Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 3 - East Side Phoenix v Sin City Swamprats @ The Eyrie

philreich · Aug 15, 2023

Jhye Clark 13 said:
I wasn't talking about on-field performance.

Ummm OK - were you talking about drinking ability?

philreich · Aug 15, 2023

So it's Spain v Australia or England.......

thewizardmelon · Aug 15, 2023

philreich said:
So it's Spain v Australia or England.......

Am I crazy or has Spain remained underrated? How USA/Sweden/Netherlands all didn’t make it out of that side is wild

jackster83 · Aug 15, 2023

philreich said:
So it's Spain v Australia or England.......

I just want to know if we're getting a public holiday.

philreich · Aug 15, 2023

jackster83 said:
I just want to know if we're getting a public holiday.

I think there's more of a chance that TedDougChris will join the Bombers.

Kennedy Parker · Aug 15, 2023

Aloha Phoenix Suns.

In the SPAM FL, the East Side HAWKS are 2 from 2 and second on the ladder. Twice as good a record as the East Side Phoenix.

thewizardmelon por_please_ya

I believe this is all the evidence you need to rebrand the club back to the East Side HAWKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League Ladder After Round 2

Teams	P	W	L	D	FOR	AGST	%	PTS	WIN%
LAS VEGAS ISOTOPES	2	2	0	0	265	193	137.31%	8	100%
EAST SIDE HAWKS	2	2	0	0	208	173	120.23%	8	100%
ALBERTON SWAMPRATS	2	2	0	0	221	184	120.11%	8	100%
TITTYBONG THUNDER	2	2	0	0	248	234	105.98%	8	100%
SPOTSWOOD SERPENTS	2	1	1	0	227	202	112.38%	4	50%
THE R.O.I	2	1	1	0	165	166	99.40%	4	50%
CONEY ISLAND PROSPECTS	2	1	1	0	171	176	97.16%	4	50%
SOUTHERN DRAGONS	2	1	1	0	222	253	87.75%	4	50%
SEVENTH WONDERS	1	0	1	0	107	111	96.40%	0	0%
BAGHDAD BANDITS	1	0	1	0	113	120	94.17%	0	0%
GOLD CITY PAUPERS	2	0	2	0	240	270	88.89%	0	0%
WESTEROS DIREWOLVES	2	0	2	0	202	229	88.21%	0	0%
THE HEIGHTS DEMONS	2	0	2	0	180	258	69.77%	0	0%

Itsmyshow · Aug 15, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:
Aloha Phoenix Suns.

In the SPAM FL, the East Side HAWKS are 2 from 2 and second on the ladder. Twice as good a record as the East Side Phoenix.

thewizardmelon por_please_ya

I believe this is all the evidence you need to rebrand the club back to the East Side HAWKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League Ladder After Round 2

Teams P W L D FOR AGST % PTS WIN%
LAS VEGAS ISOTOPES 2 2 0 0 265 193 137.31% 8 100%
EAST SIDE HAWKS 2 2 0 0 208 173 120.23% 8 100%
ALBERTON SWAMPRATS 2 2 0 0 221 184 120.11% 8 100%
TITTYBONG THUNDER 2 2 0 0 248 234 105.98% 8 100%
SPOTSWOOD SERPENTS 2 1 1 0 227 202 112.38% 4 50%
THE R.O.I 2 1 1 0 165 166 99.40% 4 50%
CONEY ISLAND PROSPECTS 2 1 1 0 171 176 97.16% 4 50%
SOUTHERN DRAGONS 2 1 1 0 222 253 87.75% 4 50%
SEVENTH WONDERS 1 0 1 0 107 111 96.40% 0 0%
BAGHDAD BANDITS 1 0 1 0 113 120 94.17% 0 0%
GOLD CITY PAUPERS 2 0 2 0 240 270 88.89% 0 0%
WESTEROS DIREWOLVES 2 0 2 0 202 229 88.21% 0 0%
THE HEIGHTS DEMONS 2 0 2 0 180 258 69.77% 0 0%

Kennedy Parker · Aug 15, 2023

Itsmyshow said:

Not a fan of the Hawks IMS?

