Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[jackster83]

okeydoke7 has already committed to The Swamprats for next Season

The Rats are going to go #backtoback and it's going to be beautiful.

 

[Robertio]

Our adult kids are coming over for dinner tonight

Should I connect my Laptop to the 75” TV?

Tell them to be quiet as well.

 

[BRAB]

Named after a former poster in the league.

One day there’ll be a medal named after you too if you’re lucky.

The Deestroyed Medal.

I’m a little surprised that there isn’t a BRAB medal yet

 

[Raz]

Blame DemurePrincess !!

Well little competetion is good to be the most represented.

 

[jackster83]

I will hide behind you to be safe ...

Careful mate. It's a trap.

 

[Robertio]

Wwell done, how much does it cost to get one LOL

First you have to find the right person to bribe.

 

[okeydoke7]

At my best, I’m a f*cking force to be reckoned with. On and off the field.

Did people forget?

I didn’t.

 

[Raz]

So spare me your lectures, because it’ll be you in my audience this evening.

No lectures. i didnt advise you to be loyal, i only stated i prefer loyalty. one club team player.s
But each to thier own.


And Umm no wont be looking in that direction. some better sights to see out on the field

 

[Raz]

First you have to find the right person to bribe.

Names , names, drop those names. need to bribe to get an off field player the prize lol

 

[Raz]

I saw a gorgeous looking lady rat at the bar last night. I plucked up the courage to say hello to her, and I said, "Hi sweetie - I'd give you one."

She gave me a dirty look and said, "You disgusting pig - I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last rat on earth."

I replied, "Take it easy fatty: I was merely giving you a score out of ten."

yes you would need courage ... she probably has a whole family to feed and might be hungry

 

[DemurePrincess]

I saw a gorgeous looking lady rat at the bar last night. I plucked up the courage to say hello to her, and I said, "Hi sweetie - I'd give you one."

She gave me a dirty look and said, "You disgusting pig - I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last rat on earth."

I replied, "Take it easy fatty: I was merely giving you a score out of ten."

 

[Raz]

Named after a former poster in the league.

One day there’ll be a medal named after you too if you’re lucky.

The Deestroyed Medal.

nah i a humble little rookie. Never want to have medals named after me.

I only here to enjoy the time. SWAMPRAT for life . or until the CAPTAIN bans me LOL

 

[Raz]

awww i love miss piggy....

well not in that way. jsut close friends LOL

 

[DemurePrincess]

At my best, I’m a f*cking force to be reckoned with. On and off the field.

Did people forget?

I didn’t.

Don’t stress! When your CV eventually comes out… the proof will be on paper!

 

[DemurePrincess]

awww i love miss piggy....

well not in that way. jsut close friends LOL

 

[Raz]

Our adult kids are coming over for dinner tonight

Should I connect my Laptop to the 75” TV?

Why are you doing that ?

hmmmm.

 

[Raz]

Don’t stress! When your CV eventually comes out… the proof will be on paper!

Well he is a Legend in His Own Lunch Box

 

[Raz]

Yes the story of my life !

Poor little KErmit

 

[philreich]

Fleabane is that guy on the train who instead of getting up to let you out, he just moves his legs slightly so you have to slide out awkwardly

I was on the bus last night - a young man stood up and offered an old lady his seat, and she fainted. When she woke up, she thanked him, and he fainted!!!

 

[okeydoke7]

Don’t stress! When your CV eventually comes out… the proof will be on paper!

Already out

 

[Raz]

Careful mate. It's a trap.

Yes i know, but i am drawn into the trap...

HELP !@!!!@

 

[Raz]

 

[Raz]

I was on the bus last night - a young man stood up and offered an old lady his seat, and she fainted. When she woke up, she thanked him, and he fainted!!!

sad but probably true

 

[DemurePrincess]

I am a Saints supporter. Our motto (in Latin) means Strength Through Loyalty. Loyalty is our foundation value.

And we suck.

This place is better when people don’t burn out. When people create some controversy. When they aren’t vanilla. When they do what brings them joy.

So I move when I feel like it. It’s made me a champion.

Who are you to give me advice? You’re nothing. You’re nobody. So enjoy being loyal for 1.5 more seasons before you drift into nothingness and get forgotten like everyone else.

I move into my 6th season in a row at a club for the first time in my career despite some serious overtures from other clubs. Why? Because I feel like it.

So spare me your lectures, because it’ll be you in my audience this evening.

#ratsunderpressure

 

[Raz]

#ratsunderpressure

when the going gets tough.
the tough get going


Me i take the next cab to the Bar ...