Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 10 - Gold City Royals v Mount Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne

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Richard_Cranium said:
The Royals hey? Did I ever mention the night I spent with Queen Lizzy back in the day? Of course, she was still just a princess then. I was a naive stable boy. Never even seen a clam that didn't belong to a nag. She found me tired and sweaty, dung shovel in hand, and must have taken a likening to me.

It was a wild and passionate night. She knew how to handle a sceptre, let me tell you.

Never saw her again after that. Except on the television of course. The old fella still stands to attention every time I hear God Save The Queen though.
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I spent 45 minutes with her son in 1974 when Charlie gave me a personal tour of the HMS Jupiter when it docked in Nuku'alofa. He was actually a really cool guy. He asked me lots of questions, and surprisingly, none of them were about torture techniques in Turkish prisons.
 

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Brenton Davy said:
I really wonder about this team sometimes…
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will ferrell omg GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
grumbleguts said:
I spent 45 minutes with her son in 1974 when Charlie gave me a personal tour of the HMS Jupiter when it docked in Nuku'alofa. He was actually a really cool guy. He asked me lots of questions, and surprisingly, none of them were about torture techniques in Turkish prisons.
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There's actually a small tribe in the South Pacific that worships me as a God. I had been aboard a unregistered research vessel involved in early Viagra tests. The initial dose was intensely potent and I ended up erect for 3 months. It was quite handy for finding true North (there was a magnet embedded in the tip from another unrelated medical experiment) when the vessel ran aground one stormy night. Eventually I was found and rescued by a friendly people that found my virility to be quite divine. I bedded several women, but eventually had to leave when I was blamed for a sudden syphilis outbreak. I learned a valuable lesson then about never ****ing a turtle again no matter how soft it's tail looks.

Many moons later they forgave me and asked me to return, sending my a photograph of the alter they had erected in my honour. But alas, it was never to be. My little island's secret location dies with me. But I will always remember that one month in 1957...
 
Richard_Cranium said:
There's actually a small tribe in the South Pacific that worships me as a God. I had been aboard a unregistered research vessel involved in early Viagra tests. The initial dose was intensely potent and I ended up erect for 3 months. It was quite handy for finding true North (there was a magnet embedded in the tip from another unrelated medical experiment) when the vessel ran aground one stormy night. Eventually I was found and rescued by a friendly people that found my virility to be quite divine. I bedded several women, but eventually had to leave when I was blamed for a sudden syphilis outbreak. I learned a valuable lesson then about never ******* a turtle again no matter how soft it's tail looks.

Many moons later they forgave me and asked me to return, sending my a photograph of the alter they had erected in my honour. But alas, it was never to be. My little island's secret location dies with me. But I will always remember that one month in 1957...
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Sounds like you’ve been too close to too many nuclear tests…
 
Richard_Cranium said:
There's actually a small tribe in the South Pacific that worships me as a God. I had been aboard a unregistered research vessel involved in early Viagra tests. The initial dose was intensely potent and I ended up erect for 3 months. It was quite handy for finding true North (there was a magnet embedded in the tip from another unrelated medical experiment) when the vessel ran aground one stormy night. Eventually I was found and rescued by a friendly people that found my virility to be quite divine. I bedded several women, but eventually had to leave when I was blamed for a sudden syphilis outbreak. I learned a valuable lesson then about never ******* a turtle again no matter how soft it's tail looks.

Many moons later they forgave me and asked me to return, sending my a photograph of the alter they had erected in my honour. But alas, it was never to be. My little island's secret location dies with me. But I will always remember that one month in 1957...
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Surprised you havent been drafted by the Bombres yet
 

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moginie said:
Good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades! I hope that we are all ready for an enjoyable game where everyone just has fun.

That's right isn't it, my good friend Headless?
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If we're not having fun, it's just not qooty! 🤗
 
Cadsky said:
It's game day at the Golden Throne Royals! Time to kick so demon arse and send them back to their frozen wasteland.
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Time to defend the honour of the Throne!
 

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Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 10 - Gold City Royals v Mount Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne

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