Official Match Thread Season 37, First Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

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1 : 3.57 {C} - The ruck contest is won by GreyCrow.
1 : 5.04 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Phar Ace.
1 : 5.04 {CHB} - Ed_Gein runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 5.04 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 5.06 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Aristotle Pickett was well placed to clean up.
1 : 5.06 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Ed_Gein.
1 : 5.06 {CHB} - Ed_Gein nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 5.06 {C} - He's still going.
1 : 5.06 {C} - Zevon drags Pure Grunt down beautifully.
1 : 5.09 {C} - Zevon assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 5.09 {C} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : 5.09 {C} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.1.1
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

1 : 5.1 {FB} - windyhill looks downfield.
1 : 5.1 {FB} - Pedro dispossesses him.
1 : 5.1 {FF} - Brenton Davy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.1 - <<< Smartys Power is coming on to replace SarahSmiles >>>
1 : 5.1 {FF} - Brenton Davy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.1 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Brenton Davy.
1 : 5.13 {FF} - It just scrapes in for a point.
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.2.2
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

1 : 5.2 {FB} - Mike to send the ball forward.
1 : 5.23 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to windyhill.
1 : 5.27 {rBP} - He elects to use Roylion and kicks in that direction.
1 : 5.31 {rBP} - Straight down the throat of the leading Roylion.
1 : 5.35 {rBP} - So Roylion ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 5.37 {rBP} - Whistle blows for kicking in danger.
1 : 5.41 {FF} - Brenton Davy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.46 {FF} - Brenton Davy flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 5.49 {FF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.3.3
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

1 : 5.56 {FB} - Mike slowing down the play.
1 : 6 {FB} - Mike is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 6.04 {FF} - Brenton Davy to send the ball forward.
1 : 6.06 {FF} - Brenton Davy has a shot at goal.
1 : 6.1 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.4.4
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

1 : 6.18 {FB} - windyhill looks downfield.
1 : 6.2 {FB} - Huge bump by Pedro on windyhill.
1 : 6.25 {FF} - Taking the ball is Brenton Davy.
1 : 6.29 {FF} - A quick snap from Brenton Davy.
1 : 6.33 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Brenton Davy.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.4.10
Roys FFC : 1.1.7
 

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1 : 6.35 {C} - DERRINALPHIL gets one hand to it.
1 : 6.43 {C} - Pure Grunt picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.48 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 6.51 {lHFF} - Bianconeri reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 6.54 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog has it.
1 : 6.58 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to royboy2.
1 : 7.02 {lHFF} - royboy2 is chased down by GreyCrow - great effort!.
1 : 7.05 {rHBF} - Bianconeri takes off.
1 : 7.08 {rHBF} - fitzroybowiedog sews Bianconeri up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 7.12 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - He kicks towards TheGoatBaron and grumbleguts.
1 : 7.2 {FF} - TheGoatBaron can't take it.
1 : 7.22 {FF} - The bounce favours TheGoatBaron and he is off and running.
1 : 7.26 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for TheGoatBaron.
1 : 7.31 {FF} - TheGoatBaron adds a behind to his team's tally.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.4.10
Roys FFC : 1.2.8

1 : 7.37 {FB} - With the ball is grumbleguts.
1 : 7.41 {FB} - grumbleguts nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.45 {FB} - TheGoatBaron gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 7.49 {FF} - The ball is now with TheGoatBaron.
1 : 7.51 {FF} - This could be a goal to TheGoatBaron.
1 : 7.55 {FF} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.4.10
Roys FFC : 2.2.14
 
