Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 1 - Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[philreich]

Yet the royals are quite happy to inbreed

Reminds me of the Nelson twins on Australia's Got Talent, "We're both apprentice bakers - which is appropriate, because we're inbred."

 

[Catsnlakers]

Your asses that is.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Your asses that is. View attachment 1052569

We actually used to have people to wipe our asses for us but it seemed too old school to pay for it and we scrapped it.

Your act of charity will not be forgiven.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Also, how is the weekend going, y'all?

 

[GremioPower]

 

[philreich]

Also, how is the weekend going, y'all?

Fairly boring time of year - cricket has finished, footy hasn't started yet, and who watches tennis?????

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Fairly boring time of year - cricket has finished, footy hasn't started yet, and who watches tennis?????

At least the AFLW seems to be improving.

 

[Firestarter]

Fairly boring time of year - cricket has finished, footy hasn't started yet, and who watches tennis?????

Footy being over for the year has been the best part of it for 8 years.

 

[MP_]

At least the AFLW seems to be improving.

Are they wearing lingerie yet?

 

[sataris]

We actually used to have people to wipe our asses for us but it seemed too old school to pay for it and we scrapped it.

Your act of charity will not be forgiven.

Fun fact in Ancient Egypt the person who wiped the pharaoh's butt was known as

"The Shepherd of the Anus".

 

[Catsnlakers]

Are they wearing lingerie yet?

In my mind certainly.

 

[Firestarter]

Are they wearing lingerie yet?

They're just standing in the centre square and jiggling up and down.

(Internet points for knowing where I stole that from)

 

[MP_]

They're just standing in the centre square and jiggling up and down.

(Internet points for knowing where I stole that from)

so not worth watching yet

 

[ant555]

Hasn't he been sacked by Channel Seven?

If he hasnt he will be shortly.

 

[ant555]

When you are the best, it's hard to go backwards evolutionarily. We look at you lot and think, nah not worth. Our kids deserve better.

You are really running with that ?

 

[ant555]

We actually used to have people to wipe our asses for us but it seemed too old school to pay for it and we scrapped it.

Your act of charity will not be forgiven.

You sacked the groom of the stool ?

 

[MP_]

You are really running with that ?

He’s running because years of inbreeding has him looking like this

 

[philreich]

Are they wearing lingerie yet?

May sound harsh, but the guys are actually better looking than some of the females......

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You sacked the groom of the stool ?

He was caught stealing.

 

[ant555]

He was caught stealing.

Hope it wasn't the stool.

 

[ant555]

May sound harsh, but the guys are actually better looking than some of the females......

And the girls play harder than some of the guys

 

[Gadzorks]

You are really running with that ?

We've got centuries to go to get that bad.

 

[philreich]

And the girls play harder than some of the guys

Are you referring to Essendon?

 

[Gadzorks]

They're just standing in the centre square and jiggling up and down.

(Internet points for knowing where I stole that from)

Jiggling Jeneke! I win, so situation normal for the royals

 

[Firestarter]

Jiggling Jeneke! I win, so situation normal for the royals

Yeah but you barrack for one of the two gutter dwellers around here.