DERRINALPHIL
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- Sep 16, 2001
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The only funny dental joke.
A couple meet on the dance floor and are getting on famously when the bloke suggests she might like to see his flat just down the road. She agrees with a lusty look so he escorts her back to his place.
As soon as they get in the door, he darts into the hall loo and carefully washes his hands. They move down the hall into the kitchen/living room/dinning room and after he washes his hands again he mixes them both a drink.
She glubs it down quickly and suggests they adjourn into the bed room and before 'you know what happens' he washes his hands in the on suite and again after the act, he washes his hands. When he comes back into the bedroom she looks up at him and says,"I think you might be a dentist".
"Why would you say that?", he asks.
"You wash your hands all the time', she replies.
"Yes I am a dentist and I wash my hands all day at work and I cannot stop doing it after work",
She then says, "I think you might be a very good dentist"
"Well I was dux of my year, every year. I am a periodontist (dental specialist) and are the current president of the ADA. A visiting fellow of the ITI and.. Hang on why do you think I am a good dentist?'
" Well" she said, "I never felt a thing"
A couple meet on the dance floor and are getting on famously when the bloke suggests she might like to see his flat just down the road. She agrees with a lusty look so he escorts her back to his place.
As soon as they get in the door, he darts into the hall loo and carefully washes his hands. They move down the hall into the kitchen/living room/dinning room and after he washes his hands again he mixes them both a drink.
She glubs it down quickly and suggests they adjourn into the bed room and before 'you know what happens' he washes his hands in the on suite and again after the act, he washes his hands. When he comes back into the bedroom she looks up at him and says,"I think you might be a dentist".
"Why would you say that?", he asks.
"You wash your hands all the time', she replies.
"Yes I am a dentist and I wash my hands all day at work and I cannot stop doing it after work",
She then says, "I think you might be a very good dentist"
"Well I was dux of my year, every year. I am a periodontist (dental specialist) and are the current president of the ADA. A visiting fellow of the ITI and.. Hang on why do you think I am a good dentist?'
" Well" she said, "I never felt a thing"
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