Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS vs LAS VEGAS BEARS @ SPOTSWOOD OVAL

[Cap]

Works every time.

50% of the time?

 

[myblueroan]

myblueroan is a ripper and will be qoaching the program before long

As for King Tenz , thewizardmelon and even DemurePrincess - I suspect their departures had more to do with their former clubs than you guys but it seems they already fit right in

You haven’t fooled anyone though Turbo- the more people on the training field , the more likely you can slip away to the hot tub unnoticed

Never under-estimate the appeal of a solid oak and mahogany club room, cucumber sandwiches, and an abundance of sugar cubes.
Now, can I please have my blankie back 'Frank'?

 

[Fleabane]

I was very enthusiastic about getting the * out of there! The stench was unbearable. For all the glitch and glamour of Spotswood I did expect a more pleasant smell. Thats coming from someone whose stadium is above the swamprats sewer system.... technically our sewer system, they just live there.

Wow. I thought it's the best smell we have on offer. Truly mind boggling. I suspect my Spotswood Drains Tour won't be of interest in that case? Said swamp rats loved it.

 

[Robertio]

myblueroan is a ripper and will be qoaching the program before long

As for King Tenz , thewizardmelon and even DemurePrincess - I suspect their departures had more to do with their former clubs than you guys but it seems they already fit right in

You haven’t fooled anyone though Turbo- the more people on the training field , the more likely you can slip away to the hot tub unnoticed

They all are fitting in perfectly so it really doesn't matter how they got here, they've found home at Spotswood.

 

[Robertio]

Wow. I thought it's the best smell we have on offer. Truly mind boggling. I suspect my Spotswood Drains Tour won't be of interest in that case? Said swamp rats loved it.

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Swampies did love it, except when we kept Harvey Manfrenjensenden

 

[thewizardmelon]

I suspect their departures had more to do with their former clubs

checks notes

But that’s between me and my agent anyways. Was all about the big $$$

 

[Robertio]

JuddgementDay i am expanding my Guinness Bar, i need an assistant manager, are you in?

 

[MWPP]

They all are fitting in perfectly so it really doesn't matter how they got here, they've found home at Spotswood.

Fair enough , provided the signings were all consensual/above board

Just as friendships/ relationships that originated online are the norm now but were embarrassing 10-20 years ago, Sweet will evolve and meeting the way they did will become more accepted too

 

[Robertio]

Fair enough , provided the signings were all consensual/above board

Just as friendships/ relationships that originated online are the norm now but were embarrassing 10-20 years ago, Sweet will evolve and meeting the way they did will become more accepted too

All our signings are legit.

 

[Fleabane]

Fair enough , provided the signings were all consensual/above board

Just as friendships/ relationships that originated online are the norm now but were embarrassing 10-20 years ago, Sweet will evolve and meeting the way they did will become more accepted too

 

[myblueroan]

Well tbh the bears list runs that deep that you could have 20 in the LG and 10 Captains and they'd all deserve the positions. We are known as having the best culture in the league so not hard to guess why.

is that cheese culture?
cos you know, if it's blue vein, it's got mouldy bits in it, and also a bit stinky innit?

 

[myblueroan]

All our signings are legit.

I signed with my hoof.

It's legal!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Get a room you two.

sounds like its time to play throw the keys in the bowl

 

[Shadow Man]

All our signings are legit.

Legit what, though?

 

[Robertio]

Legit what, though?

Don't be a gig.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Bloody hell LG, where were you guys when I needed you.

Just blame the new admin.
Everything is his fault and all good things he inherited.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

JuddgementDay i am expanding my Guinness Bar, i need an assistant manager, are you in?

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[Robertio]

is that cheese culture?
cos you know, if it's blue vein, it's got mouldy bits in it, and also a bit stinky innit?

He plays for the Bombers.
Nothing but the best in the Spotswood campus.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

All our signings are legit.

 

[Tandy]

Look out, Shadow Man is here. All we need is CountryLad and will have ourselves a good old fashion sleuthfest.

 

[thewizardmelon]

I signed with my hoof.

It's legal!

I signed with my…melon!

Wait.

 

[Shadow Man]

Look out, Shadow Man is here. All we need is CountryLad and will have ourselves a good old fashion sleuthfest.

present and accounted for

 

[myblueroan]

I signed with my…melon!

Wait.

'Zat a euphemism?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Get a room you two.

Yes... please.

Howdy Testie...

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Look out, Shadow Man is here. All we need is CountryLad and will have ourselves a good old fashion sleuthfest.

Good signing getting Shadow Man out of the Hippodrome,
when I was the Furies Captain he was the player I used to let off the chain to scare the sh!t out of the opposition