Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[DemurePrincess]

We're rats... untrustworthy, filthy, cheating, lying vermin.

What can you do?

 

[damicky]

I am a smart Rat:

 

[okeydoke7]

My CV has been reviewed by my team, who have helped to craft it over many weeks.

The finishing touches are being applied.

 

[DemurePrincess]

What makes me think the Rats are gonna put on a show in the next few days leading up to the big day for us OOB’s!

Im hoping to see some dancing… damicky

Maybe a martial arts display okeydoke7

Some clever acts from the music department!! jackster83

Bit of stand up comedy?? philreich

Some CV dropping!!! Ant Bear

Possible Fitness demos (but highly unlikely!) Raz

A touch of mine…. sataris

And for the risky…. GotTheGoodes

Either way! I’m ready and waiting in anticipation!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Meanwhile we've got Ratpunzel, the Rat princess.

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Oh yeah, I totally remember this from my childhood

 

[thewizardmelon]

Try watching the movie Jaws backwards - it's the heart warming story of a shark who donates limbs to disabled people.

If you haven’t watched a movie backwards, are you really living?

It’s how I watch the ‘04 premiership

 

[thewizardmelon]

Can you post some to me please?

For every point we win by, I’ll post you a glass of guinnness. Cannot guarantee the quality when it arrives, however.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Pfft i'd rather watch a Hinkley press conference......

I think MP_ would still prefer MAFS…

 

[thewizardmelon]

The fans are very quiet ! The like our comments but they very quiet .

They must be preparing to be loud for next season when I kick my first goal, running out of the back line , 3 bounces , selling candy to 4 opposition players , another bounce then snap over my shoulder from boundary line . Siren sounds and crowd or rats goes crazy

OOB: Alright, that’s the starting siren. Let’s head out onto the field…

 

[thewizardmelon]

And miss a Deestroy? No way!!

I’ll give you a nod when I’m up there receiving it then

 

[thewizardmelon]

Who is ready for my CV?

You promised this days ago…is this going to be over in 30 seconds? You promised us way more than that

 

[philreich]

I think MP_ would still prefer MAFS…

My spies are telling me that MAFS recordings are being played in Australian prisons, as punishment for misbehaving prisoners. Apparently the incidence of reoffending is at an all time low.

 

[damicky]

You promised this days ago…is this going to be over in 30 seconds? You promised us way more than that

Are you speaking from personal experience?

Poor Mrs Wiz

 

[Dingster]

Grats to friend Robertio on triggering the clause in his contract for making All SFA. Tigerturbulance has gone all out sending you to sunny South Carolina.

 

[Dingster]

Mrs Turbo and myblueroan escape GF week to celebrate their All SFA on a girl's trip.

 

[Dingster]

kenneyswarriors couldn't get away. He still had to work.

 

[Ant Bear]

Some CV dropping!!! @Ant Bear

You know there is a word limit on posts, yeah?

 

[Ant Bear]

kenneyswarriors couldn't get away. He still had to work.

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Poor effort, off with his head!

 

[Dingster]

I'll get back to you with the Swampies All SFA reps. Making the GF they've had a fantastic season. Should have at least 3.

 

[Ant Bear]

Grats to friend Robertio on triggering the clause in his contract for making All SFA. Tigerturbulance has gone all out sending you to sunny South Carolina.

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Mrs Turbo and myblueroan escape GF week to celebrate their All SFA on a girl's trip.

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kenneyswarriors couldn't get away. He still had to work.

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Going full drazah?

 

[Ant Bear]

I'll get back to you with the Swampies All SFA reps. Making the GF they've had a fantastic season. Should have at least 3.

Don't bother, I can see the media pack outside my office now.

 

[philreich]

Mrs Turbo and myblueroan escape GF week to celebrate their All SFA on a girl's trip.

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Someone apparently asked a bloke who worked on the Eiffel Tower, "Do people often jump off the Eiffel Tower?"

His short reply was, "No - only once."

 

[Ant Bear]

lighten up, princess

 

[thewizardmelon]

My spies are telling me that MAFS recordings are being played in Australian prisons, as punishment for misbehaving prisoners. Apparently the incidence of reoffending is at an all time low.

I still thought it was watching Qort Qower play Qfl, but this is perhaps an even worse fate. That or the Qachelor nonsense.

 

[philreich]

I still thought it was watching Qort Qower play Qfl, but this is perhaps an even worse fate. That or the Qachelor nonsense.

My volleyball team mates used to call me Channel Ten, because of my terrible network!!!