Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[Raz]

And now for the team selections:

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Need more on the bench .and who’s the Sub ?

 

[jackster83]

Need more on the bench .and who’s the Sub ?

Don't worry, you'll be allowed to sing the song with us on Sunday.

 

[Braklet]

Rats teeth keep growing.

Imagine having teeth bigger than your ding-a-ling!

Explains a lot about damicky...

 

[Raz]

Don't worry, you'll be allowed to sing the song with us on Sunday.

Oh nothing will stop that

Except time spent consoling DemurePrincess

Once she had a pizza and whiskey she will be singing with all of us !

 

[jackster83]

Oh nothing will stop that

Except time spent consoling DemurePrincess

Once she had a pizza and whiskey she will be singing with all of us !

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

[Braklet]

DemurePrincess ruined Rat Facts for everyone

It's not like your teeth being bigger than Lil' Damicky was a secret.

 

[Braklet]

I won't train next season if I come of the bench.

Please don't come on the bench.

 

[Braklet]

Umm! Your gunt has seemed to swallow your….

Uh oh, more unfamiliar Aus vernacular, which I don't think I'll Google.

 

[Braklet]

I had no idea Dingster was the Sweet FA's Skinner...

 

[Braklet]

We rolling this GF thread oldskool preserved ham style!

A steamed ham fan?

 

[Raz]

It had to be said.



Or, did it?

Well it ain’t pants free night . YET

 

[Braklet]

damicky

 

[Braklet]

Hey, that Paul Reubens clip reminds me of Raz's introduction to the Swamprats...

 

[Braklet]

damicky is pretty feisty when you rile him up

 

[Raz]

On Monday morning

Waking up and singing

“ Is this the real life , or is this just fantasy”

 

[Braklet]

philreich married a Las Vegas Bears supporter... He tells me "That Las Vegas thing really rubbed off... like a deck of cards... at first, all you need is two hearts & a diamond.... in the end though you just wish you had a club & a spade...."

Then he looked solemnly into the distance for a solid 23 seconds.

Quite possibly the winner here, folks.

 

[Braklet]

Reckon we can do a joint 1000?

 

[Braklet]

A Question that reverbirates through the annals of time...

Leave time's anal alone, Goodes.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Why did the Irish man bring a ladder to Mrs T's Tavern ?




Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Well i presume they will be on the house after we win on Sunday!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Did you mean to say "it seems to be you who's panicking"??

Oh dear. It's ok. Just take a deep breath.

#nervesareshot #nervousmess #wheelsarecomingoff

Well yes i did lol. The main place to do the talking is out on the oval this Sunday.

Truth be told i felt more nervous about the Royals game last week than this one tbh!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

What do you call the little Irish man that lives on your front porch?

Paddy O’Furniture

You get this a lot in England. Their jokes are usually about the Irish being stupid, the Scottish being tight fisted with their money, but i think the Welsh by far get the worst end of the stick here.

The poms generalise people from Wales as having intimate relationships with sheep!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Anyway the AI threw up these happy birthday Carlton/Camel birthday cake designs ahead of the big day tomorrow.

I think it did a good job and the Swamprats i'm sure, are well aware of the camel thing we have going on here.

The next two are slightly off they have NFL logos, and both cakes are in the M and M light blue Carlton colours but it's still good imo.

One more left and i may as well post it. The camel seems to be ahem a bit busy here as such!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

June 21st is the the longest day of the year over here as well. Is it your shortest day of the year or is that June 22nd?

I got asked by Spotify about what birthday playlist i wanted it to do.

I requested some 80's pop, a bit of 90's music and some 00's indie/rock music. A good mix there i think.

 

[damicky]

Please don't come on the bench.

Leave it, Pugsley

 

[Chipmunk]

The poms generalise people from Wales as having intimate relationships with sheep!

Against the law now I’m afraid:

Sheep shagger - Wikipedia

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