Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

[philreich]

Swamprats smell bad
Their Guernsey looks bad
All we need now is Rodney Dangerfield to sing and that's 3 of our 5 senses hurt

I also hope Sunday's result hurts your feelings......

 

[Firestarter]

We will give them up, let them down, then turn around and desert them.

 

[BloodySwan]

I released my own fragrance last week. Unfortunately nobody else in the car liked it......

Everyone knows the way to a swamprats heart isn't through it's heart

 

[guero]

Swamprats smell bad
Their Guernsey looks bad
All we need now is Rodney Dangerfield to sing and that's 3 of our 5 senses hurt

Is Rodders at U2tigers levels of tone deaf?

 

[guero]

Lucky I packed these bad boys.

 

[Firestarter]

So that you don't get to talk?

 

[guero]

So that you don't get to talk?

Exactly. I’m not big on convos, and as soon as people see I’m in the Zone they just don’t bother.

 

[U2tigers]

Is Rodders at U2tigers levels of tone deaf?

That is a bit harsh, I'm not known as Sweet's Crooner for nothing.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

With the Isotopes going so well surely you will have a worthy replacement to call upon?

How's that Wilfred K. Pringle going JoshWoodenSpoon ?

We're just sorting through the paperwork to get him eligible for our senior side. Unfortunately the League admin is a major stiff so it's an uphill battle.

 

[jackster83]

Sweet is so confusing. I’ve just reached the point of embracing the fact that other teams accuse us Bears of smelling bad and now you’re accusing other teams of smelling bad.

Must be something in the water.

 

[Firestarter]

Must be something in the water.

Zip

 

[guero]

That is a bit harsh, I'm not known as Sweet's Crooner for nothing.

Sorry mate, but the pet names you and Elton Johns Wig have for each other are really just words.

 

[Firestarter]

That is a bit harsh, I'm not known as Sweet's Crooner for nothing.

Or schooner.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Sorry mate, but the pet names you and Elton Johns Wig have for each other are really just words.

only cos it won't let me type the word campaigner......don't be fooled

 

[Firestarter]

only cos it won't let me type the word campaigner......don't be fooled

I thought that was the pet name.

 

[RookiePick]

If you haven't already, come on in and join us, Bears. It's the Battle of Las Vegas this week, and we are celebrating Jez's 200th game.

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My favourite Age Against the Machine album

 

[Millky95]

I also hope Sunday's result hurts your feelings......

Doubt it

 

[Millky95]

We will give them up, let them down, then turn around and desert them.

Talking about the game plan?

 

[Firestarter]

Talking about the game plan?

Our usual mixers.

 

[jackster83]

Talking about the game plan?

We have a game plan now?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

CountryLad's favourite opponents. Routinely demolishes the Rats.

 

[Matera92]

Shows how important I am. You are so inept at putting on a score that they needed a gun like me to make the defence very miserly for us to win.

You should record these little conversations you have with yourself.

Play them back, really listen to what you're saying.

That way, you'd uppercut yourself rather than requiring the hired help to do so.

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[Test Tickle]

Anybody come at you yet? We all need friends in here. I can be a friend to you.

done.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hello Bears