Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob i want fajitas

 

[Tonga Bob]

Btw there's a new connecting route between VCP and BJO. I'll have to make a video of it but first I need to feel a bit better. Someone please come say poor baby repeatedly until I recover. You can start now START NOW

_Mike_ I accidentally sacked you for another Mike but you're back now. Were you wanting to play this week? If so, whereabouts?

Poor baby repeatedly until I recover.

 

[Dinsdale]

Btw there's a new connecting route between VCP and BJO. I'll have to make a video of it but first I need to feel a bit better. Someone please come say poor baby repeatedly until I recover. You can start now START NOW

Ok Mr Shouty

 

[_Mike_]

@_Mike_ I accidentally sacked you for another Mike but you're back now. Were you wanting to play this week? If so, whereabouts?

where ever you had that imposter playing! Ruck?

 

[Mobbs]

Poor baby repeatedly until I recover.

I knew I could count on Tonga Bob to bring both fajitas and faux sympathy.

Quite unlike my teammates who just laughed when I told them I was sick ... and then started looting me. Honestly for a while I thought they were just giving me a manipedi but when they brought out little ziplock bags along with the eyebrow clippers, that's when I knew something was up. And if Ed_Gein would only just stop licking his lips as he approached me with scissors, I might have been less suspicious. Phar Ace popped up with a tub of hot wax and a spatula, that also raised some red flags. DERRINALPHIL just motioned me to a chair and rifled through a draw for some Fuji 9. Reardo brought either a bunch of medicine or the dregs of a dishwashing detergent bottle, even he wasn't clear on which. All fitzroybowiedog could do was tell me how my plight made him sad. JackNah_8 offered me half of her half-hat, which means I now have a quarter-hat, I'm guessing the other three quarters will be played by the Roys on Sunday. Allikat bit me and said something about positive pathogens. 3KZ is Football offered to give a prediction on my recovery time which I refused because I can't handle the truth. royboy2 just gave me the finger, externally thank god.

RU_ was the only one who showed genuine care, dropped off a hand-made card ... business card tbf but the thought was there. And don't even get me started on what Dicky Fitzwell defines as a "healing tool".

 

[Mobbs]

where ever you had that imposter playing! Ruck?

To be honest I was essentially just spamming you, but I'll admit now I'll need to consider your proposal!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Tonga Bob i want fajitas

The Roys ordering some Mexican in.

 

[pantskyle]

Can I be the captain?

 

[tigs2010]

Can I be the captain?

No

 

[Mobbs]

Can I be the captain?

What makes you think you're not already the captain?

Oh you mean of the Warriors?

 

[Dinsdale]

I knew I could count on Tonga Bob to bring both fajitas and faux sympathy.

Quite unlike my teammates who just laughed when I told them I was sick ... and then started looting me. Honestly for a while I thought they were just giving me a manipedi but when they brought out little ziplock bags along with the eyebrow clippers, that's when I knew something was up. And if Ed_Gein would only just stop licking his lips as he approached me with scissors, I might have been less suspicious. Phar Ace popped up with a tub of hot wax and a spatula, that also raised some red flags. DERRINALPHIL just motioned me to a chair and rifled through a draw for some Fuji 9. Reardo brought either a bunch of medicine or the dregs of a dishwashing detergent bottle, even he wasn't clear on which. All fitzroybowiedog could do was tell me how my plight made him sad. JackNah_8 offered me half of her half-hat, which means I now have a quarter-hat, I'm guessing the other three quarters will be played by the Roys on Sunday. Allikat bit me and said something about positive pathogens. 3KZ is Football offered to give a prediction on my recovery time which I refused because I can't handle the truth. royboy2 just gave me the finger, externally thank god.

RU_ was the only one who showed genuine care, dropped off a hand-made card ... business card tbf but the thought was there. And don't even get me started on what Dicky Fitzwell defines as a "healing tool".

How much mezcal and Absinthe did you drink last night? Allikat Would never bite someone she likes

 

[Mobbs]

How much mezcal and Absinthe did you drink last night? Allikat Would never bite someone she likes

Allikat ONLY bites those that she likes!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

What makes you think you're not already the captain?

Oh you mean of the Warriors?

Good luck wrestling this off Tongan Robert, I tried to weasel my way into a co-captaincy gig and he had spudmaster murder me, which really hurt my feelings.

 

[spudmaster]

Good luck wrestling this off Tongan Robert, I tried to weasel my way into a co-captaincy gig and he had spudmaster murder me, which really hurt my feelings.

Haha you've got a good memory mate! I had to think that one through for a second there.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Allikat ONLY bites those that she likes!

Allikat has never bitten me. She did make me a moderator though, like one of those Doctor Who regenerations.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Haha you've got a good memory mate! I had to think that one through for a second there.

You don't remember murdering The Filth Wizard dead?

 

[spudmaster]

You don't remember murdering The Filth Wizard dead?

That was my entire defense case!

 

[spudmaster]

How about horrible shorts?
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ooh serious aku aku (mask) from crash bandicoot vibes. And whatchu mean horrible? They resemble clowns too closely for your liking?

 

[Dinsdale]

That was my entire defense case!

I'll lend you my lawyers next time.

 

[spudmaster]

How's the headache Mobbs?

She prefers the term Mrs Mobbs mate.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Smell of roast pork coming from Armadale. You OK Piggy Smalls?

Parts of Perth set to hit 45C on Thursday as three-day heatwave leaves city sweltering

The temperature reached 44C in some parts of Perth on Wednesday — 5C more than forecast — and on Thursday it could be even hotter.

www.abc.net.au

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That was my entire defense case!

I remember the hurtful words you said.

 

[Mobbs]

Sweet FA Road (Sewer) Trips - VCP to BJO via the Sewerage Network



They say there's no new ways between these grounds under the sun. But under the ground ...

This video is part of a Minecraft replication of locations in the world of Sweet, the manufactured geographical home of the Sweet Football Association.

The Sweet FA is the Australian Football community's foremost (only) simulated fantasy Aussie Rules league, which commenced in 2001, and is just now kicking off into its 37th season.

Links:
[Sweet FA Subforum] | [Bigfooty Minecraft Servers] | [World of Sweet Playlist on Youtube] | [SweetFA+]

 

[spudmaster]

Sweet FA Road (Sewer) Trips - VCP to BJO via the Sewerage Network



They say there's no new ways between these grounds under the sun. But under the ground ...

This video is part of a Minecraft replication of locations in the world of Sweet, the manufactured geographical home of the Sweet Football Association.

The Sweet FA is the Australian Football community's foremost (only) simulated fantasy Aussie Rules league, which commenced in 2001, and is just now kicking off into its 37th season.

Links:
[Sweet FA Subforum] | [Bigfooty Minecraft Servers] | [World of Sweet Playlist on Youtube] | [SweetFA+]

Seriously impressive stuff mate.
I was hoping The Donald would fork out for a team bus this season, but looks like we'll be doing our best swamprats impression and slumming it through the sewers.

 

[pantskyle]

No

Why not?