Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

[Art Vandelay_]

You should record these little conversations you have with yourself.

Play them back, really listen to what you're saying.

That way, you'd uppercut yourself rather than requiring the hired help to do so.

The more I force you to spend on hired help. Funny concept, people being willing to work for you - our resident doofus.

But I digress, the more you spend on them the longer you have to spend living in your cardboard box.

And that’s a win for us all.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Friend GotTheGoodes how the hell are you?

Moving house so bit stiff & sore... Mainly stiff.

You?

 

[philreich]

So that you don't get to talk?

Sounds like a Wonders match thread .

 

[philreich]

We have a game plan now?

Next people will be suggesting that we should wear pants on game day, or even worse - turn up to the ground sober!!!!!

 

[Firestarter]

Next people will be suggesting that we should wear pants on game day, or even worse - turn up to the ground sober!!!!!

To be fair, being sober is realising you like lemonade more than vodka.

 

[jackster83]

Next people will be suggesting that we should wear pants on game day, or even worse - turn up to the ground sober!!!!!

I'd almost rather request a trade to the Gumbies than rock up sober.

Almost.

 

[spookism]

Afternoon friends, teammates, people I kinda know and the rest (you know who you are)

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

They aren't even in the Top 5 of Parking the Bus. You're going to get a real show of how busses are parked.

Why not just throw them under the bus?

 

[Firestarter]

Why not just throw them under the bus?

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Why make the buses suffer?

 

[Millky95]

We have a game plan now?

I believe it was kick it to okeydoke7 but then he tapped out at 1000

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

They aren't even in the Top 5 of Parking the Bus. You're going to get a real show of how busses are parked.

These imposters probably don't even know their Kassel Sondberbords from their Dresden Combibords.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Hello Bears

oh yeah

 

[Firestarter]

I believe it was kick it to okeydoke7 but then he tapped out at 1000

Seriously how many games are there in a calendar year to make this possible?

 

[Millky95]

Seriously how many games are there in a calendar year to make this possible?

1 day to kick 1000

Not enough for okeydoke7 to talk about it

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

oh yeah

Hey Josh

 

[Tandy]

Last time I played the swampies antbear was stinkin up the joint. Nice to see the smell still lingers.

 

[Firestarter]

My wife went to the Melbourne Cup once. She didn't appreciate it when they tried to put a saddle on her.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Why not just throw them under the bus?

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Hey, look I found a Champions League trophy under the bus.

 

[Firestarter]

Hey, look I found a Champions League trophy under the bus.

And your resume.

 

[JoseMourinho]

And your resume.

Oh, that was for the Bayern Job.

 

[Firestarter]

Oh, that was for the Bayern Job.

I hate them so much.

 

[Matera92]

The more I force you to spend on hired help. Funny concept, people being willing to work for you - our resident doofus.

But I digress, the more you spend on them the longer you have to spend living in your cardboard box.

And that’s a win for us all.

 

[Firestarter]

 

[Senor M]

My wife went to the Melbourne Cup once. She didn't appreciate it when they tried to put a saddle on her.

Is that your wife?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

It's sad that you're so jealous of me you need to constantly tear me down. Let me blossom.