Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[Santoz]

Muddiemoose is not a real Moose.
Chipmunk is the biggest gatecrasher in the SFA. Sometimes people think he's a bear rather than a Hawk.
Tigerturbulance IS really 245kgs of Love Muscle.
Metalcrusher has a good side if you get to know him.
Santoz does not.

Like I'd want to get to know you.

 

[DenieD]

Normally I wait until the Thursday of match threads before I get flirty....

I don't flirt with the opposition, but I am willing to make an exception...

 

[Carson Dial]

Wtf has actually happened to the Furies over the off season?

Wacky Tiger, are you still around to sort these flogs out? Ffs man, when I was new, you would have taken us out the back and whipped your belt across our arses if we posted like this.

Do you miss those good old days?

 

[Rioli8217]

4 hours
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Is this headed for the infamous swamprats mega thread

which one, there'th 2?

 

[TJASTA]

Do you miss those good old days?

 

[Rioli8217]

Do you miss those good old days?

I thometimeth mithth the good ol' dayth of theathon 29 ay carthon

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Moved on from the dragon noises clip, I see?

 

[PMBangers]

We really should've put together an actual SFA handbook for the new rooks (as opposed to a Santoz one) with some tips on some easy entry points into / like-farming in match threads.

#1 - Ripping on NaturalDisaster
#2 - Making PMBangers cry
#3 - Laughing at guero's "elite" guac recipe

Any other obvious ones I'm missing?

 

[Rioli8217]

Like I'd want to get to know you.

It could go in two wayth ath a matter of fact

 

[TJASTA]

Moved on from the dragon noises clip, I see?

 

[Senor M]

It could go in two wayth ath a matter of fact

Facts about matter #1:

"In classical physics and general chemistry, matter is any substance that has mass and takes up space by having volume"

 

[Ned_Flanders]

KDAVVA74'S TOP SEVEN THINGS THAT HAVE FURY IN THEIR NAME









#7.....







THE SIMPSONS S13E18, "I AM FURIOUS (YELLOW)"
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thats it? dude, your slipping

 

[Rioli8217]

You need to tag better mate.

And also...
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If only it worked like that againtht every team

We would've turned thith thithole of a thread into a teamthread before halfy could even be "firtht"

 

[Kilroy]

We really should've put together an actual SFA handbook for the new rooks (as opposed to a Santoz one) with some tips on some easy entry points into / like-farming in match threads.

#1 - Ripping on NaturalDisaster
#2 - Making PMBangers cry
#3 - Laughing at guero's "elite" guac recipe

Any other obvious ones I'm missing?

Don't get caught hanging out in another team's match thread.

If you become addicted to posting in the Sweet FA, put your phone down and go for a walk ..... while you still can.

 

[Dav]

thats it? dude, your slipping

It’s only number 7 don’t worry there’s plenty more where that came from

 

[Carson Dial]

I thometimeth mithth the good ol' dayth of theathon 29 ay carthon

Long dayth and nighth

 

[Rioli8217]

Facts about matter #1:

"In classical physics and general chemistry, matter is any substance that has mass and takes up space by having volume"

Facts about matter #2:
Classically, physicists proceed to have an aneurysm should any 'simpleton' call matter weight.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It’s only number 7 don’t worry there’s plenty more where that came from

well, i suppose they can only get better from here...

 

[Dav]

well, i suppose they can only get better from here...

Don’t deny me stats week and then complain about top 7 week, you brought this upon yourself

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Warriors have one of the strongest posting team in the comp, you lot have TJASTA...

were you always this whiney? I would have knifed you a lot earlier if I thought this is all i had to deal with

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Elton Johns Wig seems to be treating this round like a marathon, not a sprint. He has to spread out the wit over all his posts, otherwise he'll run out quality before the next aid station, and with the Furies we need all the quality we can get. I mean, look at Mister M. Already puffing.

Drivel

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

were you always this whiney?

yes

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Don’t deny me stats week and then complain about top 7 week, you brought this upon yourself

wassus dont deserve stats week, its been reallocated to a more worthy club

 

[Rioli8217]

well, i suppose they can only meant to get better from here...

EFA

 

[Tonga Bob]

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GREENESHOOTS

You busy cuz?

Mr Whippy selling pints?