Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[GotTheGoodes]

There is some disgusting non-use of the multi-quote ability in here.

Sure sign of a Swamprat victory!

You damn skippy!

 

[Dingster]

Do you need any lotion applied?

I have sunscreen and 2 hands

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Be grateful FFS. It's taken me this long to get your access to Sin City back after your disgraceful behaviour in Surfers.

THAT WAS Ant Bear!?!?

Wow... who knew you liked sardines that much?!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ewwww! Loin skirts only!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I can’t wait for you to eat your words… Choke on them even!

I don't see it.

I've already purchased 23 kegs of celebratory beer...

 

[Dingster]

Ewwww! Loin skirts only!

Skirts? philreich you're up

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Winter is running season! You try running in January when it’s 28 degrees by 6am, yuck!!

FYI philreich you missed your running joke opportunity...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Skirts? philreich you're up

You know what I mean Ding Ding

 

[Robertio]

This one will get your juices going! Tigerturbulance this must have been before our off season training program.

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Looking at home there Ding.

 

[Robertio]

Do you mean AntBear?

All Ants look the same.

 

[GremioPower]

 

[thewizardmelon]

At least tag him... Ant Bear

Oh? You meant to but yet another stress induced typo? That's ok... the Rats team selection put you off your game. I get it.

#rattled #typoaftertypo #thepressurehasgottentothem

The bloke already gave me 40 likes, I figured he’d be around with it a tag.

But keep pretending we’re ‘rattled’, if it helps you forget about #runneruprats
I see you just but your own. #rattled#rattled

 

[thewizardmelon]

The bloke already gave me 40 likes, I figured he’d be around with it a tag.

But keep pretending we’re ‘rattled’, if it helps you forget about #runneruprats
I see you just but your own. #rattled#rattled

Why are hashtags so useless on this app? Lol

 

[thewizardmelon]

I was trying to say #notsodangerousgoodes

 

[jackster83]

I don't see it.

I've already purchased 23 kegs of celebratory beer...

That should last us a couple of hours.

 

[Ant Bear]

You get this a lot in England. Their jokes are usually about the Irish being stupid, the Scottish being tight fisted with their money, but i think the Welsh by far get the worst end of the stick here.

The poms generalise people from Wales as having intimate relationships with sheep!

You leave our New Zealand jokes alone!

 

[Robertio]

That should last us a couple of hours.

Are half of you not drinking?

 

[jackster83]

Are half of you not drinking?

There will be victory champagne as well.

Once the kegs run dry we're off to the pubs (and possibly the strippers).

 

[Robertio]

There will be victory champagne as well.

Once the kegs run dry we're off to the pubs (and possibly the strippers).

That's the way mate, go big or go home.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

You leave our New Zealand jokes alone!

Take it up with the poms not me mate.

 

[Ant Bear]

Good morningggggggg!

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My chariot awaits! Take me to warmer weather please

Isn't it ironic?

 

[thewizardmelon]

That should last us a couple of hours.

I think it will take you longer than that to drown your sorrows, Jack.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Are half of you not drinking?

Surely he meant 23 each?

 

[Raz]

The last couple of pages on the thread has been full of memes. There's not enough debate on how the game is going to go on Sunday.

Well game controlled by app so pointless . Let’s keep the random chat going

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

There will be victory champagne as well.

Once the kegs run dry we're off to the pubs (and possibly the strippers).

Even if you lose there's going to be a party. Your team does have exclusive access to all our official functions and events after all.