1 : 8.18 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tapout.
1 : 8.24 {C} - Running with the ball is Zevon.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - Handballs to CakeEater.
1 : 8.33 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 8.37 {lW} - Footypie32 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 8.38 {lW} - Footypie32 with some space now.
1 : 8.43 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to Membling.
1 : 8.47 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Cadsky was well placed to clean up.
1 : 8.51 {lHFF} - SpecialBruce monsters Cadsky.
1 : 8.53 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - Handballs to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 9.01 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Ed_Gein.
1 : 9.06 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 9.07 {CHB} - Ed_Gein hits the ground running.
1 : 9.11 {CHB} - Penalised for running too far.
1 : 9.16 {CHF} - krakouers has it.
1 : 9.2 {lHFF} - He handpasses to hotchilli.
1 : 9.24 {lHFF} - That's deliberate out of bounds.
1 : 9.26 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.3 {rHBF} - That's kicking in danger.
1 : 9.34 {lHFF} - Now hotchilli has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.38 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to krakouers.
1 : 9.4 {CHF} - Quick hands to GreyCrow.
1 : 9.45 {CHF} - Cadsky runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 9.49 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to GreyCrow.
1 : 9.53 {CHF} - GreyCrow sure is going to want to find some redemption after that shank goes out on the full.
1 : 9.55 {CHB} - Ed_Gein signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.59 - <<< tigs2010 is coming on to replace Roylion >>>
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - Ed_Gein signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.09 {CHB} - Ed_Gein takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 10.13 {C} - Ed_Gein touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 10.18 {C} - He gets a handpass to royboy2.
1 : 10.22 {C} - No-look handpass to Pure Grunt.
1 : 10.26 {C} - Zevon nearly lost his fingers to a wayward Pure Grunt kick.
1 : 10.28 {rW} - CakeEater slowing down the play.
1 : 10.32 {rW} - CakeEater dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 10.36 {lHFF} - hotchilli calls for it.
1 : 10.4 {lHFF} - Absolute hanger by hotchilli!.
1 : 10.42 {lHFF} - Now hotchilli has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.46 {rFP} - A kick towards Pedro territory.
1 : 10.51 {rFP} - Pedro appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 10.55 {lBP} - windyhill has it.
1 : 10.56 {CHB} - Searching pass in the direction of Ed_Gein.
1 : 11.01 {CHB} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 11.05 {CHB} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
1 : 11.09 {CHB} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
1 : 11.11 {rHFF} - So Nothing ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.15 {rHFF} - Smashed by MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 11.19 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett scoops up the ball.
1 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to SpecialBruce.
1 : 11.25 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 11.3 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 11.34 {CHB} - krakouers claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 11.38 {CHF} - krakouers wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.4 {CHF} - krakouers didn't see that tackle coming from Ed_Gein.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - Ed_Gein sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 11.48 {lHBF} - He transfers play using MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 11.52 {lHBF} - Shocking kick and Nothing will take the mark.
1 : 11.56 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is Nothing.
1 : 11.58 {rHFF} - Nothing didn't see that tackle coming from MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 12.03 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.07 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to SpecialBruce.
1 : 12.11 {rW} - Hurried kick towards 3KZ is Football.
1 : 12.13 {rW} - He can't hold it.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - Footypie32 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - Footypie32 ran into 3KZ is Football and came off second-best.
1 : 12.25 {C} - Pure Grunt threads his way through traffic.
1 : 12.27 {C} - He handpasses to SpecialBruce.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to 3KZ is Football.
1 : 12.36 {C} - He gets a handpass to Pure Grunt.
1 : 12.4 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Phar Ace.
1 : 12.41 {lW} - Phar Ace appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 12.46 {rW} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 12.5 {rW} - Flicks it to GreyCrow.
1 : 12.54 {rW} - royboy2 monsters GreyCrow.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Quality gather by Phar Ace.
1 : 13 {lW} - Handballs to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 13.04 {lW} - DERRINALPHIL has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.08 {rHFF} - He involves Reardo in the play.
1 : 13.13 {rHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
1 : 13.15 {rHFF} - Unconvincing kicking style from Reardo and just one point results.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.4.16
Roys FFC : 2.3.15

1 : 13.23 {FB} - grumbleguts looks downfield.
1 : 13.27 {lHBF} - MrPremiership trying to offer a lead.
1 : 13.29 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of MrPremiership.
1 : 13.33 {lHBF} - MrPremiership has a paddock.
1 : 13.37 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Cadsky was well placed to clean up.
1 : 13.41 {lHBF} - Handballs to MrPremiership.
1 : 13.43 {lW} - Hands it off to Cadsky.
1 : 13.48 {lW} - SpecialBruce rides Cadsky into the ground.
1 : 13.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 13.56 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Phar Ace.
1 : 13.58 {lW} - Phar Ace marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - Phar Ace wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 14.06 {rHFF} - Reardo trying to offer a lead.
1 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Reardo.
1 : 14.12 {rHFF} - Reardo looks downfield.
1 : 14.16 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to royboy2.
1 : 14.21 {rHFF} - royboy2 seems to like his chances ....
1 : 14.25 {rHFF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.4.16
Roys FFC : 3.3.21
 
