Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 3 - Mount Buller Demons vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC @ Snow Dome

[Yakker]

I don’t know, I never looked back. And I’ve plenty of padding. So if it did, I didn’t feel it.

Hmmmm maybe it hit you in the noggin mate?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Hmmmm maybe it hit you in the noggin mate?

Nah, you wouldn’t have a door left if it hit me on the bonce.

 

[Wickzki]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET

Season 35: ROUND 3 vs MT. Puller Semons

B: The Jesus / BRAB / Ned_Flanders

HB: Over The Post / Tigerturbulance / Fleabane

C: Callums_Guns / Robertio / U2tigers

HF: Ligma / Braklet / Mobbs

F: kenneyswarriors / Bonz / haydo

Foll: Elton Johns Wig / kananooks / Mrs Turbo

INT: Wickzki / Heisenberg_​

Time once again to super sub and Teddy Hopkins this shit

 

[Yakker]

#yakker200

#fanfare

thoughrs Headless ?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Good evening everyone and pardon the interruption.

Firstly let me say this match should be a cracker. It brings two of my fave opponents together and the result will go to the wire.

As a supporter of their bid, the OOB kindly gave me an Associate Professorship. In essence this entitled me to run up a bar tab for rum and cocoa that made my eyes bleed. As a failed minor Roman poet, my pension ain’t great and I am hoping Tigerturbulance will help me out.

I may be a reticent member of the Wonders but I must say the Dees occupy a special place in my tiny black heart. The Dees may be the lesser Foundation Club (cf, the extraordinary almanacs of Hate ) but they are our small sibling and the Wonders’ kind regards are always with them.

Secondly I would like to draw the attention of both Teams to the Wonders Festival that is the obvious stand out feature of Round 3. We are delighted Kennedy Parker is the Patron of the Festival.

You are all welcome to participate in and enjoy the many events we are staging this week.

Horrie, out.

 

[Mobbs]

Secondly I would like to draw the attention of both Teams to the Wonders Festival that is the obvious stand out feature of Round 3. We are delighted Kennedy Parker is the Patron of the Festival.

This sounds stupid.

 

[Mobbs]

Every time you say culture Mobbs all I can see is that chair.
Have a s**t day at work…please tell me you don’t take your own laptop in.

What chair?
Pics or gtfo.
Then pics or gtfo.
Then gtfo!

 

[Mobbs]

Hello old timer

Call me a legend.

 

[Mobbs]

You wagging work to spend the day with me? How sweet.
Don’t get fired or it’s back to devon on cultured bread for you!

I'm back from work now Wosh . Sorry to deprive you for so long. Were you ok?

 

[Mobbs]

WHAT THE???????????????

Ehehehehe hehehe!

 

[Mobbs]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET

Season 35: ROUND 3 vs MT. Puller Semons

B: The Jesus / BRAB / Ned_Flanders

HB: Over The Post / Tigerturbulance / Fleabane

C: Callums_Guns / Robertio / U2tigers

HF: Ligma / Braklet / Mobbs

F: kenneyswarriors / Bonz / haydo

Foll: Elton Johns Wig / kananooks / Mrs Turbo

INT: Wickzki / Heisenberg_​

Wait a minute! Every match last year I was bold. But this week it's Wickzki . This is very curious!

 

[Mobbs]

campaigner.. funniest post ive read all season

Now I have to go back and see the context. But I'll bet I was right!

 

[Yakker]

Good evening everyone and pardon the interruption.

Firstly let me say this match should be a cracker. It brings two of my fave opponents together and the result will go to the wire.

As a supporter of their bid, the OOB kindly gave me an Associate Professorship. In essence this entitled me to run up a bar tab for rum and cocoa that made my eyes bleed. As a failed minor Roman poet, my pension ain’t great and I am hoping Tigerturbulance will help me out.

I may be a reticent member of the Wonders but I must say the Dees occupy a special place in my tiny black heart. The Dees may be the lesser Foundation Club (cf, the extraordinary almanacs of Hate ) but they are our small sibling and the Wonders’ kind regards are always with them.

Secondly I would like to draw the attention of both Teams to the Wonders Festival that is the obvious stand out feature of Round 3. We are delighted Kennedy Parker is the Patron of the Festival.

You are all welcome to participate in and enjoy the many events we are staging this week.

Horrie, out.

Sorry mate, everyone’s getting ready for next round

#yakker200
#fanfare

 

[Mobbs]

Not a lot, usual banter back and forth plus Headless making a failed attempt to recreate the "funny guy" scene from Goodfellas. Pretty cringeworthy, best glossed over, fortunately the rest of his posts have been up to scratch.

C'mon Mr OTP, get it right (get it right).
TYVM for this damn earworm

 

[Mobbs]

I love nahnah

And that's saying something considering you are the anthisesis of love.

 

[Yakker]

This sounds stupid.

hello Mr Mobbs

 

[Mobbs]

hello Mr Mobbs

Call me a legend.

 

[Mobbs]

This bloke tearing the crap out of Disney remakes is bloody awesome!

 

[Ligma]

This sounds stupid.

Love you Mobbs, you funny campaigner

 

[Yakker]

This sounds stupid.

 

[Mobbs]

Yes.

 

[sante]

Wait a minute! Every match last year I was bold. But this week it's Wickzki . This is very curious!

Did you get Elton Johns Wig ?

 

[Yakker]

This bloke tearing the crap out of Disney remakes is bloody awesome!

Is that you Mobbs?

 

[Fleabane]

This sounds stupid.

Anything with the word Wonders in front of it is going to struggle.

 

[Mobbs]

Is that you Mobbs?

Well NOW it is!