Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - East Side Hawks v Ophidian Old Boys at The Eyrie

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Let me know when Terrible Autotune is a theme

Starts every Thursday and Monday

 

[akkaps]

Starts every Thursday and Monday

Have a look at some of the records I hold for being shit at the game.

 

[TY24]

Ugh. I don't even want to bet lol

You should try being an Eagles fan, we place bets on over or under 100 points these days

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I got today’s wordle in one thanks to spoilers elsewhere

Spoiler

TARKS

 

[TY24]

I got today’s wordle in one thanks to spoilers elsewhere

Spoiler

TARKS

 

[The Majestic]

Fun day at the footy, sore and tired so the rest of my weekend I will be resting.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Mate you’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that niggling was instigated by the Hawks in this thread.

Seems a couple of your players won’t move on and we aren’t going to take the sooky grievances lying down.

The Phoenix started it last season, when you weren't there. But keep on playing the victim if it fits your narrative Tarks. Different club, same muppet it seems.

 

[thewizardmelon]

thewizardmelon your countdown has even less puff than my Gralin thread. I’m getting impatient!

Very fair call by you - your teammates know well I can go missing for a few days at a time since the mini melons arrived

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Losing to the Roys in a Grand Final

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Being introduced to Werewolf (given that was mandatory in my Phoenix contract!)

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My hugely failed university degree that had I think 3 subscribers, and only MWPP did the coursework (so a special thanks, haha)​

 

[thewizardmelon]

Where is thewizardmelon anyway? You'd think he'd want to say hello to his old friends.

Friends is a loose term - rabble bunch I endured for a few seasons perhaps? Okay, I lie - there were SOME good eggs

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The overuse of this GIF

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Being 1 of about 4 posters contributing in the Team Survivor thread thing where you completed a +1/-1 for your team. Those were fun but needed more input

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Being told early on that the reaction score meant something - and me being focused on trying to be poignant and produce quality, only to find out end of season that was a gaff and meant * all (you know who you are, cheeky bastard!)​

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Thinking expansion was a bad idea when it turns out the OOB are the best thing to happen to the league in a long while!

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That one time (S36?) where everyone had the same Av for a week (was it all Eevee’s por_please_ya ?) and I wrote my replies to the wrong people a minimum of a dozen times

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Getting to explain what the plural form is of the word Phoenix about 4 times a match thread, only for eth-dog to come correct with the actual right answer

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Getting 7 away games (and maybe 7 losses) to finish the S36 season on a huge high, getting the draft pick we were after all along​

 

[thewizardmelon]

That's the problem though mate. It's all very Putin like to me.

I believe you went ahead with these changes without thewizardmelon approval? I think he was captain yet he wasn't informed about these changes?

Correct! Everyone knew except the Captain but that story is for another time

 

[thewizardmelon]

At least when I left unannounced I had the balls to come back

I love the fire - shame it’s all a waste but good on you for growing a pair now I’m gone. TY the absentee keyboard warrior has arrived*

*Disclaimer - Can’t stick to anything more than 5 minutes, will disappear again and blame ‘real life’ in approx 4 games

 

[thewizardmelon]

Surfing goats? Man, the SFA has EVERYTHING.

Wait until you see what Mobbs allows in the SFA after hours

 

[Mobbs]

Wait until you see what Mobbs allows in the SFA after hours

Everything is simulated.

 

[Tadpole]

Everything is simulated.

And occasionally stimulated.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Everything is simulated.

Ah yes - the token ‘it’s all a simulation’ line we get taught to echo.

 

[thewizardmelon]

And occasionally stimulated.

Won’t lie - that’s how I read it at first too

 

[Tadpole]

Depends on the week and how far into the season as to how stimulating it is. Not sure exactly where is feeling the stimulation, but there's still a little something there.

 

[TY24]

Can’t stick to anything more than 5 minutes

Thank god you’re here! I was wondering where you’d been for the last 2 days

 

[TY24]

por_please_ya Rankine2Rachele welfare check

 

[Chipmunk]

Friends is a loose term - rabble bunch I endured for a few seasons perhaps? Okay, I lie - there were SOME good eggs

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The overuse of this GIF

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Being 1 of about 4 posters contributing in the Team Survivor thread thing where you completed a +1/-1 for your team. Those were fun but needed more input

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Being told early on that the reaction score meant something - and me being focused on trying to be poignant and produce quality, only to find out end of season that was a gaff and meant * all (you know who you are, cheeky bastard!)​

I’d argue underused

 

[Tadpole]

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya Rankine2Rachele welfare check

Very pleased
Couldn't watch the game since I'm watching Riverdance
Nearly end of intermission and omg it's INCREDIBLE!!!!!!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Depends on the week and how far into the season as to how stimulating it is. Not sure exactly where is feeling the stimulation, but there's still a little something there.

If all else fails, there's always Deep Brain Stimulation R2R - although that deep level of electrical interference does run the risk of coming out as a Furies supporter :/

 

[thewizardmelon]

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My finals campaign video I spent a minimum of 2 hours creating...only for it to upload in poor image quality and look sh*t

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Winning handballer of the year in my rookie season! (Yes, it's a real award)


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The Mega Thread - a bit confusing for the smooth brains amongst us, but a huge barrel of laughs and a pleasure to be apart of
bring it back Elton Johns Wig

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This not-so banger of a media thread - seriously why didn't you lot stop me???

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My first goal, probably - No I'm not going to go find it, who could be ****ing bothered​