Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 1 - Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[jackster83]

Uurgh, my whole suburb lost power, right when I was in the middle of a game of Siege. How inconsiderate.

 

[philreich]

Uurgh, my whole suburb lost power, right when I was in the middle of a game of Siege. How inconsiderate.

Everything OK now?

Reminds me of the fact that, if brains were electric, Eddie McGuire would be a walking black out.

 

[jackster83]

Everything OK now?

Reminds me of the fact that, if brains were electric, Eddie McGuire would be a walking black out.

No, still out. Gotta expect it living in SA lol.

These extra hot Cheetos are going down nicely at least.

 

[Gadzorks]

Gadzorks, it's over here, buddy.

I need to get a handle on how this works. Might go read page one.

 

[Gadzorks]

Hey Royals. View attachment 1052193

 

[Gadzorks]

Is it true all Royals are Reptilian overlords and Pedo’s?

You might need a pedo-meter to get your 10000 steps, but we are fit and fabulous Overlord athletes. Bow down before us and we'll go easy on you

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You might need a pedo-meter to get your 10000 steps, but we are fit and fabulous Overlord athletes. Bow down before us and we'll go easy on you

Here’s my boy.

 

[Catsnlakers]

A gif of a dancing penguin is personally not what I would have gone with to strike fear into the hearts of our opponents but I guess that's what we're running with. Be afraid, be very afraid Royals, we're going to crush you

Lull them into a false sense of security.... I can’t wait until we shock them & put a massive warning across to the rest of the competition.

 

[Catsnlakers]

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Prime example of what I just said, we’ve even got the big boy letting out a yawn, you blokes have no idea what’s coming your way.

 

[Firestarter]

Can tell you've never been to Whyalla.

In all honesty where I live is becoming more of a dumpster fire everyday.

 

[ant555]

Tip of the week. When your wife says it is a good idea to buy some geese. Say no !

 

[ant555]

Well, fu** this. I'm off to watch the grass grow.

And in breaking news " 3cm in one hour breaks the Australian grass growing record "

 

[ant555]

Is it true all Royals are Reptilian overlords and Pedo’s?

Yes.

 

[FishingRick04]

Yes.

And to think they thought a Pedo was a step counter!

 

[Gadzorks]

And to think they thought a Pedo was a step counter!

Hmmmm, not sure you should be proud of knowing another type of pedo. We at the royals are proud of our ignorance on that issue.

Too far???

 

[ant555]

Hmmmm, not sure you should be proud of knowing another type of pedo. We at the royals are proud of our ignorance on that issue.

Too far???

Is that you Andrew ?

 

[Gadzorks]

Is that you Andrew ?

Definately not

 

[ant555]

Definately not

Glad you cleared that up.

 

[FishingRick04]

Is that you Andrew ?

Chasing young boys out the window again!

 

[Firestarter]

Is that you Andrew ?

Hasn't he been sacked by Channel Seven?

 

[philreich]

Hasn't he been sacked by Channel Seven?

I wish Bruce McAvaney would be!!!!!

 

[MP_]

Hmmmm, not sure you should be proud of knowing another type of pedo. We at the royals are proud of our ignorance on that issue.

Too far???

Yet the royals are quite happy to inbreed

 

[Gadzorks]

Yet the royals are quite happy to inbreed

When you are the best, it's hard to go backwards evolutionarily. We look at you lot and think, nah not worth. Our kids deserve better.

 

[MP_]

When you are the best, it's hard to go backwards evolutionarily. We look at you lot and think, nah not worth. Our kids deserve better.

Well they do say two heads are better than one, not sure they meant on the one body though

 

[Gadzorks]

Well they do say two heads are better than one, not sure they meant on the one body though

I wouldn't mind a second body for spare parts.