Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 10: Baghdad Bombers vs West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[HARPSichord]

Thanks for the team list, good to know who the opposition is.

Anyone not on that list, or on ours, is hereby considered as a target.

Watch out Cadsky.

 

[Jabba73]

Where is Jabba73 ?

You rang?

 

[Jabba73]

Ever since we put him in charge of shooping our images he’s been very quiet.

Cracked it, if you ask me.

That shit is not easy to learn at my age.

Crappy internet is not helping.

 

[Kilroy]

MayTheNorthBeWithU



You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?

 

[Jabba73]

MayTheNorthBeWithU

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You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?

Because you play for the Furies and have no heart?

 

[Kilroy]

Because you play for the Furies and have no heart?

Nah, mate.

He’s a Wonder.

 

[damicky]

MayTheNorthBeWithU

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You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?

 

[Kilroy]

Welcome all to the Wonders of Baghdad - the beauty and the mysteries that overpower the senses and beguile the mind.





When you arrive at Abdu you’ll be surprised at how fresh the old prison looks, repurposed as a sports facility.





It accommodates up to 100 players and officials in a labyrinth of cells, lounges, kitchens, showers and bunkers.





There’s also a bar, and you’ll find the locals are most friendly.

 

[Kilroy]

Somebody's a fan of Blade Runner lol

• Holden : You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
  Leon : What one?
  Holden : What?
  Leon : What desert?
  Holden : It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
  Leon : But, how come I'd be there?
  Holden : Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
  Leon : Tortoise? What's that?
  Holden : [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?
  Leon : Of course!
  Holden : Same thing.
  Leon : I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
  Holden : You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
  Leon : Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
  Holden : The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
  Leon : [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
  Holden : I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
  [Leon has become visibly shaken]
  Holden : They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

Mate, you’re ruining the test FFS!

 

[gab213]

Mate, you’re ruining the test FFS!

What? I don't see anything about it except for in your quote

 

[Kilroy]

What? I don't see anything about it except for in your quote

Hi Bombers

Looking forward to meeting you all!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Welcome all to the Wonders of Baghdad - the beauty and the mysteries that overpower the senses and beguile the mind.

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When you arrive at Abdu you’ll be surprised at how fresh the old prison looks, repurposed as a sports facility.

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It accommodates up to 100 players and officials in a labyrinth of cells, lounges, kitchens, showers and bunkers.

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There’s also a bar, and you’ll find the locals are most friendly.

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lol I see someone liked the Faraway Tree OP

 

[Pugsley]

No matter. It was simply …..

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Siabama?

 

[ClarkeM]

TL;DR

Hope you pass grade 2 mate

 

[Pugsley]

Hope you pass grade 2 mate

I repeated it 5 times then they gave up on moved me onto grade 3.

 

[Jabba73]

Hope you pass grade 2 mate

Me too. Some of my original classmates kids are due to join me next year if I don’t.

 

[HARPSichord]

Me too. Some of my original classmates kids are due to join me next year if I don’t.

Don't beat yourself up about not being good at shooping then. Can't imagine too many folk at grade 2 level can do any better!

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Very useful for my uni assignments.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

MayTheNorthBeWithU

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You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hello Sun Ra

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Happy Wednesday Frothies Mcveigh!

 

[Kilroy]

Hello Sun Ra

Tomorrow mate.

lol I see someone liked the Faraway Tree OP

Kudos to Falconista for the paparazzi snap.

 

[jezzajay]

Welcome all to the Wonders of Baghdad - the beauty and the mysteries that overpower the senses and beguile the mind.

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When you arrive at Abdu you’ll be surprised at how fresh the old prison looks, repurposed as a sports facility.

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It accommodates up to 100 players and officials in a labyrinth of cells, lounges, kitchens, showers and bunkers.

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There’s also a bar, and you’ll find the locals are most friendly.

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Looks hellish...

Love beating the Bombers...in all aspects of sport.

 

[damicky]

Happy Wednesday Frothies Mcveigh!

Happy Wednesday HARPSichord !

Thanks again for the back massage