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[Tonga Bob]

What can I say ?
When I started Supercoach many, many moons ago, I wanted a fearless, skilled, talented team with a dash of class, so I named it after a modern day warrior in Ken Hunter and kept the name for all things footy.
It's similar to the bigger the car the smaller the dick thing, I'm 4ft of ugly, and as mean as a bowl of custard.

Ol' Kenny Hunter did some of his best work for WA in State of Origin, good choice.

Dunno about your car analogy though. The smaller the car, the more clowns you can fit inside it.

 

[Sun Ra]

A second Warrior rookie this season! Welcome aboard.

Nice try Tonga Bob. He's nominated Baghdad and that's where he be going bro.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nice try Tonga Bob. He's nominated Baghdad and that's where he be going bro.

Oh no, you misunderstand me my optically-challenged friend. We at Coney Island are as full as a Whore Tree with a runny nose so aren't looking for any further recruits. I'm just loving the number of Warrior rookies making their way to other clubs - first Aucklander and now Ken Hunter (first name Far ). That way when someone asks me where the Warrior rookies are this season I can point to these two kids and say "Here you go" before closing the door on them Michael Scott style. It's a win-win situation.

 

[Sun Ra]

Oh no, you misunderstand me my optically-challenged friend. We at Coney Island are as full as a Whore Tree with a runny nose so aren't looking for any further recruits. I'm just loving the number of Warrior rookies making their way to other clubs - first Aucklander and now Ken Hunter (first name Far ). That way when someone asks me where the Warrior rookies are this season I can point to these two kids and say "Here you go" before closing the door on them Michael Scott style. It's a win-win situation.

Your level of subtlety was just too good for me on this occasion. Sorry for jumping to conclusions.

 

[Cadsky]

Ol' Kenny Hunter did some of his best work for WA in State of Origin, good choice.

Dunno about your car analogy though. The smaller the car, the more clowns you can fit inside it.

Picture of Warriors team bus

 

[Tonga Bob]

Picture of Warriors team bus
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You driving?

 

[Cadsky]

The smaller the car, the more clowns you can fit inside it.

You driving?

I don't play for the warriors

 

[Tonga Bob]

I don't play for the warriors

Cadsky the Clown has a nice ring to it though.

 

[Barrybran]

Picture of Warriors team bus
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Black and yellow. Clearly belongs to the Furies. Surprised they haven't painted it yet.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I don't play for the warriors

Wanderers ?

 

[damicky]

I don't play for the warriors

Wanderers ?

W***ers

 

[sante]

W***ers

When did you re-brand?

 

[Cadsky]

Wanderers ?

I'm an ex Wonders captain and legend who single handedly saved them from the brink of folding.

I'm currently a Royals legend who single handedly made them more relevant than they have been since S28

 

[Sun Ra]

I'm an ex Wonders captain and legend who single handedly saved them from the brink of folding.

I'm currently a Royals legend who single handedly made them more relevant than they have been since S28

........ and your point is ?

 

[Senor M]

W***ers

Since when was Wonders censored on BigFooty?

 

[Cadsky]

........ and your point is ?

I knew the Bombers were struggling, but having to explain myself is a new low.

Take a seat and let me explain this to you very slowly and as clearly as I possibly can.

I'm. A. Legend.

 

[Senor M]

I'm Legend.

Ok Will Smith

 

[Cadsky]

Ok Will Smith

Enjoy your ban

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Name (your BigFooty username):Kenneyswarriors
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How did you hear about the S.F.A?:some nut insisted on it

 

[Ligma]

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How did you hear about the S.F.A?:some nut insisted on it

Good to see you come over to the classier side

 

[ClarkeM]

Name (your BigFooty username):Kenneyswarriors
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How did you hear about the S.F.A?:some nut insisted on it

We were warned about you. I believe the Gumbies need you more than the Old Boys.

 

[damicky]

We were warned about you. I believe the Gumbies need you more than the Old Boys.

His Bombers Qareer was even shorter than my Furies one

 

[jackster83]

Name (your BigFooty username):Kenneyswarriors
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How did you hear about the S.F.A?:some nut insisted on it

He slept,
He stole,
He was rude to the supporters.
Still, there goes the best damn player the Bombers ever had.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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How did you hear about the S.F.A?:some nut insisted on it

Dear kenneyswarriors,

As much as other clubs could do with your qooty talents, it is with great pleasure that the Ophidian Old Boys accept your application to join Spotswood Campus. Your obvious breeding and intellect will thrive in our Old Boys supportive and inclusive environment. Being the first camel admitted into our establishment is something that excites us all as we increase our player diversification profile.

Yours in making the Sweet FA great again

Tigeturbulance
Chancellor Spotswood Campus

 

[okeydoke7]

#JusticeforPhilreich