Official Match Thread Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park

[philreich]

I'm still wondering how Kim Jong Un has a daughter.

It's just been confirmed that Kim Jong-un will be one of the judges on Britain's Got Talent next year. However they're not letting him touch the big red button.

 

[HaroLad]

just what it means to wear the suicide vest

Love this

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAMSHEET

PREMIERSHIP DEFENCE, S34 Grand Final vs Bombers

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore
HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - Barrels
C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8
HF: _Mike_ - hotchilli - royboy2
F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: DERRINALPHIL - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: Roylion - windyhill

Changes: Nil​

 

[JustaBattler]

You were always one of my Bay favourites. But here you are just another flop to beat up on Sunday.

I'm thinking your last act before joining up with the badbads is to * (you know) drop a mark or miss a tackle or kick just at the right time Wooshie...perfect way to join the badbads

also you'd look great in a burkah and sunnies

 

[philreich]

Of course not!
It will never happen.
I’m ok with that.

Which do you reckon will happen first?

• You win all SFA selection
• DemonJim wins a Mobbs Medal
• SA wins a Sheffield Shield
• Essendon wins a final

 

[Jabba73]

Which do you reckon will happen first?

• You win all SFA selection
• DemonJim wins a Mobbs Medal
• SA wins a Sheffield Shield
• Essendon wins a final

None of the above is paying $1.01

 

[Wosh]

I'm thinking your last act before joining up with the badbads is to * (you know) drop a mark or miss a tackle or kick just at the right time Wooshie...perfect way to join the badbads

also you'd look great in a burkah and sunnies

I’d rather eat dirt. But thanks.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

If the Roys are short we'll play for them.

We are very long, particularly where it matters

 

[manangatang]

The next team to join the party is Mt Buller , welcome to the party all.

Season 34 Squad (so far)

00 Oddhawk
1 Proper Gander
2 Heardy_101
4 sante
5 _Cayz_
6 moginie
7 DemonJim
8 Yakker
13 Tarkyn_24
18 manangatang (C)
20 Quivorir
21 cooney
27 PaythePerryman
28 Van_Dyke
29 lanky_wes
30-39 sausageroll
41 Headless (VC)
8008. Azarole
63. cats2rise
∞. Bluelegs
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Marlowe

Hello Mr. Fancypants All-SFA.

 

[Wosh]

We are very long, particularly where it matters

In the tooth?

 

[CursingFijian]

I keyed gab213 into an AI art program and it came up with this.

Well he is a machine in front of goal with a laser left boot. I’d say it’s a pretty good rendering.

 

[JustaBattler]

I’d rather eat dirt. But thanks.

I see you are warming to the idea - check your bank account ...

I'm organising the welcome committee

 

[kickthething]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAMSHEET

PREMIERSHIP DEFENCE, S34 Grand Final vs Bombers

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore
HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - Barrels
C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8
HF: _Mike_ - hotchilli - royboy2
F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: DERRINALPHIL - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: Roylion - windyhill

Changes: Nil​

 

[philreich]

I am voting Greens, so you can't bait me on him lol

What's the point of voting anyway - the government always wins.

 

[kickthething]

Was at a cricket function with Booney and he noticed my Blues cap, sat down after and said what are we drinking??

One of the only times I've been truly terrified.

I was on a flight to NZ with a mate and sitting in front of us was Ian Stanley, the pro golfer. Must be blokes w mushtakas he enjoyed a beer on a plane, but was a grumpy bastard…..or maybe we were annoying.

 

[kickthething]

What's the point of voting anyway - the government always wins.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

We are very long, particularly where it matters

In the tooth?

Dentistry is not very funny. I know one very funny dental joke but Wosh you are now the originator of the second funniest dental joke.

The joke is too long to put up but it is very very funny

 

[CursingFijian]

We are very long, particularly where it matters

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Dentistry is not very funny. I know one very funny dental joke but Wosh you are now the originator of the second funniest dental joke.

The joke is too long to put up but it is very very funny

DERRINALPHIL, Fill me in

 

[sausageroll]

Congratulations Wosh

#HATECAKEWOSH

 

[kickthething]

Dentistry is not very funny. I know one very funny dental joke but Wosh you are now the originator of the second funniest dental joke.

The joke is too long to put up but it is very very funny

Dentistry is not very funny. I know one very funny dental joke but Wosh you are now the originator of the second funniest dental joke.

The joke is too long to put up but it is very very funny

That never stopped philreich

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I was on a flight to NZ with a mate and sitting in front of us was Ian Stanley, the pro golfer. Must be blokes w mushtakas he enjoyed a beer on a plane, but was a grumpy bastard…..or maybe we were annoying.

Sat with Mal Brown on a flight from Perth to Melbourne and brought up my disdain of his antics against Carlton. He said son if I had my time again, I would’ve knocked the whole side out. Being a sailor he was a good campaigner and paid for all the piss!

 

[Wosh]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAMSHEET

PREMIERSHIP DEFENCE, S34 Grand Final vs Bombers

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore
HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - Barrels
C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8
HF: _Mike_ - hotchilli - royboy2
F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: DERRINALPHIL - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: Roylion - windyhill

Changes: Nil​

 

[philreich]

The problem with political jokes is they get elected

Two lions escaped recently from the Adelaide Zoo. One was recaptured quickly, but the other remained at large for several days. Eventually his luck ran out, and he was returned to his enclosure. His mate says to him, "How did you manage to avoid capture for so long?"

The other lion replies, "Well you see, I took up residence in Parliament House. I hid in the kitchen, and every now and then a politician would enter the kitchen, and I ate him. But of course nobody noticed they were gone, because let's face it - nobody cares about politicians."

His mate says," So how did you finally get caught? "

The lion says, "I made a big mistake - I ate the tea lady!!!"

 

[Wosh]

Dentistry is not very funny. I know one very funny dental joke but Wosh you are now the originator of the second funniest dental joke.

The joke is too long to put up but it is very very funny

I’ve got all night