Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 1: Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals @ Ljp86's Lair

[GreyCrow]

Is it an oxymoron to call it topless shirtfront?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Is it an oxymoron to call it topless shirtfront?

Shirtless Topfront??

 

[DragoDelph]

Round 1 is here Royals! Lets get stuck into these muppets.



GreyCrow Smartys Power Lomas McRobie Golumless krakouers Kapow!!! nahnah gouki88 Bianconeri Ulahoopski Brenton Davy RilesMacca Memphis MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky hotchilli weltschmerz projectv SarahSmiles caesar88 brahj Membling NTRabbit CakeEater Camros2

Hey serial_thrilla , sock puppet week!

 

[DragoDelph]

You heard of St George right?

Sounds made up

 

[Cadsky]

Spineless, gutless AND brainless??

Tad harsh maybe??

I'm nothing if not honest

 

[Brenton Davy]

I'm nothing if not honest

Brutally so…

 

[Hatchy1992]

Im here and ready to burn some Royals this week!

 

[DragoDelph]

KThere’s only one royal worth acknowledging…

 

[grumbleguts]

Oh the royals in my first game hey? Oh we gonna whoop these muppets so damn bad.

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Whatever your analyst is doing isn't working. I know a guy who can help.

 

[grumbleguts]

Oh Sh!t! Just noticed, it's the dragons. I'm out.


Look mum, I can paste a gif!

 

[Cadsky]

Look mum, I can paste a gif!

I mean, you're not wrong but it'll be better if you hang around this week.

 

[GreyCrow]

Im here and ready to burn some Royals this week!

NTTAWWT


Oh I thought you said Turn

NTTAWWT

 

[GreyCrow]

Hey serial_thrilla , sock puppet week!

Better hope its not a Pinocchio puppet

 

[big_icky]

Gold City Royals sounds like a real working class team, keen for some rough and tumble, blue collar qooty!

 

[Cadsky]

Gold City Royals sounds like a real working class team, keen for some rough and tumble, blue collar qooty!

I like you. Welcome to the Sweet FA!

 

[DragoDelph]

Oh Sh!t! Just noticed, it's the dragons. I'm out.


Look mum, I can paste a gif!

Strong username to post correlation

 

[Cadsky]

I reeaaaaallly hope we get graced by the presence of Lbaddie29 this week!

 

[DragoDelph]

Gold City Royals sounds like a real working class team, keen for some rough and tumble, blue collar qooty!

Did you leave the sarcasm sign at home again?

 

[big_icky]

Did you leave the sarcasm sign at home again?

I apologise, I made a poor assumption of our opponents’ mental faculties.

 

[Greenery]

thanks mate. you're first match thread as captain and you're already better at it than me. be careful though, you're setting the bar too high. you're supposed to start off with a teamsheet error or something first so they dont expect too much from you.

I have literally prepared my whole life for this moment, do you think this is a game bitch? This is the ****ing SFA.

I spent every night for the past 3 years dreaming that one day I could become an SFA captain.
"Think it, Dream it, Do it" I chanted to myself over and over until one morning, the lights changed I felt a cool mist in the air.

A Dragon spoke to me, he said come to Dragon Island and I'll make a Dragon out of you. Ever since that vision came to me I have been using advanced plastic surgery techniques to transform my physical body into that of a Dragon in the hopes that one day, I can become the best captain in the SFA.

This might be a game to you little punks, but to me, this is my life!

 

[Cadsky]

I like you. Welcome to the Sweet FA!

I apologise, I made a poor assumption of our opponents’ mental faculties.

 

[hotchilli]

A nice percentage booster to start the season.

 

[Cadsky]

I have literally prepared my whole life for this moment, do you think this is a game bitch? This is the ******* SFA.

I spent every night for the past 3 years dreaming that one day I could become an SFA captain.
"Think it, Dream it, Do it" I chanted to myself over and over until one morning, the lights changed I felt a cool mist in the air.

A Dragon spoke to me, he said come to Dragon Island and I'll make a Dragon out of you. Ever since that vision came to me I have been using advanced plastic surgery techniques to transform my physical body into that of a Dragon in the hopes that one day, I can become the best captain in the SFA.

This might be a game to you little punks, but to me, this is my life!

 

[grumbleguts]

Strong username to post correlation

Wow! I haven't ever seen that before, in those exact words. /sarcasm.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I have literally prepared my whole life for this moment, do you think this is a game bitch? This is the ******* SFA.

I spent every night for the past 3 years dreaming that one day I could become an SFA captain.
"Think it, Dream it, Do it" I chanted to myself over and over until one morning, the lights changed I felt a cool mist in the air.

A Dragon spoke to me, he said come to Dragon Island and I'll make a Dragon out of you. Ever since that vision came to me I have been using advanced plastic surgery techniques to transform my physical body into that of a Dragon in the hopes that one day, I can become the best captain in the SFA.

This might be a game to you little punks, but to me, this is my life!

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