1 : 8 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 8.07 {C} - Zevon weaves through the congestion.
1 : 8.1 {C} - Zevon blazes away at goal.
1 : 8.14 {C} - What a happy fellow is Zevon.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.4.16
Roys FFC : 2.2.14
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1 : 14.29 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 14.35 {rW} - 3KZ is Football with a little space.
1 : 14.39 {rW} - Almost a throw to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 14.43 {rW} - There's been a push-out and DERRINALPHIL will lose the ball.
1 : 14.45 {C} - Zevon has it.
1 : 14.49 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Footypie32.
1 : 14.53 {C} - Quick hands to Zevon.
1 : 14.58 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Membling.
1 : 15 {rW} - Handpass to space. CakeEater runs onto it.
1 : 15.04 {rW} - No-look handpass to Cadsky.
1 : 15.08 {lW} - He gets a handpass to Footypie32.
1 : 15.12 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.14 {lW} - Footypie32 is chased down by 3KZ is Football - great effort!.
1 : 15.18 {lW} - Phar Ace with the ball now.
1 : 15.22 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 15.26 {lW} - DERRINALPHIL runs into Membling and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 15.28 {lW} - Footypie32 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 15.33 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Cadsky.
1 : 15.37 {lW} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
1 : 15.41 {lW} - Cadsky puts it through for a behind.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.5.17
Roys FFC : 3.3.21

1 : 15.47 {FB} - windyhill has possession.
1 : 15.51 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace 3KZ is Football >>>
1 : 16 {FB} - Now windyhill has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.01 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to royboy2.
1 : 16.06 {rHBF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 16.1 {rHBF} - A mark to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 16.14 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett looking for a lead.
1 : 16.16 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 16.2 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Aristotle Pickett was well placed to clean up.
1 : 16.24 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 16.28 {lW} - A short kick to Phar Ace.
1 : 16.3 {lW} - CakeEater is in the way and will mark.
1 : 16.34 {rW} - Now CakeEater has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.38 {rW} - Big ... big kick by CakeEater.
1 : 16.43 {rW} - I hesitate to say that CakeEater has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.6.18
Roys FFC : 3.3.21

1 : 16.49 {FB} - tigs2010 looks downfield.
1 : 16.53 {lHBF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 16.57 {lHBF} - Delicious kick to MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 16.59 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts takes off.
1 : 17.03 {lHBF} - Flicks it to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 17.07 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 17.12 {CHB} - krakouers rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 17.16 {rHFF} - Nothing looks downfield.
1 : 17.17 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to GreyCrow.
1 : 17.22 {rHFF} - royboy2 nearly lost his fingers to a wayward GreyCrow kick.
1 : 17.26 {lHBF} - Now MrsEddieBetts has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 17.3 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Ed_Gein.
1 : 17.32 {rHBF} - Finds Aristotle Pickett with a handball.
1 : 17.36 {C} - Pure Grunt trying to offer a lead.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Pure Grunt wrestles with Zevon - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 17.45 {C} - Pure Grunt looks downfield.
1 : 17.46 {rW} - Roylion screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 17.51 {rW} - Roylion at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 17.55 {rW} - So Roylion ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 17.59 {rW} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : 18.01 {rW} - Roylion's dobbed it.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.6.18
Roys FFC : 4.3.27
 
