Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

[jackster83]

They aren't even in the Top 5 of Parking the Bus. You're going to get a real show of how busses are parked.

 

[guero]

Wow Las Vegas are 4-2 after 6 rounds just like last season!

This season is different. Yeah we’ve added some quality recruits in Tandy and JoseMourinho but tbh the biggest positive has been that hopeless moocher Supersuns leaving for browner pastures. It’s a classic win-win: Bears win with the big galoot off the list and Bears win again with the big galoot draggin’ down the Dragons.

 

[Matera92]

Imagine being so bad at goal kicking you get moved to defence.

Art Vandelay_, you should invite okeydoke7 to your support group of one.

 

[Matera92]

Decided I'll only quit the Bears when this happens between you and Matera92
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More likely to end like this.

 

[Test Tickle]

eww whats that smell…oh its the Swamprats, morning all.

 

[Test Tickle]

I will thump them with my thong.

Speaking of which, Ive left mine in the showers again I think.

 

[Firestarter]

Speaking of which, Ive left mine in the showers again I think.

Anybody come at you yet? We all need friends in here. I can be a friend to you.

 

[Millky95]

Speaking of which, Ive left mine in the showers again I think.

Happens with back to back away games

 

[guero]

eww whats that smell…oh its the Swamprats, morning all.

Sweet is so confusing. I’ve just reached the point of embracing the fact that other teams accuse us Bears of smelling bad and now you’re accusing other teams of smelling bad.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Imagine being so bad at goal kicking you get moved to defence.

Art Vandelay_, you should invite okeydoke7 to your support group of one.

Shows how important I am. You are so inept at putting on a score that they needed a gun like me to make the defence very miserly for us to win.

 

[BloodySwan]

Oh it's the Bears.

I'm gonna hibernate for 12 hours.

I joined 12 hrs later and we're already 4 pages deep!

 

[BloodySwan]

eww whats that smell…oh its the Swamprats, morning all.

We have a new fragrance coming out. I'm trying to get Depp to be the spokesman for it but it looks like we'll only get Amber Heard instead

 

[BloodySwan]

I'd be happy to do so on Sunday......

 

[BloodySwan]

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Why does this kid look like me yet nothing like me?

 

[BloodySwan]

Why does this kid look like me yet nothing like me?

There I fixed it

 

[BloodySwan]

Imagine being so bad at goal kicking you get moved to defence.

Art Vandelay_, you should invite okeydoke7 to your support group of one.

Too good it was unfair to everyone else

 

[guero]

We have a new fragrance coming out. I'm trying to get Depp to be the spokesman for it but it looks like we'll only get Amber Heard instead

Amber Heard promoting a scent made with ambergris…markets itself. You’re welcome.

 

[BloodySwan]

Sweet is so confusing. I’ve just reached the point of embracing the fact that other teams accuse us Bears of smelling bad and now you’re accusing other teams of smelling bad.

We know how beautiful a swamprat smells

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[Firestarter]

We have a new fragrance coming out. I'm trying to get Depp to be the spokesman for it but it looks like we'll only get Amber Heard instead

An amber herd of horses? How does that work?

 

[philreich]

We have a new fragrance coming out. I'm trying to get Depp to be the spokesman for it but it looks like we'll only get Amber Heard instead

I released my own fragrance last week. Unfortunately nobody else in the car liked it......

 

[Firestarter]

I released my own fragrance last week. Unfortunately nobody else in the car liked it......

That's not what they had in mind when you said you would spray au de toilette.

 

[Millky95]

Sweet is so confusing. I’ve just reached the point of embracing the fact that other teams accuse us Bears of smelling bad and now you’re accusing other teams of smelling bad.

Swamprats smell bad
Their Guernsey looks bad
All we need now is Rodney Dangerfield to sing and that's 3 of our 5 senses hurt

 

[Firestarter]

He never gets any respect.

 

[philreich]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa - not screaming hysterically like the other people in the car.