceptable banter.

Marlowe

Shut up dickhead.

 

[Ant Bear]

Shut up dickhead*

*dicknose

 

[Cadsky]

Nice to see the royals and rats taking a nice and chilled start to the season. Premiership hangover, or??

 

[jackster83]

Nice to see the royals and rats taking a nice and chilled start to the season. Premiership hangover, or??

Some of us are still drunk from SA's State of Origin win.

 

[Cadsky]

Some of us are still drunk from SA's State of Origin win.

Did you get your shiny new badge too?

 

[jackster83]

Did you get your shiny new badge too?

Sure did. Used it to get out of a few speeding fines.

 

[FishingRick04]

Stupid weather - it's supposed to be summer, but today was as cold as Hatchy1992's reception at Dragon Island next week: perhaps even as cold as my ex wife's heart.

****, I couldn’t find my ex’s I even checked the freezer!

 

[FishingRick04]

Is it true all Royals are Reptilian overlords and Pedo’s?

 

[Smartys Power]

*dicknose

*nosebeers

 

[Smartys Power]

Is it true all Royals are Reptilian overlords and Pedo’s?

And pedo’s what?

 

[Firestarter]

I don't like Midas so this is the worst town I've ever been in.

 

[jackster83]

Is it true all Royals are Reptilian overlords and Pedo’s?

I don't know about the second part, but The Filth Wizard was heard proclaiming "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN" after mistakenly drinking some of the water at the Underground Stadium last time they played us there.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Hey Royals.

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Hey Royals. View attachment 1052193

Second 6 pack chilling in the fridge and I have misplaced the first....

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hey Royals. View attachment 1052193

A gif of a dancing penguin is personally not what I would have gone with to strike fear into the hearts of our opponents but I guess that's what we're running with. Be afraid, be very afraid Royals, we're going to crush you

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

A gif of a dancing penguin is personally not what I would have gone with to strike fear into the hearts of our opponents but I guess that's what we're running with. Be afraid, be very afraid Royals, we're going to crush you

Have you not seen happy feet? Those moves will scare the sh*t out of anyone

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I don't know about the second part, but The Filth Wizard was heard proclaiming "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN" after mistakenly drinking some of the water at the Underground Stadium last time they played us there.

True.

Also everyone up to speed on Wandavision?

 

[GreyCrow]

I’d make him wear the bedpan as a hat

 

[CakeEater]

I don't like Midas so this is the worst town I've ever been in.

Can tell you've never been to Whyalla.

 

[philreich]

Hey Royals. View attachment 1052193

Indeed - I feel a premiership hangover is at hand. At least we made a grand final after winning a flag......