1 : 18.05 {C} - GreyCrow taps it down.
1 : 18.13 {rW} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 18.16 {rW} - CakeEater bounces the ball.
1 : 18.19 {rW} - His kick is out on the full.
1 : 18.23 {C} - The ball is now with Pure Grunt.
1 : 18.28 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.32 {rW} - Roylion bounces the ball.
1 : 18.34 {rW} - Heavy clash between Footypie32 and Roylion. Footypie32 comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 18.38 {lW} - Footypie32 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 18.42 {lW} - A poor handpass but Membling is up to the challenge.
1 : 18.46 {lW} - Membling bounces the ball.
1 : 18.48 {rW} - A poor handpass but CakeEater is up to the challenge.
1 : 18.52 {CHF} - He looks for krakouers.
1 : 18.57 {CHF} - krakouers sits on the head of Ed_Gein! Great mark.
1 : 19.01 {CHF} - krakouers has possession.
1 : 19.03 {CHF} - Almost a throw to GreyCrow.
1 : 19.07 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Membling.
1 : 19.11 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to GreyCrow.
1 : 19.15 {CHF} - The umpires rules a push-out. royboy2 will get the free.
1 : 19.17 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.21 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts runs into Nothing and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 19.25 {rHFF} - Nothing with some space now.
1 : 19.3 {lFP} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 19.32 {lFP} - tigs2010 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 19.36 {rBP} - tigs2010 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 19.4 {FB} - A wild kick laterally towards Mike.
1 : 19.44 {FB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 19.48 {FB} - Mike is now off and running.
1 : 19.5 {lBP} - windyhill screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 19.54 {lBP} - Spoilt by Pedro.
1 : 19.58 {FF} - Brenton Davy with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 20.02 {FF} - Brenton Davy has a shot at goal.
1 : 20.05 {FF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Brenton Davy.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 4.3.27
 

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1 : 20.08 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout.
1 : 20.17 {rW} - CakeEater picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 20.19 {rW} - Great tackle on CakeEater.
1 : 20.23 {rW} - Running with the ball is Roylion.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - He kicks towards JackNah_8 and nahnah.
1 : 20.31 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 20.34 {CHF} - With the ball is JackNah_8.
1 : 20.37 {CHF} - A poor handpass but SpecialBruce is up to the challenge.
1 : 20.42 {rFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Dicky Fitzwell to mark.
1 : 20.46 {rFP} - The ball spills free.
1 : 20.5 {rFP} - Not enough pressure on Dicky Fitzwell.
1 : 20.52 {rFP} - Memphis applies the tackle on Dicky Fitzwell.
1 : 20.56 {lBP} - Memphis weaves through the congestion.
1 : 21 {rHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 21.04 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 21.07 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog has possession.
1 : 21.1 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of TheGoatBaron.
1 : 21.15 {FF} - The ball drops short of TheGoatBaron.
1 : 21.19 {FB} - grumbleguts breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 21.21 {FB} - grumbleguts dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 21.25 {lBP} - Huge handpass to Memphis. As good as a kick.
1 : 21.29 {lBP} - Memphis sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 21.33 {lHBF} - He has another one.
1 : 21.36 {lHBF} - Another bounce taken by Memphis.
1 : 21.39 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running GreyCrow.
1 : 21.43 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Bianconeri.
1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Membling.
1 : 21.5 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 21.54 {lHBF} - MrPremiership wrestles with Reardo - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 21.58 {lHBF} - With the ball is MrPremiership.
1 : 22.02 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 22.04 {rW} - Huge handpass to CakeEater. As good as a kick.
1 : 22.08 {CHF} - Sees krakouers ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 22.12 {CHF} - Too long for krakouers and Ed_Gein marks.
1 : 22.16 {CHB} - Ed_Gein sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 22.21 - <<< SarahSmiles is coming on to replace MrPremiership >>>
1 : 22.27 {CHB} - Ed_Gein takes off.
1 : 22.31 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by krakouers on Ed_Gein.
1 : 22.35 {CHF} - The ball is now with krakouers.
1 : 22.37 {rFP} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 22.42 {rFP} - windyhill did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 22.45 {lBP} - windyhill with the ball now.
1 : 22.49 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running SpecialBruce.
1 : 22.52 {CHB} - A long pass towards Ed_Gein.
1 : 22.56 {CHB} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Ed_Gein.
1 : 23 {CHB} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
1 : 23.04 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Phar Ace.
1 : 23.06 {lW} - Phar Ace can't mark. CakeEater can.
1 : 23.1 {rW} - Now CakeEater has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.14 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 23.18 {lHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 23.21 {rHBF} - Now Aristotle Pickett has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.25 {lW} - He kicks towards Phar Ace and CakeEater.
1 : 23.28 {lW} - Phar Ace appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 23.32 {rW} - CakeEater sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.37 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Cadsky.
1 : 23.39 {rW} - What a tackle by SpecialBruce.
1 : 23.43 {C} - Pure Grunt slowing down the play.
1 : 23.47 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 23.51 {C} - royboy2 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 23.53 {C} - royboy2 goes all the way.
1 : 23.58 {C} - royboy2 should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 4.4.28

