Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

[Membling]

It's funny because it's true.

As in suss or the 5 yo kid who always has jam on their hands?

 

[pantskyle]

As in suss or the 5 yo kid who always has jam on their hands?

Sure.

 

[Membling]

Sure.

Both it is

 

[Tonga Bob]

Actually let's make it's cash in a brown paper bag.

* sigh *

OK you go first.

 

[Zevon]

I'm not so sure, I just found $1000 deposited in my account and a note saying to tell Zevon to initiate board shutdown protocols.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I've never experienced banhammer before. I've had a day off but this would be a whole new experience. Tigerturbulance tell me what it's like?

its a great place to relax and reflect on your behaviour in the SFA

You get plenty of time to catch up on your reading


catch up with old friends


and my favourite is the time spent in the meditation room for some nice quiet time

 

[Membling]

its a great place to relax and reflect on your behaviour in the SFA

You get plenty of time to catch up on your reading
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catch up with old friends
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and my favourite is the time spent in the meditation room for some nice quiet time
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Let's be honest.

It is more French cooking and liberal use of butter

 

[krakouers]

If it walks like a match thread, talks like a match thread...

it’s a monkey?

 

[krakouers]

How did you get in here?

You forgot to lock the door

 

[GreyCrow]

As in suss or the 5 yo kid who always has jam on their hands?

'jam'

 

[Tonga Bob]

'jam'

Braklet calls it jelly

 

[FootyGuy13]

Just continue to "like" his posts as per usual and I'll happily catch any strays.

I'm more than happy if you start taking off with the pity likes.

FootyGuy13
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Ha, jokes on you, I already call myself useless.

 

[Footypie32]

Damn, I accidentally liked the above post thinking I posted it.

This is going to get really awkward.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Best match thread OP ever.

I suspect that nahnah might have made a rod for their own back. I can just see our esteemed admin (whoever it is) roping and hog tying nahnah into doing them every week…

 

[Brenton Davy]

FootyGuy13
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Footypie32
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Who let a dragon into our match thread?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey there Wazzas, it's the time of the week once again where we delve into the archives at Van Cortlandt Park and open up another box of This Round In Warriors History.

We go back half way through our history and land on round 11 in season 27 where, like last week's version, we played the Roys only this time we were taking in the comforts of the BJO. Seven current Warriors took part - TheInjuryFactory Freofalcon zackah Frankston Rover Raveneyes pantskyle & Smoooothy while current Delon Wosh was in the ruck. Former Warrior I Dont Care was playing for the hosts, as was this week's fake OP writer nahnah. We kicked six of the first seven goals and never really looked back from there, marching on to a 24.11 (155) to 12.2 (74) victory which is our ninth highest score in history and the sixth biggest winning margin (81 points) in our history - only Roy's insane accuracy stopping it from being bigger. Some decent individual performances too, led by Raveneyes kicking 8 goals and including 28 touches from zackah, 25 from candiehappy, 16 and 3 goals from leobarryustar, 17 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal from pantskyle, 15 disposals & 7 tackles from Packedlunch, 4 goals from harry000 and 16 touches/15 hitouts/4 tackles/1 goal from Wosh.

Other notable round 11 performances include last season's 102 point victory over the Gumbies (fourth highest in our history), and the season before was a 60 point beating of the OOFs (13th highest in our history) which is the the only victory we've had against them to date. So if this week's visiting Monarchists want to take anything out of this post then take this - we have won our last two round 11 matches by an average of 81 points, but the teams we've beaten have gone on to be that season's premiers. I think there's something in that for all of us.

Have a great week Wazzas!​

 

[pantskyle]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey there Wazzas, it's the time of the week once again where we delve into the archives at Van Cortlandt Park and open up another box of This Round In Warriors History.

We go back half way through our history and land on round 11 in season 27 where, like last week's version, we played the Roys only this time we were taking in the comforts of the BJO. Seven current Warriors took part - TheInjuryFactory Freofalcon zackah Frankston Rover Raveneyes pantskyle & Smoooothy while current Delon Wosh was in the ruck. Former Warrior I Dont Care was playing for the hosts, as was this week's fake OP writer nahnah. We kicked six of the first seven goals and never really looked back from there, marching on to a 24.11 (155) to 12.2 (74) victory which is our ninth highest score in history and the sixth biggest winning margin (81 points) in our history - only Roy's insane accuracy stopping it from being bigger. Some decent individual performances too, led by Raveneyes kicking 8 goals and including 28 touches from zackah, 25 from candiehappy, 16 and 3 goals from leobarryustar, 17 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal from pantskyle, 15 disposals & 7 tackles from Packedlunch, 4 goals from harry000 and 16 touches/15 hitouts/4 tackles/1 goal from Wosh.

Other notable round 11 performances include last season's 102 point victory over the Gumbies (fourth highest in our history), and the season before was a 60 point beating of the OOFs (13th highest in our history) which is the the only victory we've had against them to date. So if this week's visiting Monarchists want to take anything out of this post then take this - we have won our last two round 11 matches by an average of 81 points, but the teams we've beaten have gone on to be that season's premiers. I think there's something in that for all of us.

Have a great week Wazzas!​

Wow that's amazing.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Wow that's amazing.

I am choosing to believe that this reply is genuine.

 

[pantskyle]

I am choosing to believe that this reply is genuine.

You chose poorly.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I am choosing to believe that this reply is genuine.

Haaaaaave you met pants?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Haaaaaave you met pants?

I've met you and I just figured he'd be the same.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I've met you and I just figured he'd be the same.

 

[grumbleguts]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey there Wazzas, it's the time of the week once again where we delve into the archives at Van Cortlandt Park and open up another box of This Round In Warriors History.

We go back half way through our history and land on round 11 in season 27 where, like last week's version, we played the Roys only this time we were taking in the comforts of the BJO. Seven current Warriors took part - TheInjuryFactory Freofalcon zackah Frankston Rover Raveneyes pantskyle & Smoooothy while current Delon Wosh was in the ruck. Former Warrior I Dont Care was playing for the hosts, as was this week's fake OP writer nahnah. We kicked six of the first seven goals and never really looked back from there, marching on to a 24.11 (155) to 12.2 (74) victory which is our ninth highest score in history and the sixth biggest winning margin (81 points) in our history - only Roy's insane accuracy stopping it from being bigger. Some decent individual performances too, led by Raveneyes kicking 8 goals and including 28 touches from zackah, 25 from candiehappy, 16 and 3 goals from leobarryustar, 17 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal from pantskyle, 15 disposals & 7 tackles from Packedlunch, 4 goals from harry000 and 16 touches/15 hitouts/4 tackles/1 goal from Wosh.

Other notable round 11 performances include last season's 102 point victory over the Gumbies (fourth highest in our history), and the season before was a 60 point beating of the OOFs (13th highest in our history) which is the the only victory we've had against them to date. So if this week's visiting Monarchists want to take anything out of this post then take this - we have won our last two round 11 matches by an average of 81 points, but the teams we've beaten have gone on to be that season's premiers. I think there's something in that for all of us.

Have a great week Wazzas!​

Does this come in a TL;DR flavour?

 

[Dinsdale]

very underwhelming OP, like our win loss ratio.

Good luck Rooy.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I am choosing to believe that this reply is genuine.

You do realise where you are don’t you???