Itsmyshow · Aug 16, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:
Not a fan of the Hawks IMS?

Kennedy Parker · Aug 16, 2023

Itsmyshow said:

jackster83 · Aug 16, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:
Aloha Phoenix Suns.

In the SPAM FL, the East Side HAWKS are 2 from 2 and second on the ladder. Twice as good a record as the East Side Phoenix.

thewizardmelon por_please_ya

I believe this is all the evidence you need to rebrand the club back to the East Side HAWKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League Ladder After Round 2

Teams P W L D FOR AGST % PTS WIN%
LAS VEGAS ISOTOPES 2 2 0 0 265 193 137.31% 8 100%
EAST SIDE HAWKS 2 2 0 0 208 173 120.23% 8 100%
ALBERTON SWAMPRATS 2 2 0 0 221 184 120.11% 8 100%
TITTYBONG THUNDER 2 2 0 0 248 234 105.98% 8 100%
SPOTSWOOD SERPENTS 2 1 1 0 227 202 112.38% 4 50%
THE R.O.I 2 1 1 0 165 166 99.40% 4 50%
CONEY ISLAND PROSPECTS 2 1 1 0 171 176 97.16% 4 50%
SOUTHERN DRAGONS 2 1 1 0 222 253 87.75% 4 50%
SEVENTH WONDERS 1 0 1 0 107 111 96.40% 0 0%
BAGHDAD BANDITS 1 0 1 0 113 120 94.17% 0 0%
GOLD CITY PAUPERS 2 0 2 0 240 270 88.89% 0 0%
WESTEROS DIREWOLVES 2 0 2 0 202 229 88.21% 0 0%
THE HEIGHTS DEMONS 2 0 2 0 180 258 69.77% 0 0%

Might be time for us to start sandbagging.

Itsmyshow · Aug 16, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:

Krazy Kris · Aug 16, 2023

Round 3, this is when the Swamprats generally start tanking right?

Kennedy Parker · Aug 16, 2023

The East Side HAWKS produced superstars like The Jesus, who have the Phoenix produced lately?

philreich · Aug 16, 2023

Krazy Kris said:
Round 3, this is when the Swamprats generally start tanking right?

Well we'll be tanking you very much for gifting us the 4 points on Sunday........

GotTheGoodes · Aug 16, 2023

jackster83 said:
Round 3 and still no home game?

Clearly a plot to disrupt our season.

Take it to the Admin Skip!! Heads need to roll aroun......

GotTheGoodes · Aug 16, 2023

Callums_Guns said:

Bugger.

thewizardmelon · Aug 16, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:
Aloha Phoenix Suns.

In the SPAM FL, the East Side HAWKS are 2 from 2 and second on the ladder. Twice as good a record as the East Side Phoenix.

thewizardmelon por_please_ya

I believe this is all the evidence you need to rebrand the club back to the East Side HAWKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League Ladder After Round 2

Teams P W L D FOR AGST % PTS WIN%
LAS VEGAS ISOTOPES 2 2 0 0 265 193 137.31% 8 100%
EAST SIDE HAWKS 2 2 0 0 208 173 120.23% 8 100%
ALBERTON SWAMPRATS 2 2 0 0 221 184 120.11% 8 100%
TITTYBONG THUNDER 2 2 0 0 248 234 105.98% 8 100%
SPOTSWOOD SERPENTS 2 1 1 0 227 202 112.38% 4 50%
THE R.O.I 2 1 1 0 165 166 99.40% 4 50%
CONEY ISLAND PROSPECTS 2 1 1 0 171 176 97.16% 4 50%
SOUTHERN DRAGONS 2 1 1 0 222 253 87.75% 4 50%
SEVENTH WONDERS 1 0 1 0 107 111 96.40% 0 0%
BAGHDAD BANDITS 1 0 1 0 113 120 94.17% 0 0%
GOLD CITY PAUPERS 2 0 2 0 240 270 88.89% 0 0%
WESTEROS DIREWOLVES 2 0 2 0 202 229 88.21% 0 0%
THE HEIGHTS DEMONS 2 0 2 0 180 258 69.77% 0 0%