1 : 24.06 {FB} - Nobody's checking grumbleguts.
1 : 24.08 {FB} - grumbleguts takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 24.12 {FB} - That slews off the side of his boot and out on the full.
1 : 24.16 {lFP} - Mooch has possession.
1 : 24.2 {lFP} - Mooch lines up the sticks.
1 : 24.22 {lFP} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 5.4.34

1 : 24.27 {C} - GreyCrow wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 24.34 {C} - Pure Grunt has possession.
1 : 24.37 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Phar Ace was well placed to clean up.
1 : 24.41 {C} - Sees Pure Grunt out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 24.45 {C} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Pure Grunt.
1 : 24.49 {C} - Pure Grunt slowing down the play.
1 : 24.53 {lW} - Phar Ace runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.55 {rW} - A short kick to Roylion.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 5.4.34
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Mooch slams one through while serial_thrilla makes a late play to win the post count for the match thread within 6 minutes.
As one of three people to have ever hit a four-figure match thread post count, please do not tempt me with something within my capabilities.
 
Interesting point of order - (if there ever was one that could be called interesting) Half a Ruler:think:

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Presumably there are at least two directions that ruler can be halved (perhaps even 3 if wafer thin)

Then of course can we just presume a Ruler is purely an object, but rather a powerful person:

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Heaviest​

The heaviest monarch is believed to have been Tāufaʻāhau Tupou IV, King of Tonga from 1965 to 2006, who at his peak in 1976 was measured as 208.7 kg (460 lb) - so it is conceivable that if someone was a Ruler and weighed just 104kg, could we not call him or her Half a Ruler

Tallest​

The tallest height of a president is that of Filip Vujanović of Montenegro standing at 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) tall.[6]

One of the tallest rulers in history was Serb Dusan the Mighty who was King of Serbia (1331–1345) and later Tsar of Serbs, Greeks, and Bulgarians (1346–1355). He was 214 cm tall, in that time the average height was 165-170cm, so he searched all over Europe to find 101 men over 2 meters tall to be part of his personal guard. [7]

It probably unlikely we could find a half a Ruler that was only 107cm The shortest monarch is Queen Victoria of the British Empire, who was believed to be around 4 ft 9 in (1.45 m).[9

Oldest​

The oldest ruler, whose date of birth is known, is Giovanni Paolo Lascaris. He was Grand Master of the Order of Saint John until his death at the age of 97 years 47 days. The oldest ruler at the time of taking office is Prem Tinsulanonda, who became regent of Thailand at 96 years 97 days old and ruled for several months. The oldest president at the time of taking office is Mohamed Beji Caid Essebsi who became President of Tunisia at 88 years, 32 days. The oldest monarch at the time of accession is Emir Nawaf Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah of Kuwait, who started his reign at 83 years, 96 days.

Easily there were half Rulers by age, infact, you draw your own fraction as to how much less than half a Ruler poor little Mary, Queen of Scots, who became Queen of Scotland at six days old.

Last but no least, Half a Ruler could easily be found use duration:

Longest-reigning monarch​


The longest undisputed reigning monarch is Sobhuza II, who ruled the Kingdom of Swaziland under the title of Paramount Chief of Swaziland and later King of Swaziland. He ruled for 82 years and 254 days. However, the longest undisputed reigning ruler of a sovereign state is Louis XIV, who ruled the Kingdom of France for 72 years, 3 months, and 18 days.

Name your own fraction for how much less of half a Ruler there people were:

The shortest serving monarch of all time is believed to be Louis XIX of France. After his father's abdication during the July Revolution on 2 August 1830, he ascended to the throne, but abdicated around 20 minutes later. This reign is disputed, as some historians believe this reign is too short to be valid. The next contender is the unnamed daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei who was appointed by her grandmother, Empress Dowager Hu. She reigned for a matter of hours until being replaced by Yuan Zhao.

In more recent history, Dipendra was the undisputed King of Nepal for only around 56 hours in 2001.
Siaosi Tāufaʻāhau Tupoulahi (Tāufaʻāhau Tupou IV) was a really good bloke. He used to wave at me and my sister when we were kids every time his entourage drove past our house in (coincidentally) Tāufaʻāhau Rd in Maili Taha just on the outskirts of Nuku'alofa
 

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