Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[GotTheGoodes]

My next joke....

The BAGHDAD BOMBERS

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Joke #3 (this one is a doozy)

The Fighting Furies

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Joke 4 is bittersweet....


The Gold City Royals!!!!


TaBoomTish...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You want funny though?

I'll give you funny....


THE MT BULLER DEMONS!!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

My next joke involves 3 clubs...

The Dragons, Warriors & Hawks all walk into a bar...

It hurt.

 

[Raz]

Swamprats in crisis.

We celebrating ! It’s party time in the swamp !

 

[Raz]

Did someone say whiskey?

Mmmm yes please

 

[Raz]

Premiership flag?

shhh I partying . Not watching any football

 

[myblueroan]

A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire.

The physicist announces "We must put the garbage can in the fridge so that the temperature will be below the ignition temperature and therefore put itself out!"

The chemist replies "No, we must cover the garbage can so that the fire consumes all of the oxygen and, in the absence of reactants, can no longer continue!"

Meanwhile, the two turn around to find that the statistician is running around the room setting everything else on fire. "What the hell are you doing??"

"Getting a proper sample size!"

 

[DemurePrincess]

Absolute scenes here people.... OOB are officially off the rails. It's sad. For a side that looked like it had the world at it's feet - it pains me to see it in crisis like this. They are lost and confused.

#oobincrisis #theoobcrazytrain #sadscenes

Shit! I forgot to come back to this lol

I told ya… wine and school nights don’t mix

 

[jackster83]

I'm laying down in the middle aisle...



sataris is throwing bacon cheese balls from the back of the bus into my mouth...

They're bacon cheese balls right Sats? Right?....

I hope they weren't dipped in salsa.

That will leave a helluva mess on the bus seats.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

philreich married a Las Vegas Bears supporter... He tells me "That Las Vegas thing really rubbed off... like a deck of cards... at first, all you need is two hearts & a diamond.... in the end though you just wish you had a club & a spade...."

Then he looked solemnly into the distance for a solid 23 seconds.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Premiership flag?

You weren’t invited to this game mate.

Shoo!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Shit! I forgot to come back to this lol

I told ya… wine and school nights don’t mix

Someone send help.

They are in ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES!!!

 

[myblueroan]

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You weren’t invited to this game mate.

Shoo!

Soz. Just trying to bump the ol' post count. Xx

 

[damicky]

shhh I partying . Not watching any football

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm laying down in the middle aisle...



sataris is throwing bacon cheese balls from the back of the bus into my mouth...

They're bacon cheese balls right Sats? Right?....

Fur balls fella!

Mmm! Tasty!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Soz. Just trying to bump the ol' post count. Xx

I bet you are you shit

 

[myblueroan]

"I remember on Christmas morning, I'd get so excited, I'd run up to the front door and yell,'Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! You have to let me in now!'"

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I bet you are you shit

Reckon we can do a joint 1000?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Someone send help.

They are in ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES!!!

I see what you’re trying to do here….

I might be a little wabbly but the rest of the team is on point!

Your reverse Phycology ain’t working goodie Goodes

 

[DemurePrincess]

Reckon we can do a joint 1000?

Tag biatch! You’re it!

 

[damicky]

Raz would have to be odds-on favourite to win the S38 EKA

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Tag biatch! You’re it!

Sh*t just got real huh?