Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky [MOTR]

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He will only last 15 seconds again before being benched.
I've never experienced that

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I'm beginning to think that Vegas isn't exactly above board

Believe me, it's best not to know what's going on under the table. Learnt that early doors under Matera92.
 

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Thomas Bucks, a man whose love for money started before he even knew what it was. From his humble beginnings in the Western Suburbs, Bucks was always cooking up schemes to get rich quick. One of his early triumphs involved renting out his older brother's pr0n "educational" magazines to his friends for a tidy profit.

But Bucks' ambitions didn't stop there. Despite his success in the world of shady business ventures, Bucks felt an emptiness deep within him. His true passion? Qooty.

Believing that the Gold City Royals were the ticket to fame and fortune, Bucks set his sights on joining their ranks. After all, a city draped in gold and filled with royals seemed like the perfect fit for his money rich and lavish lifestyle. However, reality hit him harder than a failed get rich quick scheme. The gold turned out to be fake, and the people were faker than his designer shades.

Undeterred, Bucks redirected his sights towards Las Vegas, the ultimate playground of debauchery and money. Because if you're going to chase your dreams, why not do it in a city where excess is practically a way of life.

In the shimmering lights of Sin City, Bucks underwent a transformation like no other. Fueled by the adrenaline of the Vegas lifestyle and his undying love for cash, Bucks emerged from the neon haze as Tommycash, a moniker that encapsulated his newfound persona of glitz, glamor, and of course, wealth.

And now, after countless games of blood, sweat, donuts and bear hugs, Tommycash is gearing up to celebrate his 150th game for the Las Vegas Bears. As he takes to the field, he's not just playing for himself anymore, he's playing for every dreamer who ever dared to dream big, every schemer who ever dared to scheme bigger, and every bear who ever dared to wear sunglasses indoors.

Here's to you, Tommycash, the ultimate embodiment of hustle, heart, and hilarity! May your game be strong, your pockets be deep, and your victory dance be worthy of its own Vegas residency. Congratulations on your 150th game and earning Bears Life Membership, where, as an added bonus, you now receive the key to the executive toilet, where you can now take a dump in the stall next to Matera92 if you can stand the smell. Because when it comes to making dreams come true, you've definitely hit the jackpot!

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And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades!

Hello Bears.

Isn't it just great when the first job of the day is to go to Bunnings to replace something that *ed up overnight?

No. To paraphrase Captain Oates; "I'm just going to Bunnings and may be some time".

Whatever you do today, do it with ardour.
 
And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades!

Hello Bears.

Isn't it just great when the first job of the day is to go to Bunnings to replace something that *ed up overnight?

No. To paraphrase Captain Oates; "I'm just going to Bunnings and may be some time".

Whatever you do today, do it with ardour.
Morning mogs I've checked out of the hotel and I'm hoping my flight tonight gets out on time

I'm going to save the ardour for when I get home it's not really hospital appropriate
 
And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades!

Hello Bears.

Isn't it just great when the first job of the day is to go to Bunnings to replace something that *ed up overnight?

No. To paraphrase Captain Oates; "I'm just going to Bunnings and may be some time".

Whatever you do today, do it with ardour.

They tried to open a Bunnings in the UK with the classic sausage sizzle, but the British public didn’t take to it 😊
 
They tried to open a Bunnings in the UK with the classic sausage sizzle, but the British public didn’t take to it 😊
My claim to fame is I am a friend of a friend who nabbed the Bunnings sausage with a drone a few years back.

Do what you will with that information. It seems pertinent for a Friday morning.
 

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Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky [MOTR]

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