Talk to me if they go undefeated

Answer is still no

Harvey Manfrenjensenden · Aug 16, 2023

Chipmunk I got kicked off Chess.com for sandbagging this week. Why would you do this too me?

Chipmunk · Aug 16, 2023

The Jesus said:
Chipmunk I got kicked off Chess.com for sandbagging this week. Why would you do this too me?

I didn’t report you!

Harvey Manfrenjensenden · Aug 16, 2023

Chipmunk said:
I didn’t report you!

I know, I entered a tournament where the pieces start in different positions by mistake. I didn't get the game so I resigned from about 10 games and didn't think anything of it. They said I was trying to manipulate my rating under sandbagging rules. i didn't even know that was a thing.

Chipmunk · Aug 16, 2023

The Jesus said:
I know, I entered a tournament where the pieces start in different positions by mistake. I didn't get the game so I resigned from about 10 games and didn't think anything of it. They said I was trying to manipulate my rating under sandbagging rules. i didn't even know that was a thing.

Oh Fischer Random. The idea is you can’t learn the moves from the start so it’s a leveller.

I have heard of sandbagging in real life but you can’t prove it, you just mutter how it’s against the spirit of the game and move on. I guess it’s right to do it online.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden · Aug 16, 2023

Chipmunk said:
Oh Fischer Random. The idea is you can’t learn the moves from the start so it’s a leveller.

I have heard of sandbagging in real life but you can’t prove it, you just mutter how it’s against the spirit of the game and move on. I guess it’s right to do it online.

I find normal chess hard enough without having to learn new lines.

I had to fill out a form to try and get my account reactivated. I've spent the better part of 12 months trying to increase my rating not lower it to win some tournament lol. Anyway I was in the middle of some good games I hope i haven't lost them.

por_please_ya · Aug 16, 2023

Kennedy Parker said:
Aloha Phoenix Suns.

In the SPAM FL, the East Side HAWKS are 2 from 2 and second on the ladder. Twice as good a record as the East Side Phoenix.

thewizardmelon por_please_ya

I believe this is all the evidence you need to rebrand the club back to the East Side HAWKS IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League Ladder After Round 2

Teams P W L D FOR AGST % PTS WIN%
LAS VEGAS ISOTOPES 2 2 0 0 265 193 137.31% 8 100%
EAST SIDE HAWKS 2 2 0 0 208 173 120.23% 8 100%
ALBERTON SWAMPRATS 2 2 0 0 221 184 120.11% 8 100%
TITTYBONG THUNDER 2 2 0 0 248 234 105.98% 8 100%
SPOTSWOOD SERPENTS 2 1 1 0 227 202 112.38% 4 50%
THE R.O.I 2 1 1 0 165 166 99.40% 4 50%
CONEY ISLAND PROSPECTS 2 1 1 0 171 176 97.16% 4 50%
SOUTHERN DRAGONS 2 1 1 0 222 253 87.75% 4 50%
SEVENTH WONDERS 1 0 1 0 107 111 96.40% 0 0%
BAGHDAD BANDITS 1 0 1 0 113 120 94.17% 0 0%
GOLD CITY PAUPERS 2 0 2 0 240 270 88.89% 0 0%
WESTEROS DIREWOLVES 2 0 2 0 202 229 88.21% 0 0%
THE HEIGHTS DEMONS 2 0 2 0 180 258 69.77% 0 0%

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